2012 My year of success!

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  • babyjesus
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-17-11
    • 994

    #1
    2012 My year of success!
    Ever since day 1 of 2012, I've been getting boat loads of pussy. I'm talking all kinds of pussy. Last year the pussy sucked. I ony got laid like 6 times. But this year that's all changed. It's the 21st of January and I've ****** 6 different girls already. For me that's ******* great. Especially after a slow year in 2011. A large portion of it is that I'm trying to not be as picky. I'd say I have high standards, but recently I've been ******* all sorts of tail. I never go below a 5. I ****** the hottest girl in my life the other day. Some Columbian yoga teacher. I swear shes a 9. And I'm a really hard grader. I ****** my first half black chick and my first mom. This broad even had a fro. I attribute a large portion of my pussy success to the bar I'm managing right now. I just hope this keeps up. I can get used to this. Only downside is I've been getting very little sleep and I spend about 25,000 colones a month in condoms.

    Let me know if 2012 is treating you the same! BOL boys!
  • firstclass
    SBR MVP
    • 12-10-08
    • 2652

    #2
    NO PICS no reason to post this
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    • Monitor-Tan
      SBR MVP
      • 02-20-11
      • 4460

      #3
      ^^^
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      • babyjesus
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-17-11
        • 994

        #4
        Originally posted by firstclass
        NO PICS no reason to post this
        LMFAO, i don't know about you, but it isn't too classy to whip out the iphone when your pounding a bird. i'm more in it for the final results, not the high fives from my bros.
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        • chilidog
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-05-09
          • 10305

          #5
          Originally posted by babyjesus
          I attribute a large portion of my pussy success to the bar I'm managing right now.
          What bar you managing? Sports on the TVs?
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          • babyjesus
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 03-17-11
            • 994

            #6
            I don't know what sports bar you go to, but normally there aren't many girls in those places =). I manager this place called Antik in Barrio Amon. It's like a hummingbird feeder.
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            • High3rEl3m3nt
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-28-10
              • 8022

              #7
              If he's managing a bar, I could see it being true. Have a friend who bartends at an Irish bar in downtown Portland and the guy lives the life of a rockstar.
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              • v1y
                SBR MVP
                • 05-02-11
                • 1138

                #8
                i'm banging a 10 with no condom on a regular basis.
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                • babyjesus
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 03-17-11
                  • 994

                  #9
                  congrats on that pal
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                  • babyjesus
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-17-11
                    • 994

                    #10
                    Originally posted by High3rEl3m3nt
                    If he's managing a bar, I could see it being true. Have a friend who bartends at an Irish bar in downtown Portland and the guy lives the life of a rockstar.
                    Birds always want something from you. When you're a bartender or run a bar, you have what they want. The pussy just comes naturally..
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                    • Dax
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-21-11
                      • 2270

                      #11
                      Originally posted by babyjesus
                      I don't know what sports bar you go to, but normally there aren't many girls in those places =). I manager this place called Antik in Barrio Amon. It's like a hummingbird feeder.
                      Ha ha dude, then you must know Dustin lol... yeah I heard that place is really bangin... might stop by one of these days...
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                      • Emily_Haines
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-14-09
                        • 15917

                        #12
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                        • chilidog
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-05-09
                          • 10305

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                          going to be real funny when two years from now you are crying about having no money to gamble with because the government took all your money for child support.
                          LOL. The guy that pretends to be a woman on the internet is talking about things he/she has no clue about.
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                          • babyjesus
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 03-17-11
                            • 994

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dax

                            Ha ha dude, then you must know Dustin lol... yeah I heard that place is really bangin... might stop by one of these days...
                            stop by dude, this week is the inauguration! 28th we're flying a dj down from the US.
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                            • Dax
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-21-11
                              • 2270

                              #15
                              Originally posted by babyjesus
                              stop by dude, this week is the inauguration! 28th we're flying a dj down from the US.
                              Wish I could, but got no chedda...
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                              • White Rhino
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-05-09
                                • 601

                                #16
                                no pics = fail
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