Guy I Really Wanna Fornicate Inside This Woman....Need Advice on the Situation

[NYSportsGuy210]

Okay so I met this really smokin hot Sicilian girl at a college near my friend's house. She is 5'5" olive skin, kind of looks like Christopher Moltasantes GF from Sopranos who got killed in the woods. She looks likecthat girl a little bit in the face slanted olive black eyes. She got a tight butt , firm abs and a C cup 32C.

I don't think I am a bad looking guy myself but the problem is personaity wise I don't mesh with this girl. She is a bit immature, acts a little hip hoppy/ ghetto from time to time and she doesnt have that high of an IQ. She works part time at a local Bed Bath and Beyond too when she is not studying in college. She's 19.

But I really wanna shoot my load in this girl...maybe even get her attached to me emotionally and pimp her sometime down the line. But for now I'll just settle for great sex.

I really wanna gonna govisit this chick at her job but really have no idea of what I can say to peak her interest and get her to have a drink with me followed by slutty nasty sex?? Really need some advice men....this broad is a dime piece physically.....and I don't wanna blow this!!

[thetrinity]

probably have to stand in a line from the sound of it.

[Dom177]

Just get her drunk dude, she'll be good to go

[Deuce]

Fukk you, pay me.

[NYSportsGuy210]

Just get her drunk dude, she'll be good to go

Yea I thought that too. I know she likes to go to bars and stuff and dance....but how do I get her to go get drinks with me? Like what can I say. I am not a young, retarded hip hop type of guy....

[Dom177]

How old are you? Usually I just say lets go to the bar for a drink or something or invite her over for a few before you go out. She sounds like a lightweight so it shouldn't take too many drinks

[Swinging Johnson]

Okay so I met this really smokin hot Sicilian girl at a college near my friend's house. She is 5'5" olive skin, kind of looks like Christopher Moltasantes GF from Sopranos who got killed in the woods. She looks likecthat girl a little bit in the face slanted olive black eyes. She got a tight butt , firm abs and a C cup 32C. I don't think I am a bad looking guy myself but the problem is personaity wise I don't mesh with this girl. She is a bit immature, acts a little hip hoppy/ ghetto from time to time and she doesnt have that high of an IQ. She works part time at a local Bed Bath and Beyond too when she is not studying in college. She's 19. But I really wanna shoot my load in this girl...maybe even get her attached to me emotionally and pimp her sometime down the line. But for now I'll just settle for great sex. I really wanna gonna govisit this chick at her job but really have no idea of what I can say to peak her interest and get her to have a drink with me followed by slutty nasty sex?? Really need some advice men....this broad is a dime piece physically.....and I don't wanna blow this!!

Huh?

[NYSportsGuy210]

Like im gonna go see her at her work. What do I say?

[Dad]

NY, post some pics of this Sicilian girl.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Like im gonna go see her at her work. What do I say?

Umm.

"What are you doing tonight? Wanna go have a drink?"

Really tough, I know. Hopefully, you can get it right.

[NYSportsGuy210]

NY, post some pics of this Sicilian girl.

Dad -

If you saw her you would be impressed. She could easily be one of the slutty hoes you post pics of in your threads. Very very sexy this girl.

Again I need to hook up with her first....then i will snap some pictures...maybe a home movie or two....

[onlooker]

If you hook up, can you get me a discount at Bed Bath & Beyond?

[Bluehorseshoe]

I'm emailing this thread to Bed Bath and Beyond right now.

[Dad]

Dad -

If you saw her you would be impressed. She could easily be one of the slutty hoes you post pics of in your threads. Very very sexy this girl.

Again I need to hook up with her first....then i will snap some pictures...maybe a home movie or two....

Sounds good NY.

Get tickets to the next hip hop/rap concert in your town. She'll be putty in your hands.

[NYSportsGuy210]

Umm.

"What are you doing tonight? Wanna go have a drink?"

Really tough, I know. Hopefully, you can get it right.

I am sure she has gotten that a ton. What else can I stay to have her hook line and sinker?

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Dude. This thread is hilarious.

Guy doesn't even have the stones and/or game to figure out how to ask a chick out and he's talkin about pimpin her out down the line...

Only on SBR.

[NYSportsGuy210]

I'm emailing this thread to Bed Bath and Beyond right now.

Its not really a Bed Bath and Beyond....but a store similar too it called Kohls.

[TxAaron]

I am sure she has gotten that a ton. What else can I stay to have her hook line and sinker?

This line always works, "I have a tongue like a lizard and can breath through my ears." GoodLuck

[MonkeyF0cker]

I am sure she has gotten that a ton. What else can I stay to have her hook line and sinker?

Man. I don't know. Look on cheesyoneliners.com.

I'm sure you'll come up with something.

Or you could just wing it and try having a conversation with the girl.

[Jempa]

You still haven't answered how old YOU are? She is still a young girl facinated by older men, but not too old...

[in2thethickofit]

...and apparently you respect her too?

[onlooker]

Its not really a Bed Bath and Beyond....but a store similar too it called Kohls.

Them two stores aren't similar. Kohls is more of a clothing store.

Can you still get me a discount at Kohls?

[jjgold]

This aint going anywhere

Why are we talking about it??

Any of us guys that come to sbr for girl advice are banged up to start with

[Bluehorseshoe]

Its not really a Bed Bath and Beyond....but a store similar too it called Kohls.

Ask her if they carry Magnum Condoms. The fish is in the boat from there.

[ebbearsfb1]

wasn't this same guy that was meeting a girl at taco bell last week?

[WvGambler]

This guy is pretty much asking how to ask a girl on a date. virgin

[onlooker]

wasn't this same guy that was meeting a girl at taco bell last week?

I think so, was trying to find the thread to make sure. (But SBR search is fuked)

What ever happen with the Taco Bell chick?

[ebbearsfb1]

Thought so... dude never came thru with pics or anything... sounds like he is full of shyt, girl is probably real but won't get with in 10 feet of that good good

[Monitor-Tan]

This aint going anywhere

Why are we talking about it??

Any of us guys that come to sbr for girl advice are banged up to start with

Salute, to the captain

[mathdotcom]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1511167-litmus-test-whether-broad-cool-does-she-like-jjgold-videos.html#post13224579

[RubberKettle]

'Fornicate inside this woman' is an odd choice of words.

GL though brother. 19 y/o's are nice to look at and sex, but not much else.

[King Mayan]

If you hook up, can you get me a discount at Bed Bath & Beyond?

Me too please.

[shari91]

GL pimpin' her out pal

[shari91]

Me too please.

Me 3.

Let's forget about the nonsense of this thread and focus people: Anyone work at a Bed Bath & Beyond here?

[Cougar Bait]

Fornication is for Mike Tyson only pal.