jjgold - massage parlour etiquette

[mathdotcom]

How much do you tip on top of the published rate? Have no idea and do not want to overtip as then they get expectations for future visits. What is the premium on tugging, blowing, fukking, whipping, spanking, Vaser injections, and so on?

Thanks coach

[hels]

So you like being spanked and whipped matty?

[Dad]

tugging $40
blowing $80
fukking $100

I dont know about those other weird ideas you got.

[Dutchie]

depends on the country

[sickler]

Mathy, are you going to Chinatown in TO? It's tug only.

She has to earn a tip. These three things are a must:

1) She has to allow herself to be fondled. Hand up her shirt fondling a breast

2) She has to be into what she's doing. ie watching her hand working the rooster, not looking at the nails on her other hand, deciding her next mani.

3) She has to clean up the mess of your jizz, not simply leave you a towel to do it yourself

[Rockets2200]

what a bunch of losers ...... go to a bar.....their free....at most a few bucks for drinks

[BIGDAY]

Mathy making final push for POTM...

[pimike]

For the most part Asian parlors Only!

Lol be careful u may get slapped or even arrested for sexual batterey!!

[sickler]

what a bunch of losers ...... go to a bar.....their free....at most a few bucks for drinks

It's the easy way out, Studly.

Nothing is guaranteed when you walk into a bar

[minet123]

tugging $40
blowing $80
fukking $100

I dont know about those other weird ideas you got.

Not sure where you are but thats priced up by 50%

and you can get a crack ho under the El in West Philly
$5
$10
$20
for the above priced "services"
and you can negotiate if she's is geeking

[pimike]

Not sure where you are but thats priced up by 50%

and you can get a crack ho under the El in West Philly
$5
$10
$20
for the above priced "services"
and you can negotiate if she's is geeking

Lmao!!!

Maybe in a bathhouse

[Rockets2200]

It's the easy way out, Studly.

Nothing is guaranteed when you walk into a bar

women are vulnerable and wanna have sex more than guys...especially the ones at bars...

[Dad]

Not sure where you are but thats priced up by 50%

and you can get a crack ho under the El in West Philly
$5
$10
$20
for the above priced "services"
and you can negotiate if she's is geeking

crack hos can be scary. Be careful with that Minet.

[jjgold]

1. Go In
2. Strip Down real fast..well at least I do because I want to fuk around
3. Tell her to strip and ask can take your clothes off Sugar
4. She will tell you to lay down on your stomach
5. I always tilt my head to see what she is doing and making sure she is not taping it
6. She ill rub your back and then work her way to your thighs and then the inner thighs to get you fukkin hard
7. She then will start stroking your rooster and kind of lead you in the direction of turning you over onto your back
8. Then she rubs your chest a little and your hard as a fukkin rock
9, She starts stroking your rooster and prays you come fast so you get the fuk out, I come within 20 seconds
10. If not she will lead you to like and she usually says " what a you wanna do....
11. Say lets fuk so then you go back to your clothes and get $100 out and just kind of lay it in her pussy or chest
12. She then puts rubber on you..rides you screaming but faking and saying you gonna *** big boy?
13. So you can do what you like,,most guys ***..some ask for blowjobs..etc
14. You can point her down to your rooster and rap another 40 around your rooster and she will suck it
15. Its all standard and plain, very few get into it

I payed $1100 once to *** inside her without a condom was worth it

Sometimes some get kinky and will do strap on play,soft core love making, anal beads either way
I know a guy that wanted anal beads put in him and she wanted $400 more and he did but string of the beards broke and he was filled up or what we call tanking the horn whereas you cannot get beads out of your ass as you need to go to a fukkin dr..kid was so embarrassed because no way to get out of that one in office

So hard to describe because every scene different although most boring..massage and hand job only $150 or so

[sickler]

women are vulnerable and wanna have sex more than guys...especially the ones at bars...

You're obviously killin' it.....pullin' more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

[CarpeDime]

1. Go In
2. Strip Down real fast..well at least I do because I want to fuk around
3. Tell her to strip and ask can take your clothes off Sugar
4. She will tell you to lay down on your stomach
5. I always tilt my head to see what she is doing and making sure she is not taping it
6. She ill rub your back and then work her way to your thighs and then the inner thighs to get you fukkin hard
7. She then will start stroking your rooster and kind of lead you in the direction of turning you over onto your back
8. Then she rubs your chest a little and your hard as a fukkin rock
9, She starts stroking your rooster and prays you come fast so you get the fuk out, I come within 20 seconds
10. If not she will lead you to like and she usually says " what a you wanna do....
11. Say lets fuk so then you go back to your clothes and get $100 out and just kind of lay it in her pussy or chest
12. She then puts rubber on you..rides you screaming but faking and saying you gonna *** big boy?
13. So you can do what you like,,most guys ***..some ask for blowjobs..etc
14. You can point her down to your rooster and rap another 40 around your rooster and she will suck it
15. Its all standard and plain, very few get into it

I payed $1100 once to *** inside her without a condom was worth it

Sometimes some get kinky and will do strap on play,soft core love making, anal beads either way
I know a guy that wanted anal beads put in him and she wanted $400 more and he did but string of the beards broke and he was filled up or what we call tanking the horn whereas you cannot get beads out of your ass as you need to go to a fukkin dr..kid was so embarrassed because no way to get out of that one in office

So hard to describe because every scene different although most boring..massage and hand job only $150 or so

wow awesome explanation here and leaves me with 50 more questions

sounds fukin great i mean no bullsh*t your in your out she does whatever the fuk u want

i mean yeah your paying for it but honestly sounds like a whole lot less then what you pay trying the regular way, AND you hold the power wearas the regular way your just begging for her to hopefully do something you want but your at her mercy

this way the b*tch does whatever the fuk you want

never had a hooker or chinese massage but sounds awesome i mean whats the downside??????

[Smoke]

1. Go In 2. Strip Down real fast..well at least I do because I want to fuk around 3. Tell her to strip and ask can take your clothes off Sugar 4. She will tell you to lay down on your stomach 5. I always tilt my head to see what she is doing and making sure she is not taping it 6. She ill rub your back and then work her way to your thighs and then the inner thighs to get you fukkin hard 7. She then will start stroking your rooster and kind of lead you in the direction of turning you over onto your back 8. Then she rubs your chest a little and your hard as a fukkin rock 9, She starts stroking your rooster and prays you come fast so you get the fuk out, I come within 20 seconds 10. If not she will lead you to like and she usually says " what a you wanna do.... 11. Say lets fuk so then you go back to your clothes and get $100 out and just kind of lay it in her pussy or chest 12. She then puts rubber on you..rides you screaming but faking and saying you gonna *** big boy? 13. So you can do what you like,,most guys ***..some ask for blowjobs..etc 14. You can point her down to your rooster and rap another 40 around your rooster and she will suck it 15. Its all standard and plain, very few get into it I payed $1100 once to *** inside her without a condom was worth it Sometimes some get kinky and will do strap on play,soft core love making, anal beads either way I know a guy that wanted anal beads put in him and she wanted $400 more and he did but string of the beards broke and he was filled up or what we call tanking the horn whereas you cannot get beads out of your ass as you need to go to a fukkin dr..kid was so embarrassed because no way to get out of that one in office So hard to describe because every scene different although most boring..massage and hand job only $150 or so

[sickler]

JJ, you're overpaying. You could get a top flight escort for what you're doling out

[Dad]

wow awesome explanation here and leaves me with 50 more questions

sounds fukin great i mean no bullsh*t your in your out she does whatever the fuk u want

i mean yeah your paying for it but honestly sounds like a whole lot less then what you pay trying the regular way, AND you hold the power wearas the regular way your just begging for her to hopefully do something you want but your at her mercy

this way the b*tch does whatever the fuk you want

never had a hooker or chinese massage but sounds awesome i mean whats the downside??????

Herpes

[minet123]

wow awesome explanation here and leaves me with 50 more questions

sounds fukin great i mean no bullsh*t your in your out she does whatever the fuk u want

i mean yeah your paying for it but honestly sounds like a whole lot less then what you pay trying the regular way, AND you hold the power wearas the regular way your just begging for her to hopefully do something you want but your at her mercy

this way the b*tch does whatever the fuk you want

never had a hooker or chinese massage but sounds awesome i mean whats the downside??????

Loshack whats the etiquette for the 14 yr old shoe glue huffers in the barrio in SJ ?

[pimike]

Herpes

[CarpeDime]

Herpes

well yeah once but i mean once you have it its not a downside anymore u can only get herpes once pal

sure if you want to throw in aids and warts and all the other stuff then sure thats a downside a couple of times but once you already have everything there not downsides anymore

so if u already have everything whats the downside?

[jjgold]

Well if you get raided its embarrassing or you get set up

Its called a white curtain set up

What happens is you go into a room for a massage usually hotel room.........you fukkin strip down all excited, takes me 3 seconds to strip and then girl comes in and starts to massage you and someone else in the room and they take your clothes, keys , phone so you have nothing and they leave, you cannot call anyone..wire cut for hotel phone or chase them because your nude

It happened to me and did not know what to do..so I ripped curtains off wall and wrapped it around me and walked 4 miles home and still had to break window to get into pad..I looked like a fukkin dick walking on the highway with a fukkin curtain wrapped around my ass..looked like a fukkin dress..top 3 most humiliating things ever for me

You wonder why I am fukkin scarred man????????????????????????????????????? ?

be careful

[griz]

Jj described it perfectly.

Go to king massage in philly on third and chestnut. Ask for heppy. She was the most amazing I have ever seen. Really enjoys it. Told me I made her hot.

[ROFLcopter]

Fukking clueless guys here. I go to places that are FULL SERVICE. I don't tip them 1 fuking dollar and they love me there.

[minet123]

Jj described it perfectly.

Go to king massage in philly on third and chestnut. Ask for heppy. She was the most amazing I have ever seen. Really enjoys it. Told me I made her hot.

...OMG well worth the parking hassle

When Wizards was still run by the Russians and a new shipment of Girls came in
...... capitalism at work

or the Fantasy showbar across form Garden State park after they opened it a 2nd time and they had the private rooms out back

[Reload]

Ask for the "Double Reload Special" in any massage parlor and you will be all set.

[jjgold]

You guys have no clue

In my fukkin prime I would tip $300 to fuk a woman in the ass

Well I am small man so her friend strapped me in to her ass so I would it would not come out, basically we were strapped together me behind her..

Fukkin anal compression sex is unreal

[sickler]

Somewhat related to this, I needed a pair of pants hemmed for a funeral last year. Took it a seamstress, asian lady (Chinese I think), about 50 yrs old. She measured my inseam with the back of her hand pressed against my balls, tape measure down my leg.. Thought they stopped using that method to measure. I walked out of there shaking my head

[Reload]

Well if you get raided its embarrassing or you get set up

Its called a white curtain set up

What happens is you go into a room for a massage usually hotel room.........you fukkin strip down all excited, takes me 3 seconds to strip and then girl comes in and starts to massage you and someone else in the room and they take your clothes, keys , phone so you have nothing and they leave, you cannot call anyone..wire cut for hotel phone or chase them because your nude

It happened to me and did not know what to do..so I ripped curtains off wall and wrapped it around me and walked 4 miles home and still had to break window to get into pad..I looked like a fukkin dick walking on the highway with a fukkin curtain wrapped around my ass..looked like a fukkin dress..top 3 most humiliating things ever for me

You wonder why I am fukkin scarred man????????????????????????????????????? ?

be careful

You never know, JJ - sometimes this guy could be lurking right there behind a door or curtain.

[jjgold]

You never know, JJ - sometimes this guy could be lurking right there behind a door or curtain.

[Jaug]

One person in this thread has got a lot of experience on the issue

[SwiftKix]

what a bunch of losers ...... go to a bar.....their free....at most a few bucks for drinks

You're the loser that prowls around bars looking for potential girls to take home, uh oh 1:40 is here, better hurry up and move towards the fats.

STFU - $60 for a tug on the way home, nobody has the lonely loser life you do to waste countless nights trying to fish for pussy at the local dive. LOL

[wtf]

women are vulnerable and wanna have sex more than guys...especially the ones at bars...

oh please, who the fuk wants to talk to these women and act like you are interested in these ho's

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Hahahah this thread is priceless.