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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    I am too poor to date a girl, how can I get sex???
    I look at prices today absolutely everything and I mean FUKKIN EVERYTHING costs twice what it should, fuKkin hell the dollar aint worth the paper its printed on anymore!

    I feel like they're playin a practical joke on me when I go to the movie theater nowadays, fuKkin 24 bucks for 2 tickets to the theater, fukin popcorn and 2 cokes for another 13 bucks, are you fukin kidding me!!!!



    Boys when you take your girl out nowadays you need to get the bj or sex beforehand, when I take her home and get a good night kiss after all that shit I want to stop that bitch before she kisses me and say can I just have my 40 bucks back and you kiss another guy! I cant afford how many dates its gonna take to get in your pants!
  • tony_come
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-31-10
    • 21695

    #2
    Hang in there pal
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    • KingJD31
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-04-11
      • 8167

      #3
      you got the wrong mentality

      Tony Montana:first you get the money then you get the power
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      • milkncereal
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 12-01-11
        • 538

        #4
        complaining about 40 bucks hahahha. If you're too broke to spend 40 bucks on a date night, id suggest getting a job, 2nd job, get better at gambling, something to make more cash
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          It seems like you'd feel better picking up a hooker and giving her $40 for a bj instead of the dinner date/goodnight kiss
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            Use your hand you fukkin clown
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            • paranoyd androyd
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-01-11
              • 6459

              #7
              price inflation + dollar devaluation - middle class = death spiral
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              • chingo
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 01-02-12
                • 770

                #8
                Lol. can i give u all my sbr points. u gotta try masterbation to nice latina porn... when i jerk sokmetimes it feels like a real orgasm....... or u can buy a bottle of liquor and rape the biatch... Or u find a real nice girl thats afraid of rooster and u get some blood on ur penis
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                • bettilimbroke999
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-08
                  • 13254

                  #9
                  Originally posted by milkncereal
                  complaining about 40 bucks hahahha. If you're too broke to spend 40 bucks on a date night, id suggest getting a job, 2nd job, get better at gambling, something to make more cash
                  Just to date a bitch? A 2nd fukin job? Are you fukin serious?

                  Originally posted by Smoke
                  Use your hand you fukkin clown
                  **** you bitch, your mom lets me do her for free!
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                  • chingo
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 01-02-12
                    • 770

                    #10
                    Im on my celly But wen i get on the comp. ill ship u 1point At op
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                    • Deuce
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      When I was dating broads I would drop 150 easy on a night out.
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                      • Jimmy0607
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 04-09-09
                        • 7785

                        #12
                        Bro we all know you are a f\*g so cut the shit
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #13
                          Hyna's are the last thing on my list... I could care less about them.. I am all about making money, starting businesses and growing as much as I can... the girls are the easy part, they are all ****** up anyways... make money and better yourself, don't worry about anything else..
                          המוסד‎
                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                          • chingo
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 770

                            #14
                            well if u save aprx 300 u can pay for sex and fuk some durty escorts...or @ this, i remember hearin bout bunch of buddies all drunk called a whore alll busted a nut on her face then kicked her out without payin her.. pussy should be free anywyas we put rooster in a whole bitches shud be payin me for ridin a dick and eattin *** anyways .......
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                            • Grits n' Gravy
                              Restricted User
                              • 06-10-10
                              • 13024

                              #15
                              Call sideloader. He'll take care of you.
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                              • chingo
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 01-02-12
                                • 770

                                #16
                                Whys it say roooster and not caaaack
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                                • bettilimbroke999
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-04-08
                                  • 13254

                                  #17
                                  Jimmy I appreciate you messaging me offering to suck my dick for free but that's not the kind of sex Im lookin for
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                                  • sweep
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-09-10
                                    • 16753

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                    Call sideloader. He'll take care of you.
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                                    • keyboarding
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 07-30-09
                                      • 6817

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Deuce
                                      When I was dating broads I would drop 150 easy on a night out.
                                      Do the men you date now cost less, you fukk?

                                      God bless.
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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by chingo
                                        well if u save aprx 300 u can pay for sex and fuk some durty escorts...or @ this, i remember hearin bout bunch of buddies all drunk called a whore alll busted a nut on her face then kicked her out without payin her.. pussy should be free anywyas we put rooster in a whole bitches shud be payin me for ridin a dick and eattin *** anyways .......
                                        This guy wants it for the cost of movie & popcorn. He's not going to shell out $300. His budget calls for a crack whore.

                                        Or he could rough up a classy $500 escort like you say. Jizz on her face then boot out the door without paying.
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                                        • bettilimbroke999
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-04-08
                                          • 13254

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sickler
                                          This guy wants it for the cost of movie & popcorn. He's not going to shell out $300. His budget calls for a crack whore.

                                          Or he could rough up a classy $500 escort like you say. Jizz on her face then boot out the door without paying.


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                                          • chingo
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 01-02-12
                                            • 770

                                            #22
                                            stare at a hot girl on the internet for 2mins... then just close ur eyes, put some kyjelly on both forearms. insert dick inbetween... switch it up a bit and stroke and repeat. for a feel of a blowjob spit on ur thumb finger nail and rub it on ur tip of caack
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                                            • chingo
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-02-12
                                              • 770

                                              #23
                                              While stroking
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                                              • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-29-08
                                                • 9284

                                                #24
                                                Id suggest a better job. Shit is expensive to get in a girls pants these days and we all agree their. But if you cant afford it time to get a better/nother job.
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                                                • Ernie Mccracken
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-11-11
                                                  • 1986

                                                  #25
                                                  Get a real job, some game, and and a self image more grounded in reality.
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #26
                                                    edit: tmi
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                                                    • Ernie Mccracken
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-11-11
                                                      • 1986

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                                      I just shelled out $700 for a couple tickets to a Madonna concert.

                                                      That's a date if I don't sell them

                                                      What's wrong with you? $700 to see madonna? Are you hoping she takes pity on you?
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                                                      • sickler
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-05-08
                                                        • 15006

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                                                        What's wrong with you? $700 to see madonna? Are you hoping she takes pity on you?
                                                        They were bought with scalping in mind. I'm saying IF I don't sell them
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                                                        • Ernie Mccracken
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-11-11
                                                          • 1986

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sickler
                                                          edit: tmi

                                                          TOO LATE. Your post has been quoted for posterity. Thousands of years from now people will still be wondering why you need $700 Madonna tickets to get a date.
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                                                          • sickler
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-05-08
                                                            • 15006

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                                                            TOO LATE. Your post has been quoted for posterity. Thousands of years from now people will still be wondering why you need $700 Madonna tickets to get a date.



                                                            I even mentioned it in this thread last night about scalping them


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                                                            • Ernie Mccracken
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-11-11
                                                              • 1986

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sickler


                                                              I even mentioned it in this thread last night about scalping them


                                                              http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...lftime-p3.html

                                                              Which is probably even more pathetic than buying them for yourself. Ticket scalpers get aids.
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                                                              • sickler
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-05-08
                                                                • 15006

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                                                                Which is probably even more pathetic than buying them for yourself. Ticket scalpers get aids.
                                                                Double your money
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                                                                • andywend
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-20-07
                                                                  • 4805

                                                                  #33
                                                                  bettillimbroke, why would any decent looking chick want to have sex with someone so cheap like yourself?

                                                                  Look in the mirror pal, if you were a chick would you want to fukk whats stirring back at you?

                                                                  If you're looking to get laid for $40, then crack whores are your only option.

                                                                  However, since you're probably too cheap to buy a condom, you might get a bonus gift when all is said and done.
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                                                                  • dxunchuk
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 02-13-11
                                                                    • 254

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                    Use your hand you fukkin clown

                                                                    great advice
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                                                                    • horja1
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 01-13-11
                                                                      • 5646

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                                      I look at prices today absolutely everything and I mean FUKKIN EVERYTHING costs twice what it should, fuKkin hell the dollar aint worth the paper its printed on anymore!

                                                                      I feel like they're playin a practical joke on me when I go to the movie theater nowadays, fuKkin 24 bucks for 2 tickets to the theater, fukin popcorn and 2 cokes for another 13 bucks, are you fukin kidding me!!!!



                                                                      Boys when you take your girl out nowadays you need to get the bj or sex beforehand, when I take her home and get a good night kiss after all that shit I want to stop that bitch before she kisses me and say can I just have my 40 bucks back and you kiss another guy! I cant afford how many dates its gonna take to get in your pants!
                                                                      you complain about prices and yet, somehow, you spent 200 USD and became a SBR Pro

                                                                      I guess, for you, gamblng comes before sex
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