Shari, will you be my eValentines on SBR???

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  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #1
    Shari, will you be my eValentines on SBR???
    The Superbowl is over. I can't bet on the NBA because I suck. Still waiting for the MLB opening day. As of right now, I'm waiting for good things to happen. Don't pay attention to all these SBR degens in here. They are irrelevant to this proposal. Most of them don't know what it feels like to carry a heart. To them, being on top of the world is making large bets, but win or lose, they still can't find happiness. Life is about living and sharing it with someone who knows they care. I care. I don't want to be on top of the world if your not there with me. I don't want to be just some other guy who shows up to the door step of your life and stumbles with nothing to say. Shari, I'm listening to my heart because eventhough it's on my left side I know it's always right. I'm not asking you to tie the knot with me in this cruel and twisted world, I'm just asking to say Yes for just one day. I know I will get laughed at here at SBR, but I don't care how much embarrassment I have to go through. All I want to know is if I can get through your heart. I'm nothing special, I know, but just like a book; you won't find a happy ending when you get to the end of the book. So I am asking you, in this short life, would you want to be my eValentines for just one day? All you have to do is say Yes because all I want is Shari, for ever, you and me, every day.

    For your time;
  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #2
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #3
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      • Marginalis
        SBR MVP
        • 12-12-09
        • 1862

        #4
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        • Scorpion
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-04-05
          • 7797

          #5
          you cant get any from shari

          jj tried and failed
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Mobile back off her NOW

            I cannot believe I missed this thread

            Mobile you do not want a problem with me..see my mafia thread
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            • YouMama
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 01-04-12
              • 727

              #7
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              • shari91
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-23-10
                • 32661

                #8
                Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
                I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

                I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
                So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

                But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
                And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

                I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
                and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

                You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
                Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

                Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
                One only wishes SBR Points paid rent

                Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
                Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

                This thread is adorable and you are too
                But I must depart now to visit my loo

                xo
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                • King Mayan
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-22-10
                  • 21326

                  #9
                  She loves You jmobile..

                  So sweet.
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                  • Smoke
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-09-09
                    • 48111

                    #10
                    Originally posted by shari91
                    Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
                    I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

                    I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
                    So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

                    But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
                    And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

                    I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
                    and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

                    You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
                    Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

                    Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
                    One only wishes SBR Points paid rent

                    Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
                    Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

                    This thread is adorable and you are too
                    But I must depart now to visit my loo

                    xo
                    Shari are you pregnant?
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                    • shari91
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-23-10
                      • 32661

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Smoke
                      Shari are you pregnant?
                      lol hell no

                      I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shari91
                        lol hell no

                        I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone
                        Good call. Had it done when I was younger in the hospital (too much of a drug in my system)....they gave me charcoal. I think the nurse got some satisfaction out of watching me afterwards (that'll teach the druggy)
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shari91
                          lol hell no

                          I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone
                          Oh ok.. my bad... Get well soon
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Smoke
                            Shari are you pregnant?
                            Uhhhh.....damn sure hope not! She assured me this wasn't something I should worry about.
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                            • shari91
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-23-10
                              • 32661

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Smoke
                              Oh ok.. my bad... Get well soon
                              Thanks darling but it's all good. Just one of those things... could've been a hell of a lot worse if I'd taken those pills for a few more days. Lucky girl yet again
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                              • shari91
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-23-10
                                • 32661

                                #16
                                Originally posted by opie1988
                                Uhhhh.....damn sure hope not! She assured me this wasn't something I should worry about.
                                some fish just want to swim... fortunately this time your boys hit the ice fishing capital of the world
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                                • minet123
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-17-07
                                  • 10280

                                  #17
                                  What you need is a big spoon full of Vegemite
                                  just crack the lid of the jar and the smell will get anything left in your stomach out
                                  than follow up with 2 big shots of vodka to kill any remaining germs
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                                  • freeVICK
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-21-08
                                    • 7114

                                    #18
                                    Back off guys Shari is mine. Hope you feel better baby. Xoxo
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                                    • betplom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-20-06
                                      • 13444

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Marginalis
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        no shari be my evalentimes instead

                                        i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

                                        will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

                                        well think about it
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                                        • RealSlimShady
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-24-07
                                          • 6249

                                          #21
                                          Lol...look at all the sorry clowns like JJ and Loshak lining up to be Shari's eValentine!
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                                          • CarpeDime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-01-09
                                            • 7873

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                            Lol...look at all the sorry clowns like JJ and Loshak lining up to be Shari's eValentine!
                                            numbers game pal

                                            why not take a shot? takes just a few seconds to post in this thread and take a shot

                                            numbers game
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                                            • RealSlimShady
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-24-07
                                              • 6249

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                              numbers game pal

                                              why not take a shot? takes just a few seconds to post in this thread and take a shot

                                              numbers game
                                              Haha...ok. Hey Shari, will you be my eValentine?
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                                              • gregm
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-14-11
                                                • 3535

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                no shari be my evalentimes instead

                                                i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

                                                will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

                                                well think about it
                                                What guys will do around valentines day to be with a great lady. "No matter how long it goes on for". Thats the spirit. LOL
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                                                • shari91
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 02-23-10
                                                  • 32661

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                  no shari be my evalentimes instead

                                                  i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

                                                  will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

                                                  well think about it
                                                  This is what I'd like:

                                                  6 medium wings with blue cheese

                                                  6 honey wings

                                                  probably 6 Canadian beer and then like 2 Yankee ones to make the Americans I'm with feel ok

                                                  a DiGiorno veg pizza

                                                  carrots and celery with ranch dressing

                                                  those little bagel pizza things

                                                  Champagne + vodka + pineapple

                                                  Clamato

                                                  that tough meat that hurts your teeth that tastes sweet... like leather... wtf is that called???? like jerk strips or something?

                                                  that lemonade drink/booze for after i spew (again)

                                                  love you Peter - no talking, no cuddling, no nothing

                                                  pay me bitch xo
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                                                  • WvGambler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-19-10
                                                    • 11618

                                                    #26
                                                    I just spoooged
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                                                    • JMobile
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-21-10
                                                      • 19074

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by shari91
                                                      Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
                                                      I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

                                                      I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
                                                      So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

                                                      But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
                                                      And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

                                                      I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
                                                      and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

                                                      You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
                                                      Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

                                                      Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
                                                      One only wishes SBR Points paid rent

                                                      Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
                                                      Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

                                                      This thread is adorable and you are too
                                                      But I must depart now to visit my loo

                                                      xo
                                                      I had an Epiphany and it was Shari. Since the time I posted this, I had a real life personal disaster but it was for the good in the long run. I wouldn't mind trying to communicate though just to chat over skype. Hopefully whenever there is a time and place to rekindle this promising thread.

                                                      JJ, U Mad?
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                                                      • stevek173
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 27598

                                                        #28
                                                        I like it a lot.

                                                        J an old boss of mine once told me "never be afraid to reach for the last slice of pizza"

                                                        This is the truth in life. If you want something, go after it.

                                                        I'm in your corner on this any way I can be.

                                                        Valentines Day 2012 is Shari and JMobile.
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                                                        • RyanLeafOfBets
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-03-10
                                                          • 8164

                                                          #29
                                                          Shari,

                                                          I call dibs at the SBR bash. These schmucks can have you on V-Day.
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                                                          • BGS 9.5
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-10-08
                                                            • 4628

                                                            #30
                                                            creepy.com
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JMobile
                                                              I had an Epiphany and it was Shari. Since the time I posted this, I had a real life personal disaster but it was for the good in the long run. I wouldn't mind trying to communicate though just to chat over skype. Hopefully whenever there is a time and place to rekindle this promising thread.

                                                              JJ, U Mad?
                                                              No we broke up about 1 month ago, she went nuts on me

                                                              I wrote in a thread I would taunt her little boy at a sporting event if he was up at bat. I basically said if I was dating a girl with a child and we went to his game and Shari's kid was on the other team I would have to throw grapes at her little boy in the outfield and call him names like he will never be good. The point was I would have to be loyal to the girl I was fukkin.

                                                              Shari went crazy on me and we have not talked since
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                                                              • CarpeDime
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-01-09
                                                                • 7873

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                No we broke up about 1 month ago, she went nuts on me

                                                                I wrote in a thread I would taunt her little boy at a sporting event if he was up at bat. I basically said if I was dating a girl with a child and we went to his game and Shari's kid was on the other team I would have to throw grapes at her little boy in the outfield and call him names like he will never be good. The point was I would have to be loyal to the girl I was fukkin.

                                                                Shari went crazy on me and we have not talked since
                                                                hm she sounds maybe a little unstable

                                                                she seems sexy and also +EV in tennis so obviously those are too huge plusses but maybe its not worth it is shes too crazy?

                                                                jj is it worth it or if you heard she had a new boyfriend would you feel bad for the guy?
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I have no idea..I caught her a few times on phone and heard a guys voice in the background and was not mad

                                                                  She actually was fukkin some trainer a while back that was like 70 no lie

                                                                  Carper I am more worried about paying bookies right now and need to win
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31794

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What a f u c k i n g mindnumbing fool for this guy to even fathom this idea.
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      She's worth her salt in poker too apparently.

                                                                      Gold, not sure about the grapes man - what if it hits him in the eye? Then you're the big bad guy.

                                                                      Sure you might make ESPN's not top 10 people eat that shit up but man I would worry about you in that parking lot after the game.
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