4 year wedding anny this thursday. Oh what to buy her?!

[blackbeSSt]

the traditional US gift is linen, silk. what the fukk? do i get a handkerchief?

but the modern is appliances. seems like a slap in the face if i get her an appliance. would that make me come off sounding like cartman?

[jarvol]

Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.

[brooks85]

get her star wars bluray collection

[blackbeSSt]

Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.

hmmm, lamb skin divorce docs would be cool!

get her star wars bluray collection

shit. i wouldn't live to see #5 if i did that

[King Mayan]

Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.

This disgruntled fukk must never get laid. Must be sad.

[Tech N9ne]

Don't be cheap pal

Buy her jewelry

[blackbeSSt]

Don't be cheap pal Buy her jewelry

crazy thing is she isn't a jewelry person (thank the lord). wedding ring and small stud diamond earrings is enough for her.

[paco]

Get her a Cartier pen.

[blackbeSSt]

Get her a Cartier pen.

shit mang! $300 up to $7500+ . she can use email in that case

[paco]

shit mang! $300 up to $7500+ . she can use email in that case

[GOIRISH]

i have a barreled in shirt id be willing to sell. They are no longer sold and will only go up in price from now on. $20

[robmpink]

What about a pandora charm bracelet with some charms that are meaningful. That and a gift certificate to a place where she likes shopping. Maybe outlets.

[Rich Boy]

Get her a dildo