How would our lives be if porn movies were real

[pavyracer]

1. All women are younger than 35..then they die
2. Asian men don't exist
3. All men go to the gym
4. All men shave their body hair
5. All women have no body hair
6. Women never have a headache
7. Women don't have a period
8. All men are well endowed and always finish 1 hr after they start
9. All working women are always in the mood for sex games with their boss
10. All working men always obey to the sexual urges of the female boss
11. All female inmates are lesbian
12. At the car repair shop women never pay bills
13. All women wear make up and have their hair done all the time
14. All women secretaries like sex
15. All men have female houseworkers and the ones who don't sleep with the neighbor's wife

[flyingillini]

Pavy, I haven't watched any kind of porn in over 2 years. I have no sex drive at all. I could care less about. I'm focused on other things in life. Hope all is well.

[rm18]

Only problem is all guys in porn are so short that sports leagues and gambling careers would be ruined

[donkdown]

Ron Jermey is one hairy bastard!! He's still in porn!! Get your facts right paver or gold will restrict your thread starting privileges

[rm18]

Ron started when hair was still allowed it is kind of like Mariano Rivera wearing #42

[Tomahawk]

If real life was a porn movie it won't be worth to make porn movies couse nobody would buy them.

[zam77]

Sex would become boring quick, eventually doing it for the primary purpose of reproduction... like animals.

[nosniboR11]

pavy is way out there

[Dad]

Here are a few more Pavy.

16. All women would have sex with high heels on.
17. Anytime someone masturbates, they will get caught, then they will get fukked.
18. Whenever a man and woman are left alone they will fukk.

[Roadtrip635]

Add one more

19. Pizza delivery guy would be the most sought after job with waiting lists for a position to open up.

[babyjesus]

Pavy, I haven't watched any kind of porn in over 2 years. I have no sex drive at all. I could care less about. I'm focused on other things in life. Hope all is well.

damn, you should reevaluate your priorities. I mean MOB, but f@*k man!

[poochiecollins]

10. All working men always obey to the sexual urges of the female boss

This is different from real life because... ?

15. All men have female houseworkers and the ones who don't sleep with the neighbor's wife

Funniest one, to me.

[warriorfan707]

Ron started when hair was still allowed it is kind of like Mariano Rivera wearing #42