I start drunk classes tonight

**King Mayan** · 02-09-12, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by ngates815

Probably won't get through to this kid, he'll probably just be daydreaming about SBR and his internet friends during the class.

He'll probably stutter like baitmen while telling chicks that "he's gonna get drunk and hang out with his friends Bigday, bcats, louisevillekid tonight"

He may get lucky and even get a few girls to come over, becase he talked up how cool his friends are...On the walk home he studies up on "how to finger a girl" and "where the vagina is located"...Later the girls come over and he offers them a mikes hard lemonade, and then they go into his room and he just sits down on the computer and starts making threads all night...The girls ask "so where are these other people at" leaf turns around and says, I'm chatting to them right now, We do this all the time, it's awesome...Girls laugh, leaf doesn't care, because at least he has "friends" on the internet.

living the life.

**Dad** · 02-09-12, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by cant call it

walk in wearing this, you will get bonus points

**Sam Odom** · 02-09-12, 01:34 PM

The 'bottle' will let you down - down deep into hell if you have no control of it. You will lose EVERYTHING

**john230** · 02-09-12, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

The 'bottle' will let you down - down deep into hell if you have no control of it. You will lose EVERYTHING

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

The 'bottle' will let you down - down deep into hell if you have no control of it. You will lose EVERYTHING

I definitely agree Sammy.
I go through phases where I don't drink then drink heavily. I'm about to start another one of the hiatuses.
I'm going to have to make some SBR bets on how long I can go without drinking.

**RedSox88** · 02-09-12, 01:59 PM

Ngates you are a giant tool and no one likes you you have 10000 negative posts

sorry you have no friends and have so much time for this site trolling to every and any thread possible

dude seriously get a life you need one bad

cause right now everyone just sees you as a negative piece of s***

**griz** · 02-09-12, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by RedSox88

Ngates you are a giant tool and no one likes you you have 10000 negative posts sorry you have no friends and have so much time for this site trolling to every and any thread possible dude seriously get a life you need one bad cause right now everyone just sees you as a negative piece of s***

back off pal or i will bash ur fukkin head in through ur computer

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by RedSox88

Ngates you are a giant tool and no one likes you you have 10000 negative posts

sorry you have no friends and have so much time for this site trolling to every and any thread possible

dude seriously get a life you need one bad

cause right now everyone just sees you as a negative piece of s***

Noooooooooooooo

**Landscaper** · 02-09-12, 02:01 PM

I wish u would start not posting tonight

By the way u get my friend request on Facebook

**RedSox88** · 02-09-12, 02:04 PM

its ok ngates you'll get through this horribly negative time in your life

lmao you're def one of the people hoping the world ends in 2012

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Landscaper

I wish u would start not posting tonight By the way u get my friend request on Facebook

I got three friend requests yesterday...
1. A japanese lady
2. Some guy that had everything hidden
3. Someone named Semore Butts.

Needless to say, I didn't make any more internet friends yesterday

**RedSox88** · 02-09-12, 02:24 PM

whose semore butts?

No body seen more butts than you uncle tony

**dondude** · 02-09-12, 03:26 PM

Always designate a driver leafy

**beerman2619** · 02-09-12, 04:02 PM

those classes always made me want to drink more so i did after class

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by beerman2619

those classes always made me want to drink more so i did after class

That's what I hear. I have a bottle of delicious Absolut Pear Vodka that I can drink like it's water.
Don't be surprised to get a video.

**beerman2619** · 02-09-12, 04:27 PM

look forward to the video have a good one man.

Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets

That's what I hear. I have a bottle of delicious Absolut Pear Vodka that I can drink like it's water.
Don't be surprised to get a video.

**UntilTheNDofTimE** · 02-09-12, 04:29 PM

10 weeks? nice mine was 9 months for a first timer. CA is one of the harsher states when it comes to DUI's

**YouMama** · 02-09-12, 04:38 PM

jesus, I had to do 12 wks for chronic speeding... like 10 tickets in a yr, 500$ fine, and DL suspened for 6 months, couldnt drive to shlt, had to get a job at a nursing home a block from my house for 8$/hr and walk... then got another 12 wks, 1500$ fine and 4 more months suspension for driving while suspended...

and they let alchys drive to there alchy classes? wtf

I did get laid a few times at the nursing home though, alot of young trashy girls work at those places, w high turnover

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 04:43 PM

Dang... I can't drive anywhere except work (I work from home) and to the place (literally right across the street). Maybe I'll make a video of me leaving there until I get to my apartment.

So, yeah I can't drive.

But, glad drunk classes aren't 9 months.

**GOIRISH** · 02-09-12, 04:50 PM

is this aa or something else? If its aa its not to bad, mostly filled of a couple hot girls and old alcoholic guys who look like car salesmen and hit on the younger girls. Or atleast thats how its like around here. Most of the people i was with were really cool. Would talk after classes. Now NA, thats the shit you got to watch out for, those people are ******.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by GOIRISH

is this aa or something else? If its aa its not to bad, mostly filled of a couple hot girls and old alcoholic guys who look like car salesmen and hit on the younger girls. Or atleast thats how its like around here. Most of the people i was with were really cool. Would talk after classes. Now NA, thats the shit you got to watch out for, those people are ******.

It's an alcohol education course called ASAP

http://www.vasap.state.va.us/

I'll give you all a recap for sure tonight.

**UntilTheNDofTimE** · 02-09-12, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets

It's an alcohol education course called ASAP

http://www.vasap.state.va.us/

I'll give you all a recap for sure tonight.

As long as you get a good councellor its pretty enjoyable. Lots of laughs and wed usually get out after 1:20 vs the 2 hours. These clases are only set up for 3 months so if you have to take a 9 month course its over redundant and you want to kill yourself but youll be fine with a 10 week course. Ive heard some horror stories but most ppl i know didnt mind the classes and you know the girls like to party and drink.*

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE

As long as you get a good councellor its pretty enjoyable. Lots of laughs and wed usually get out after 1:20 vs the 2 hours. These clases are only set up for 3 months so if you have to take a 9 month course its over redundant and you want to kill yourself but youll be fine with a 10 week course. Ive heard some horror stories but most ppl i know didnt mind the classes and you know the girls like to party and drink.*

Yeah, I'm really not too worried about it. I mean, I'll be able to sit through a combined up to 20 hrs of drunk classes. I just might want to get blasted afterwards is all.

**Emily_Haines** · 02-09-12, 06:45 PM

Why the hell you paying 400 for drunk classes? Just pay your fine and move on. No sense in wasting money for a bunch of losers to tell you how you should live your life.

**stevenash** · 02-09-12, 06:48 PM

Virginia has classes that teaches you not to drink and drive?

Umm, I am no saint, but I don't need to be taught not to drink and drive.

**Landscaper** · 02-09-12, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets

That's what I hear. I have a bottle of delicious Absolut Pear Vodka that I can drink like it's water.
Don't be surprised to get a video.

Pear Vodka? What r u some collage chick

Real men drink beer or something that tastes like gasoline... Pear Vodka

**stevenash** · 02-09-12, 06:53 PM

^
Those flavored vodkas do go down like water though

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

Why the hell you paying 400 for drunk classes? Just pay your fine and move on. No sense in wasting money for a bunch of losers to tell you how you should live your life.

Court-Mandated.
Definitely not voluntary.

Pear Vodka = 80 proof.
Beer = 10 proof

Just because it's flavored doesn't mean it's girly.

**Landscaper** · 02-09-12, 06:59 PM

[quote=RyanLeafOfBets;

Pear Vodka = 80 proof.
Beer = 10 proof

Just because it's flavored doesn't mean it's girly.[/quote]

When nothing but chicks and queers r the ones buying it tells me otherwise

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Landscaper

When nothing but chicks and queers r the ones buying it tells me otherwise

Ohh let me guess, the only time you drink vodka is when it's in the form of a gimlet?

**james242** · 02-09-12, 07:02 PM

Probably should be fun courses lol

**Landscaper** · 02-09-12, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by ngates815

Ohh let me guess, the only time you drink vodka is when it's in the form of a gimlet?

Gimlet? Fck is that shit

Never drink vodka.. Beer and whiskey MAN

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-09-12, 07:04 PM

Ryan if you are going to ever drink and drive again please be sure to run over Emily.

**YouMama** · 02-09-12, 07:06 PM

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by YouMama

I'm not afraid to admit that I like margaritas as much as the next guy/girl, and I'll drink girly drinks if you give them to me (won't buy, but will drink), but I don't think you can call anything 80+ proof girly.

That Pinnacle Whipped cream vodka is even like 70 proof. That's not even THAT girly in my opinion as long as you're doing straight shots. What's wrong with drinking something that tastes good? Not sure why it makes you less manly unless it's an umbrella drink or a Zima.

As you guys saw last week in video, I'm also not afraid to drink 151. I'll drink beer, whiskey, etc.

But, you're all high as a kite if you are gonna make fun of someone taking a "girly" shot.
The only time you should make fun of someone taking a shot is if:
a) they chase it.
b) it's that diluted stuff from Kroger that's like 42 proof.