JJGold vs Opie in a fight... who wins?

**jjgold** · 05-02-11, 08:09 PM

Probably Opie

I am strong but slow, I would need to connect 1st

**Fishhead** · 05-02-11, 08:09 PM

Draw

Attendance---133

**Br0nxer** · 05-02-11, 08:09 PM

please are you serious

JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds

**JMobile** · 05-02-11, 08:11 PM

Chuck Norris would still win.

**StraitShooter** · 05-02-11, 08:11 PM

I think jj would cry..no mas..no mas

**boatboatboat** · 05-02-11, 08:11 PM

No one wins versus JJ in the long run.

Sure, you may get the easy beat down. But someday, somewhere...........when you least expect it.

BLAMO!

Contected.

Nuff said.

He knows folks..........leave it at that.

**opie1988** · 05-02-11, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

please are you serious

JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds

Don't you have a 14 hour shift to pull somewhere? Go clock in, pal.

We got this...

**boatboatboat** · 05-02-11, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Probably Opie

Doubtful.

What's he gonna do, pull your hair.............eye don't think so. Knock your teeth lose, WHO CARES......

Opie is pretty. Pretty guys are always worried about getting messed up. JJ has nothing to lose. Heck a punch or three to the head, might be a good thing.

**WvGambler** · 05-02-11, 08:13 PM

**CarpeDime** · 05-02-11, 08:13 PM

opie is the golden boy opie doesnt lose

opie gets the girl gets the money gets the nice car and house

opie wins the fight

opie is the classic winner from americas golden age ie the 40s, 50s

jj seems to me like the classic loser

never gets the girl, bald, every break goes against him

id go with opie

**Br0nxer** · 05-02-11, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Don't you have a 14 hour shift to pull somewhere? Go clock in, pal.

We got this...

digged 4 ditches today

clocked out already

12x5.54 an hr

**Ace_of_Spades** · 05-02-11, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

please are you serious

JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds

OMG

**RealSlimShady** · 05-02-11, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

opie is the golden boy opie doesnt lose

opie gets the girl gets the money gets the nice car and house

opie wins the fight

opie is the classic winner from americas golden age ie the 40s, 50s

jj seems to me like the classic loser

never gets the girl, bald, every break goes against him

id go with opie

**wtf** · 05-02-11, 08:16 PM

jj ends up getting spindled

both win

**Br0nxer** · 05-02-11, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades

OMG

acer let me guess.

you really believe gold wears his sweatpants up to his nipples in real life

**TR88** · 05-02-11, 08:17 PM

jj

**Br0nxer** · 05-02-11, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by TR88

jj

thanks for reporting me pal.

SNITCH

**RealSlimShady** · 05-02-11, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by wtf

jj ends up getting spindled

both win

**vyomguy** · 05-02-11, 08:20 PM

jjgold will shit in his pants...opie owns jjgold.

**William Walters** · 05-02-11, 08:31 PM

I think Opie would back out when JJ showed up wearing a turban and nothing else. Now, if JJ put on his best taliban outfit for the match my money is on the big Texan inside of 90 seconds.

**MartinBlank** · 05-02-11, 08:48 PM

Honestly, who would fear JJ?

Have you guys actually seen him?

Even JJ would admit that jews can't fight. Not American jews anyway. Those crazy orthodox jews in Israel though can throw down. Living next to those rock throwing Palestinians makes them tough.

**RealSlimShady** · 05-02-11, 08:52 PM

JJ's Vladimir Klitschko impersonation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6878uj_uQ&feature=player_embedded

**zam77** · 05-02-11, 09:27 PM

Opie is like 7 feet tall. This is a no brainer... dude is taller than Mullin.

**stealthyburrito** · 05-02-11, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by zam77

Opie is like 7 feet tall. This is a no brainer... dude is taller than Mullin.

good god that is one ugly dog

**zam77** · 05-02-11, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

good god that is one sexy dog

no you can not fuk my dog.

**VegasInsider** · 05-02-11, 09:50 PM

no offense to opie, but I think JJ would be packing heat and fighting dirty

**The Bet Master** · 05-02-11, 10:26 PM

Opie by rear naked choke 1 minute into the fight.

**nosniboR11** · 05-02-11, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by VegasInsider

no offense to opie, but I think JJ would be packing heat and fighting dirty

remember opie is a Texan, so he is 100% "packing"

**nosniboR11** · 05-02-11, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by boatboatboat

No one wins versus JJ in the long run. Sure, you may get the easy beat down. But someday, somewhere...........when you least expect it. BLAMO! Contected. Nuff said. He knows folks..........leave it at that.

t

this coming from someone who signed up this year, you know jj that well, huh

jj another ghost?

**Swinging Johnson** · 05-02-11, 11:05 PM

JJ is not to be trifled with as he is a Jersey boy with many connections. However, Opie is younger, taller and has more to lose. Hell, if JJ loses it's pretty much par for the course as he is comfortable as the perrenial underdog. That being said, I would say JJ is stronger but Opie always comes out on top. Call it Karma, kismet or just a plain old silver spoon being fed to sate Opie's unquenchable hunger for anything that is not his. I believe Opie wins the fight but JJ calls upon the underbelly of his Jersey connections to ultimately win the war. Even if he has to do 5-10 to maintain his reputation. Opie, you may be faster and more athletic but JJ has nothing to lose and that my friend, is a daunting adversary.

I suggest you both spoon.

**Full Time Hobo** · 05-02-11, 11:55 PM

**ronjon619** · 05-03-11, 12:00 AM

i got opie......plus the points.

**tony_come** · 05-03-11, 12:03 AM

who's more in shape?

I take that guy

**gregm** · 05-03-11, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by zam77

no you can not fuk my dog.

LOL. great post. Post of the year I think, sums up the last two days on sbr perfectly.