Foolproof way to get free drinks at a bar......

[compaqDikk]

michael you wear a bracelet son? i can fedex my chisel for 34 sbrpoints and 1 quickpik

[frognose20]

Just pay for your drinks.

[MichaelWaters]

michael you wear a bracelet son? i can fedex my chisel for 34 sbrpoints and 1 quickpik

[makaveli66]

figured i would get some sbr points tossed my way for this sort of info. and if you live in a city their might be almost a thousand places you could do this at. at the end of the year you could save over 5k in food bills. you could even go back to the same place a few months later, wearing and glasses this time (you didnt wear them before) just check to see if its the same bartender, if it is calmly walk out. if its not then proceed. if anyone ever calls you on it simply play dumb, and if the police ever get involved simlpy say it was a mistake and the phone call distracted you. place a phone call that lasts 5-10 minutes after you are done running. this will create a sort af alibi

[bb_skoots]

Is this guy/girl for real or is he/she/it just a provocateur?

[nyjets15]

Might have tried this when I was like 19....but now I pay for my shit

[kisado]

What a total loser. Kill yourself now.

[chargers4222]

you people are such pussies....i do this stuff all the time...."i, sir, enjoy paying for my goods consumed!"....shut up, get off your high horse, and kill yourself

[TodayIsForgotten]

I was wondering where the roommate thing was going in all of this. That is dick. You always have to put yourself in their shoes. You wouldn't want that to happen to you.

[EXhoosier10]

Way to think outside the box. Get a friggen job and pay for your

[dinaro7]

Very easy to do. If you go to a bar that also serves food like TGIF or applebees then you can also order some food as well ok so go in and sit at the bar, usually at the end and order a drink. make small talk with the bartender or whomever is sitting down. you dont need a packed house but you do want a good level of noise in the area, more on this later. ok so you have opened a repoir with the bartender, you might want to ask a question like "hey is that Phil guy working this weekend?" , this will make the bartender think that you are a regular and that maybe he has seen you. ok so by now you are enjoying your 2nd beer, at this point you want to ask the bartender this exact question "hey what would be the best way in this city to find a roommate?", this again continues a new friendship with your new buddy the bartender. ive read a psychological report on service workers and how to befriend them for best results. so anyways by this time you have had food, 3-4 drinks and the bill is like $30 about. the bartender thinks that you are a really cool guy and probably expects a good tip . so if its even a little noisy you are all set to make your move. you place a fake phone call and start to talk about business, maybe throwing out terms like "units" and "deadline". you pretend that you really cant hear that well and put your free hand over your ear. act a bit frustrated then say this exact line so that the bartender hears you "Jeff, jeff im going to have to walk outside i can barely hear you....", now simply calmly walkout side and stroll around fake talking for 1-2 minutes, then fade to the side of the building and then suddenly and without warning sprint away as fast as you can until you cant run anymore. get in the car that should be about .5 miles away and calmly drive away. you are all set

so u r a classless mooch

[teaserpleaser]

did this at outback once bill came to 128 for a bloomin onion and 2 steaks and 3 drinks each we just walked out.

[sweethook]

sir you will not get to far in life doing this shit. step it down a little tryin get by on what you have. you can make it on one egg aday . and it you just have to drink a few beers look for a bar were theres a happy hour. your friends will buy you a few , gl.

[MichaelWaters]

sir you will not get to far in life doing this shit. step it down a little tryin get by on what you have. you can make it on one egg aday . and it you just have to drink a few beers look for a bar were theres a happy hour. your friends will buy you a few , gl.

f urself

[dzzznutz]

f urself

[BroDog73]

that is a rumor created by giant corporations to trick freethinkers into conforming

You have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. I own 2 establishments with bars. I make any of my servers/bartenders pay for a bill that is left open. This encourages them to ask for a cc if you are sitting at the bar and do not want to cash out. So when your broke ass walks into my place, you aren't getting shiiit free. I know a lot of restaurant owners through my local chamber of commerce and it is the same at many places. So, I would believe that you are another one of the many fake gangstas out there that doesn't have the balls to do anything like this, but instead can only type up his reputation on a message board!

[babyjesus]

way to go .. way to make a working joe pay for your bullshit... u know he has to cover that 30$ + money you stiffed him on ... jeez u are a jerkoff

well said, what a prick

[Powderguy]

HAHA good shit

[kmdubya]

Everyone calm down. It's obvious the whole story is B.S. Tried this over 100 times while out of town on business? Please. You ain't done it once.

[LarrysKid]

Congrats on being a douchebag.

[chargers4222]

seriously you people are such pussies....one day you will die and nothing you do will matter, so why not get a free drink at an applebees. get off your false moral high horse and grow a pair of balls you hypocritical asswipes

[Dutch]

Is this guy/girl for real or is he/she/it just a provocateur?

He/she/it is a fuking turd.

[FishFace5]

seriously you people are such pussies....one day you will die and nothing you do will matter, so why not get a free drink at an applebees. get off your false moral high horse and grow a pair of balls you hypocritical asswipes

This topic is 100% black and white. It has nothing to do with whether or not someone is a pussy or has balls.
If you stiff a bartender\waiter for a drink and dinner without an exceptionally good reason you are a scumbag. Plain and simple, end of story.
The OP of this thread is a known scumbag and all posters supporting him are right behind him, including this loud mouth i quoted.

[face]

michael you should steal people's mail. +ev. just kidding goodies, relax.

[dj_destroyer]

that is a rumor created by giant corporations to trick freethinkers into conforming

I pay 1.5% of my total sales for that day that goes towards douchebags like this guy. That means if I sell $1000 then I'm paying $15 of my own money towards a fund for walkouts... Every year, whatever is left over is returned to us. So you're not stiffing the "corporation", you're stiffing the nice bartender who listened to your weird ass questions about roommates and who fake-believed that you were a business man. I'll tell you right now if I ever see a degenerate fat queer fukk like you running out of a restaurant, I will trip and trample him.

Why not just rob a beer/liquor store where you actually are stealing from the company and not the employee working there? Both are equally shameful and pitiful, but at least you're not robbing some kid trying to pay the bills.

GO KILL YOURSELF. NO ONE WOULD CARE.

[chargers4222]

you people are pathetic......none of you ever steal huh? yet youre on a sports gambling website, losing your asses and feeding people who the do the very same thing you condemn as a career. pathetic. you people are nauseatingly stupid

[Phats1313]

lol at this thread, damn degens ripping off restaurants.

[Dutch]

...losing your asses and feeding people who the do the very same thing you condemn as a career. pathetic. you people are nauseatingly stupid

What the fuk are you rambling about?

Do Bookies come into my place of work, tell me stupid fuking stories and then steal from me? Do bartenders make a conscience choice to let deadbeat losers rip them off? Does this fuking snitch bitch OP offer the bartender a chance to double his money on a wager after laying out all the info?

Talk about stupid. God damn.

[mtneer1212]

This guy probably takes quarters out of the March of Dimes displays at diner cash registers.

[Pajda]

Very easy to do. If you go to a bar that also serves food like TGIF or applebees then you can also order some food as well

ok so go in and sit at the bar, usually at the end and order a drink. make small talk with the bartender or whomever is sitting down. you dont need a packed house but you do want a good level of noise in the area, more on this later. ok so you have opened a repoir with the bartender, you might want to ask a question like "hey is that Phil guy working this weekend?" , this will make the bartender think that you are a regular and that maybe he has seen you. ok so by now you are enjoying your 2nd beer, at this point you want to ask the bartender this exact question "hey what would be the best way in this city to find a roommate?", this again continues a new friendship with your new buddy the bartender. ive read a psychological report on service workers and how to befriend them for best results. so anyways by this time you have had food, 3-4 drinks and the bill is like $30 about. the bartender thinks that you are a really cool guy and probably expects a good tip . so if its even a little noisy you are all set to make your move. you place a fake phone call and start to talk about business, maybe throwing out terms like "units" and "deadline". you pretend that you really cant hear that well and put your free hand over your ear. act a bit frustrated then say this exact line so that the bartender hears you "Jeff, jeff im going to have to walk outside i can barely hear you....", now simply calmly walkout side and stroll around fake talking for 1-2 minutes, then fade to the side of the building and then suddenly and without warning sprint away as fast as you can until you cant run anymore. get in the car that should be about .5 miles away and calmly drive away. you are all set

It's actually called stealing, hope you'll get caught eventually.

[thechaoz]

Used to do this at Dennys in my younger yrs