Ever got laid at a strip club?

[TheCentaur]

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit. You aren't proud of that story are you?

[opie1988]

I did get held up by a guy for all my money, out in the common area while smokin a joint with a few other people. Lucky for me I walked in the night with 50 in my pockets and 100 in my shoe. So I already bought a few red stripes and only had 20 left in my pocket, so I gave it to him. No biggie, just happy he didn't slice me with his machete.

I think this was Trace that took your money. WOW! And this whole time I thought he was full of shit.

Unreal. Trigga made you his bitch and you were ok with it. That's one guy that obviously doesn't fukk around.

[babyjesus]

all the time here in costa rica. it's standard

[babyjesus]

You don't even go to a strip club here without the fore thought of you at least getting some head. On a good night, when you're feeling a bit frisky, you slip the hottest one in there a bill and tell her you want to tap that. easiest cash transaction i've ever made.

[BRAVES1985]

was 19 was fukin hammered could barely walk, went to the back room took my beer with me set my beer down got a bj couldnt get hard got up walked away. as i was walking away i noticed i forgot my beer so i went back to the back room, the same chick was blowing another guy i was gone mabey 10 seconds. they both looked at me funny but that didnt stop me from getting my beer back.

[THE HITMAN]

I've never been laid, but my wallet has been fukkeded more than once.

[topgame85]

was 19 was fukin hammered could barely walk, went to the back room took my beer with me set my beer down got a bj couldnt get hard got up walked away. as i was walking away i noticed i forgot my beer so i went back to the back room, the same chick was blowing another guy i was gone mabey 10 seconds. they both looked at me funny but that didnt stop me from getting my beer back.

[JerseyLove]

No but I have gotten head before

[mmike032]

Got a handjob in panama city beach Florida, got 1 lap dance she went for 5 Songs and jerked me off for 25$. When I was about to nut she threw my dick back in my cargo shorts. Had to leave was pissed cause I had huge fukin wet spot on my crotch. It was spring break, talk about fukin embarrassing having to grab my buddies walking through a crowed ass club

which club? the 1 on front beach road?
its been closed for yrs. I think they're all closed now... was only 2 that I can remember

[tony_come]

I will report after tonight

[Dabeergod]

Got a bj at Palamino in vegas a few weeks ago for $80 from a hot ass asian broad....Worked the price down from $250

[BookiesBernanke]

Went there everyday for about 6 months. Tipped all the girls. Finally brought in some girl scout cookies one afternoon and I got a mercy f*ck in the parkinglot on my moving away party. Did blow with another but she had been in a mental ward clinic for depression and drugs (I didnt know this) so that went real bad. Read moving away party.

[clynnm17]

keep the stories coming

[Mr. Peepers]

crazy stories fellas...bol on this one

[Alfie B]

Gatineau Que. everytime I'm working in Ottawa which is often. The ladies are hot, I just make sure I'm wearing a raincoat. Then it's all good.

[thehelled]

no

never did but love to hear about...

[POTVINSUX]

No have not but have busted a nut while getting a serious lap dance