Why do guys at gym changerooms conversate with no towel flashing their rooster?

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  • 4TH AND STUPID
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    • 08-08-09
    • 2349

    #1
    Why do guys at gym changerooms conversate with no towel flashing their rooster?
    Im not a homophobe, or insecure with my sexuality, or blah blah whatever crap they can shove at me for being hateful to the people who do this....


    but seriously, why do people walk around butt naked, and then even take their sweet time putting their towel on, often even stopping to conversate with other guys who are quite often naked themselves....

    if you happen to be in a situation where its out of your control (prison, third world country, etc) its understandable but in a changeroom where you clearly went to swap clothes or shower etc, you CLEARLY have a towel or clothing so why walk around shamelessly and whip your dong around people who actually have humility?


    i think its disrespectful and shameless, and several times ive had the urge to want to punch these shamless f***** in the face but I am too humble to start a fight and also dont want to get into a physical altercation with a naked fat dude and his rooster if it can be avoided by me just ignoring


    but i still find it absoultely rediculous and it angers me a lott!



    Honestly, most of them are caucasian. You will hardly ever see a black or brown dude walking around or talking with a buddy with no towel on.


    shame on YOU if you are part of the problem.
  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2
    Feeling a bit insecure sir?

    You are probably 18-19 and not yet secure in the locker room.

    Why don't you just turn around and look away? Maybe you're discovering something about yourself and don't like it. I recommend you talk to jjgold about your internal turmoil.

    Good luck son

    - mathy
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    • BIGDAY
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      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      I walk around proud pal. No issues here.
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      • Chi_archie
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        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        JJ would be the expert on this subject matter..... as for me I fall somewhere In the middle. I'm not a fan of old men that spend 20 mins working out on the nautilus machines and then 40 mins in the lovker
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          Sorry stupid fat fingers on the phone..... But yeah they don't need to be bs-ing for forty mins about local politics while their balls are swinging in the breeze against their knees
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          • yisman
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            • 09-01-08
            • 75682

            #6
            tracer likes to talk about this topic.
            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
            [/quote]

            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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            • Dirty Sanchez
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              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Sounds like someone who is in denial....it's o.k. to be a guy and like rooster....it's acceptable these days unless your Rick Santorum
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              • aggieshawn
                SBR MVP
                • 01-24-07
                • 4377

                #8
                What are you doing in the changeroom when you are not a member?

                Seriously, I am on your side. Plus close the damx locker doors when you done!!!
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #9
                  the queen knows ALL ABOUT THIS

                  you know our recent potm

                  he spends hours every day hanging around the locker room
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                  • Dirty Sanchez
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-01-10
                    • 16031

                    #10
                    Originally posted by aggieshawn
                    What are you doing in the changeroom when you are not a member?

                    Seriously, I am on your side. Plus close the damx locker doors when you done!!!
                    I think you just figured out the reason....he just didn't want to make it obvious


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                    • MoneyLineDawg
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-01-09
                      • 13253

                      #11
                      Haha I know exactly what you mean....It doesn't really bother me as much as you, but I'm still like wtf??

                      I go into the steam room sometimes and these disgusting fat old dudes bring in like 3 towels, yet none cover their roosters, makes no sense at all

                      They got these big tvs in the locker room and always have games on them, and you will always find the same gross dudes letting it all hang out just watching the game

                      Why???
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Never bothered me when I use to work out

                        I say so many guys in sex lines and did not flinch

                        Guys getting split open, canning on benches, shower

                        Soap scenes.....Shampoo he rooster games

                        Showoff games meaning 10 guys would pose nude and just show off everything and one guy a donkey would pick his mate and then everyone would circle the man watch them have sex in the middle of the shower with steam all over

                        Some guys brought hoses out and fukkin around with each other, hose/water pressure fukkin..ect

                        You guys have no clue and are insecure
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                        • CarpeDime
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-01-09
                          • 7873

                          #13
                          i hear you and it confuses me and definitely do not like the feeling although curious

                          sometimes i look around and catch one of them looking at me or even smiling, once in a while even look around see two guys with cokks out chatting and just as i look at them they BOTH turn and look at me and smile

                          do NOT like it makes me very nervous but also excited and confused

                          usually i run out of their as fast as i can but then also cant stop thinking about it next few days and kind of looking forward to next time i go
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                          • Dirty Sanchez
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                            • 03-01-10
                            • 16031

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Never bothered me when I use to work out

                            I say so many guys in sex lines and did not flinch

                            Guys getting split open, canning on benches, shower

                            Soap scenes.....Shampoo he rooster games

                            Showoff games meaning 10 guys would pose nude and just show off everything and one guy a donkey would pick his mate and then everyone would circle the man watch them have sex in the middle of the shower with steam all over

                            Some guys brought hoses out and fukkin around with each other, hose/water pressure fukkin..ect

                            You guys have no clue and are insecure
                            Please let me know where in the hell that Gym is at so I never stumble into that place
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                            • RealSlimShady
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                              • 12-24-07
                              • 6249

                              #15
                              JJ, how can you keep claiming when you are straight as a fukkin arrow? You're a queer....that 100% guaranteed, pal.
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Never bothered me when I use to work out
                                I say so many guys in sex lines and did not flinch
                                Guys getting split open, canning on benches, shower
                                Soap scenes.....Shampoo he rooster games
                                Showoff games meaning 10 guys would pose nude and just show off everything and one guy a donkey would pick his mate and then everyone would circle the man watch them have sex in the middle of the shower with steam all over
                                Some guys brought hoses out and fukkin around with each other, hose/water pressure fukkin..ect
                                You guys have no clue and are insecure


                                You are one fukked up lil' man.
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                                • Brock Landers
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                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 45359

                                  #17
                                  penthouse letters material in here LOL
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                                  • Sam Odom
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                                    • 10-30-05
                                    • 58063

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mathdotcom

                                    I recommend you talk to jjgold about your internal turmoil. Good luck son



                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie

                                    JJ would be the expert on this subject matter.....



                                    Originally posted by jjgold

                                    Never bothered me when I use to work out I say so many guys in sex lines and did not flinch Guys getting split open, canning on benches, shower Soap scenes.....Shampoo he rooster games Showoff games meaning 10 guys would pose nude and just show off everything and one guy a donkey would pick his mate and then everyone would circle the man watch them have sex in the middle of the shower with steam all over Some guys brought hoses out and fukkin around with each other, hose/water pressure fukkin..ect You guys have no clue and are insecure

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                                    • BIGDAY
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                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      Epic thread
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                                      • JohnGalt2341
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                                        • 12-31-09
                                        • 9138

                                        #20
                                        When exactly did "Conversate" become a real word?
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                                        • wtf
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-22-08
                                          • 12983

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                          i hear you and it confuses me and definitely do not like the feeling although curious

                                          sometimes i look around and catch one of them looking at me or even smiling, once in a while even look around see two guys with cokks out chatting and just as i look at them they BOTH turn and look at me and smile

                                          do NOT like it makes me very nervous but also excited and confused

                                          usually i run out of their as fast as i can but then also cant stop thinking about it next few days and kind of looking forward to next time i go
                                          do not worry loshak, they were looking at the clock above your head
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                                          • Brock Landers
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 06-30-08
                                            • 45359

                                            #22
                                            if the guys have a hard rooster, then you need to be worried
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                                            • hels
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                                              • 04-12-09
                                              • 8767

                                              #23
                                              At least one poster in this thread has a tiny penis.
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                                              • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                • 03-01-10
                                                • 16031

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by hels
                                                At least one poster in this thread has a tiny penis.

                                                No reason to take shots at jj....he's sensitive about the issue
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                                                • JMobile
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                                                  • 08-21-10
                                                  • 19074

                                                  #25
                                                  My Rooster = $$$$$
                                                  U Mad?
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                                                  • JimmysEgo
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                                                    • 06-07-10
                                                    • 1201

                                                    #26
                                                    i had one guy start talking to me while i was almost done changing but he was still drying off. he started whirling his rolled up towel like in a jump rope fashion underneath his balls to get them dry. i was like what the fork is this dude doing? he might flip some of his ball moisture up into the air onto me. i had to get out of there.
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                                                    • thetrinity
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                                                      • 01-25-11
                                                      • 22430

                                                      #27
                                                      when i was in high school the ad/gym teacher used to walk thru the shower every time to get to his office when he could have just went 2 seconds outta his way through the locker room. not the same thing, but this definitely bothered me.
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