A chair that blows a rod up your ass?

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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    A chair that blows a rod up your ass?
    This makes me want some metal plated underwear.

    A fourteen-year old boy in China was killed when a chair he was sitting in exploded. Chunks of metal pierced the boy’s rectum resulting in extensive and fatal bleeding.

    This is not the first time such a thing has happened, but it is the first fatality.

    The boy was alone when the accident occurred, sitting on his computer chair. Bravely, he managed to make one last phone call to his father despite being in horrific pain. An ambulance was immediately summoned, but it took an hour to get him to the hospital and he died enroute.
    The “killer chair” was a common gas-cylinder-based chair the height of which can be altered via a cylinder located at the base of the chair, which contains highly pressurized gas.

    Allegedly, energy created by the seat cushion caused the explosion.
    The fact that three similar incidents were reported at a hospital in the last month alone, suggests an influx of malfunctioning chairs. Back in 2007, such a chair propelled a metal part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe wound but survived.

    In all of the incidents three factors were implicated:
    • Non-nitrogenous gases contaminated the cylinder of the chair.
    • Deficient materials in the cylinder reduced the durability of the part.
    • The cylinder was not completely airtight.

    Although oil-based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders and the majority of them come from China.

    So all you computer workers with adjustable height chairs better watch your butt. lol.



  • dondude
    SBR Sharp
    • 12-20-11
    • 397

    #2
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    • pinnerpsk
      SBR MVP
      • 03-16-09
      • 1687

      #3
      that really sucks
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      • jjaycuny
        SBR MVP
        • 07-01-11
        • 1617

        #4
        They make counterfeit chairs now too?? Leave it to china to make a chair that explodes
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        • spankie
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-10-11
          • 9992

          #5
          damn.
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #6
            I have that sam chair

            I just removed my butt from sitting on it

            currentl posting while standing
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            • InTheDrink
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-23-09
              • 23983

              #7
              jesus...poor kid....14 years old...that fukkin sucks
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              • Deuce
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-12-08
                • 29843

                #8


                Every seat at my previous employer had those fukkin chairs.
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                • Bcatswin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-21-10
                  • 13931

                  #9
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    sad
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                    • Dad
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-26-08
                      • 23245

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony_come
                      I have that sam chair

                      I just removed my butt from sitting on it

                      currentl posting while standing
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                      • UpInsmoke33
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 12-04-11
                        • 139

                        #12
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                        • Dutch
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-21-10
                          • 4339

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dad
                          This makes me want some metal plated underwear.


                          As if you wear underwear. Freeballer.
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            yikes!!!!!!!!!!
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dutch
                              As if you wear underwear. Freeballer.
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                              • SteveRyan
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-15-11
                                • 1654

                                #16
                                I don't believe the story.

                                If you try to find the original source it leads to a dead end.

                                The story can be found easily at weirdasiannews.com (Not credible). If you follow the sources from there, it leads to a Japanese blog that is no longer available.

                                It was briefly talked about at Snopes, but it's not really something that one can easily track down...
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                                • teaserpleaser
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-14-08
                                  • 26015

                                  #17
                                  I believe it sbr poster wtf has one of these chairs and lives in china ....
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