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  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #1
    Valentines Day Intinerary...
    Intinerary as follows...

    Woke up 9am.

    Work

    Text this broad who aske me to be her fukkin valentine.

    Eat some fukkin coneys.

    515pm take a nap on new Egyptian cotton bed set.

    645pm place wagers.

    730pm watch Red Wings game

    9pm play in beer league hockey game

    1030pm jerk off

    11pm watch NHL network

    1am go to sleep.


    Typical fukkin Tuesday. Whore shit "holiday".
  • JerseyLove
    SBR MVP
    • 02-15-10
    • 2183

    #2
    Still changing tires.?
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
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      • 8ArIvd5
        SBR MVP
        • 04-24-10
        • 3175

        #4
        Substitute jerk off with bone broad who asked to be my Valentine and you'd already have a better year than last.
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
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          • doublej95
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-26-10
            • 14094

            #6
            sounds likes a good day to me.
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            • milwaukee mike
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-22-07
              • 26914

              #7
              way too much time wasted on work on that itinerary
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              • opie1988
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-12-10
                • 23429

                #8
                "Woke up 9am"

                The fukk?

                What are you.....14?

                You think you make partner at a big firm by rolling out of bed at 9??

                I've typically been at the office for 3 hours by then.

                Get your fat ass out of bed, you lazy fukk.
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                • BIGDAY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 02-17-10
                  • 48245

                  #9
                  Deuce, you crack me up pal.
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                  • Bcatswin
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-21-10
                    • 13931

                    #10
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                    • RyanLeafOfBets
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-03-10
                      • 8164

                      #11
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        Originally posted by opie1988
                        "Woke up 9am"

                        The fukk?

                        What are you.....14?

                        You think you make partner at a big firm by rolling out of bed at 9??

                        I've typically been at the office for 3 hours by then.

                        Get your fat ass out of bed, you lazy fukk.
                        I was up late doing a research paper, you fukk.
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          I was up late doing a research paper, you fukk.
                          Email it to me to proof, please.
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                          • BGS 9.5
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-10-08
                            • 4628

                            #14
                            Picked some fukkin figs, took a deuce and double-wiped my ass, drank some PBR's, doing some tax returns
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                            • Deuce
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-12-08
                              • 29843

                              #15
                              Originally posted by opie1988
                              Email it to me to proof, please.
                              On iPhone, not with me, Ace.
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