Women poop while giving birth

[betplom]

It's true.

While pushing out the baby women also push out poop.

If you've watched a woman give birth were you bothered more by the gaping bloody vagina or the fact there was shit all over the place?

[dlunc3]

100% true...seen it first hand.... still haunts me

[Blondie]

C-section avoids this

[shari91]

mucous plug

[Blondie]

mucous plug

HAHA hadn't thought of that one!

Afterbirth

[White Rhino]

yes i have seen this. the worst thing is the after birth. looked over at the wrong time and saw that shit coming out and almost hit the floor

[TheMoneyShot]

So let me get this straight... a baby comes out... and then poop?

[Dutch]

I was under the impression that the womenz got an enema before the pushing starts.

[shari91]

So let me get this straight... a baby comes out... and then poop?

Some women poo while giving birth because your body is auto pushing so hard down there that it's not like you can tell one area to push and not the other.

I was under the impression that the womenz got an enema before the pushing starts.

A few drs will if you're being induced. Most of the time though, no.

[JimmysEgo]

i wish i had an excuse to poop in front of people.

[warriorfan707]

thats fukkin disgusting

remind me to never get married and have kids

[samdapatriotsfan]

Some people eat the afterbirth. I guess that would include any poop as well.

Can you say placenta pie? mm mm scrumptious.

[shari91]

Some people eat the afterbirth. I guess that would include any poop as well.

Can you say placenta pie? mm mm scrumptious.

They don't eat the poop

But the real hippy dips do munch on the placenta... some freeze it for awhile and then eat it on their kid's first birthday. Hell no man.

[Dutch]

i wish i had an excuse to poop in front of people.

Wait til your 65 or so, then you can do whatever the hell you want.

"Mommy that man told me to go fuk myself"
"Oh honey, he's just old. I'm sure he didn't mean it"

[TheMoneyShot]

Some women poo while giving birth because your body is auto pushing so hard down there that it's not like you can tell one area to push and not the other.

Shari... I'm sorry... If I ever witnessed this in person... I would have to leave the girl.

[bettilimbroke999]

Reasons to have children: 0

Reasons not to have children: 1,030,304 1,030,305

[betplom]

mucous plug

[bettilimbroke999]

They said shari's hospital bed looked like a Stuckey's restroom after she gave birth, damn girl quit eating Mexican food right before givin birth

[daneblazer]

if i had to squeeze a marble out of my rooster I'd probably shit myself too

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Gross

[marcoloco]

if i had to squeeze a marble out of my rooster I'd probably shit myself too

LOL

[warriorfan707]

Nastiest thread ever.

[betplom]

Nastiest thread ever.

thanks pal!

[paranoyd androyd]

was just coming around to the idea of having kids now this ruins it

[CarpeDime]

jesus.....CHRIST ALMIGHTY IS THIS FUKIN TRUE???????????

dont just post gross sh*t cause you think its funny to say nasty sh*t to us IS THIS FUKIN TRUE??????

because I will tell you what if this is all true i am NEVER going to fuk a chick again and i DEFINITELY DEFINITELY will not "wine and dine" a chick in order to fuk her

[FourLengthsClear]

I was under the impression that the womenz got an enema before the pushing starts.

My wife certainly did when both our kids were born.

[big joe 1212]

[warriorfan707]

jesus.....CHRIST ALMIGHTY IS THIS FUKIN TRUE???????????

dont just post gross sh*t cause you think its funny to say nasty sh*t to us IS THIS FUKIN TRUE??????

because I will tell you what if this is all true i am NEVER going to fuk a chick again and i DEFINITELY DEFINITELY will not "wine and dine" a chick in order to fuk her

A little overly dramatic are we?

[jgilmartin]

Nastiest thread ever.

This.

[robzilla]

Need a vid on this or it doesnt happen.

[Emily_Haines]

who ever said giving birth was a beautiful thing?

sounds more like a carnival freak show.

[Dutch]

Turns out there are a ton of birth videos on youtube. Lots of freaky deaky new age chicks in weird positions too.

[Dutch]

Turns out you can be looking at a birth video one minute and a hemmoroid video the next. So that sucks.

[blankoblanco]

Nastiest thread ever.

but educational too!

[Dutch]

In less than 6 moves I can get from a birth video to a video of a good looking brown chick bleaching her armpits while speaking in a language that sounds kinda spanish and kinda russian.



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