I think I got hustled in Vegas
so the first night I'm here I'm eating dinner at PF Changs because I have a gift card and these two chicks sit down at the bar next to me. this one blond is probably an 8.5 to 9 only because she's a vegetarian and I suspected she had fake boobs, otherwise a 10. I'm firing on her pretty strong and I'm even nice two her not so hot friend just to be cordial.
well we're all hanging out for awhile and I think I'm getting some from this girl when out of the blue she says she has a fiancé and but her friend is single. now this girl is probably a 3 or 4 but now I'm so horny I can't help myself. I'm drunk and horny so I hook up with this girl but would have never done so had the hot chick not warmed me up. you've heard of a swoop and squat or a bait and switch? well I think I got swooped and screwed out here in Vegas, well played bitches.
I'm winning at poker though
well we're all hanging out for awhile and I think I'm getting some from this girl when out of the blue she says she has a fiancé and but her friend is single. now this girl is probably a 3 or 4 but now I'm so horny I can't help myself. I'm drunk and horny so I hook up with this girl but would have never done so had the hot chick not warmed me up. you've heard of a swoop and squat or a bait and switch? well I think I got swooped and screwed out here in Vegas, well played bitches.
I'm winning at poker though
