just got the email, what do i do now?

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  • EBDOGGN
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-21-09
    • 563

    #1
    just got the email, what do i do now?
    pretty funny, I knew the day would come..

    as corny as it sounds the girl that broke my heart 2 years ago just sent me the random 1am hey how are things going email.

    before you start assuming shit, it wasn't cheating or none of that.. this chick starting working at my job a summer she was down from a university upstate. long story short, we hit it off pretty quick.. the pussy was the best I ever had. not to mention she was a soriety chick with the most amazing and face I've eve seen. as the summer came to an end we kept in contact for about 2 weeks after she went back to school then I never heard of her again.. till now, lol.
    thing is, I got myself a girl now. just as good looking, owns her own business and house. definitely a miss independent and I wouldn't wanna mess it up.
    i already know this other chick wants to fukk, im 99% sure she's back in town, probly done with school and looking for some rooster.. if she wasn't the hottest peice of ass I've had I wouldn't think twice about writing back to her.. but im not ganna lie, I wouldn't mind banging her one last time and making it worth while by kicking her out right after I catch my nut. and get the last laugh
    what would you do??
  • Fang-Banger
    SBR MVP
    • 10-04-10
    • 2805

    #2
    Is she hot? That's all we care about here
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    • EBDOGGN
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-21-09
      • 563

      #3
      lol.. yeah
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      • Ra77er
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-20-11
        • 10969

        #4
        Honestly you just need to be upfront with her, tell her you have a nice ladyfriend at the moment and you don't wanna f that up. Tell her you wouldn't mind seeing her and maybe having a few a drinks together to keep the door open for a booty call. BOL
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        • daimoshokage
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-07-11
          • 8935

          #5
          pics or STFU!
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          • face
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-31-11
            • 14740

            #6
            you should risk it but keep in mind that girls have a nose for smelling sex and lies and you have to be very careful. if you are cavalier about it you will get caught.
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            • Ra77er
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-20-11
              • 10969

              #7
              There's no need to overthink it or lie about anything. Tell her exactly what you said on here, her poontang has the best berry juice you've ever tasted etc etc but then let her know that you have a girl at the moment but that you still want to see her. If she says no then just move on but if not then you know you can get it in and carry on...business as usual
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              • FlipK11
                SBR High Roller
                • 05-24-11
                • 149

                #8
                Get that last laugh or you will never forgive yourself for not doing so. I speak from experience when i say that when you let a piece of tail get the better of your male psyche, you have lost a bit of what fuels your sack. She isn't worth much more than a quick dump of the load considering you have a girl that sounds like a REALLY good catch, so make damn sure your current girl knows nothing about this (but that's nothing you didn't know already).

                Meet up with her, slam her, never speak to her again. You will feel good about this for the rest of your life, given you don't feel guilt or any of that weak shit. Good luck brother!
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                • Tech N9ne
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-24-11
                  • 5366

                  #9
                  Video or your a homosexual
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                  • bettorjon
                    Restricted User
                    • 10-08-10
                    • 613

                    #10
                    youre old enough to know what to do.

                    why ask this forum when we all know that:

                    1. you wont follow anyone's advice
                    2. you wont get decent advice
                    3. hmmm....yeah youre old enough to know what you have to do

                    cheers
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                    • Extra Innings
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-26-10
                      • 15058

                      #11
                      tell her you have a girlfriend
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                      • shopbar picks
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-08-10
                        • 2157

                        #12
                        no matter what you choose to do.
                        1. You have a penis
                        2. It will always make the wrong decision for you.
                        3. Life is short, always look out for #1 but dont step in #2 by choice
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          Pics or this story is a trollercoaster ride.
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                          • BigSpoon
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-04-10
                            • 4113

                            #14
                            Move this shit to the saloon.
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                            • SEAHAWKHARRY
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 11-29-07
                              • 26068

                              #15
                              Fukk her ass nut in her mouth call it a day
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                              • dj_destroyer
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-28-10
                                • 3856

                                #16
                                Damn fukking straight you wanna get the last laugh... Lead her on and tell her you've thought about her... Hang out with her and be real sincere... Slam the fukk out of her then kick her to the curb and never talk to her again... She broke your heart dude, now break her spirits... Maybe even record a secret sex tape and edit out parts with your face in it then put it up on the internet... You're the man, you always need to win
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                                • itchypickle
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 21452

                                  #17
                                  You guys are brutal tonight

                                  EB- fact of life is...if you're not married and are willing to risk whatever you have now with the new girl in case she finds out (most of us are dumb enough to let them eventually) the go get it. Otherwise go rub one out while you're thinking of the hookup......and call it a day. These things seem a lot more difficult than they really are
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                                  • horja1
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-13-11
                                    • 5646

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by EBDOGGN
                                    I got myself a girl now. just as good looking, owns her own business and house. definitely a miss independent and I wouldn't wanna mess it up.
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                                    • InTheDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-23-09
                                      • 23983

                                      #19
                                      ebb doggin

                                      E
                                      B
                                      Doggin

                                      Eb dog gin

                                      How the fuk do you pronounce your name?
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                                      • horja1
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-13-11
                                        • 5646

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dj_destroyer
                                        Damn fukking straight you wanna get the last laugh... Lead her on and tell her you've thought about her... Hang out with her and be real sincere... Slam the fukk out of her then kick her to the curb and never talk to her again... She broke your heart dude, now break her spirits... Maybe even record a secret sex tape and edit out parts with your face in it then put it up on the internet... You're the man, you always need to win
                                        you sound like a 18 yo with women problems
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                                        • Wulfman14
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-24-10
                                          • 8869

                                          #21
                                          stick with your girl, don't do anything stupid if you got a good thing with her. simple as that
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                                          • mp5070
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-13-08
                                            • 5446

                                            #22
                                            Post some pics of the girl that wants to f***
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