Best drink to F your girl up???

[thefonzo]

Must be a legit alcohol drink, no roofies, x, etc. I know how you sick fuks operate.

Her'es mine:

1 shots absolute pear

1 shots peach schnopps

2-3 shots apple-cranberry juice....

Here's the kicker... She will be so busy having mouth orgasm's that she won't even taste the shot of everclear that you put in the 2nd drink. Make each subsequent drink (every other drink after the 2nd for the uneducated aka you guys) just like the second.

The panties drop like my balls did when I was 9...


Note: If you are risque, you can try 2 shots of absolute pear.

Note #2: You could also try 2 shots of everclear, but that means you are a pussy and either A. your girl can outdrink you, or B. you can't get laid unless she is passed out.

If you are in situation A, I recommend sending a search party for your second testicle.

If you are in situation B, in addition to the search party, find some sponges and soak them in baby oil, roll them up, and well... do what 75% of these sick fuks already do,

[pronk]

Bottoms up!

[TRE1968]

just make some jungle juice with everclear

[marcoloco]

most girls are usually tore up after a few drinks of no matter what it is

[thefonzo]

most girls are usually tore up after a few drinks of no matter what it is

Most of the fuks here can't get "most girls" and settle for anything wearing a skirt, even if it has an Adam's apple.

Either that or some skank whose crabs pick her up and carry her away in the middle of the night.

[RibbedTrojan]

1 Pint of Everclear 1 two litre of purple passion. Pour out some puple passion. Add the Everclear. Drink shots. She can't taste the Everclear. It won't take long. G/L

[cjwatsonfan32]

Its nice to see alcohol is the only chance you have to get laid. Your a piece of sht

[warriorfan707]

Its so much hassle to get laid... gotta talk to them, take them out, some of them even want you to get to know them etc

Much more efficient to just call an escort and tell the bitch to gtfo after you bust

[rake922]

unwelcomed sexual advances will get you in alot of trouble i think

[Nittany Lion]

Its so much hassle to get laid... gotta talk to them, take them out, some of them even want you to get to know them etc

Much more efficient to just call an escort and tell the bitch to gtfo after you bust

Exactly man,

[LarrysKid]

1) Long Island Iced Tea or an Adios Mutha Fukka until eyelids are halfway down. 2) Enjoy the freaky sex.

[LarrysKid]

Its nice to see alcohol is the only chance you have to get laid. Your a piece of sht

It's not the only chance, it's just the most effecient. Work smart not hard.=

[Cuse0323]

everclear would be the dumbest shit to use to try to get a girl fcked up or whatever you're asking. by the time she's done drinking, she'll be throwing up on your dick. maybe that's your thing, who knows. could get them a six pack of smirnoff or some shit and be affective and not get her annihilated.

[bureK]

Beer. Lots of beer

[MendozaLine]

Me and my chick like the thizzles.

[TheMoneyShot]

I agree with the Long Island theory... was with a chick in Vegas once... we were walking the strip and purchased one of those $24 Long Island Huge Plastic Mugs.... and after she was through... It was open season on her ass... LMAO!!!

I also agree with the NON EVERCLEAR advice... um... you definitely don't want her throwing up on your wand or in your mouth. Yikes.

Basically, just buy whatever she likes... if it comes in sixes... "You're In It... To Win It" LOL

[Killer_Demo]

1/3 Remy Martin 2/3 Remy Red

[Bigmikesm]

funny stuff Money Shot!