Ever wake up with a white ring around your mouth and a Quarter in your hand?

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 04-09-11, 04:58 PM

**WvGambler** · 04-09-11, 05:02 PM

Maybe. Why???

**onetrickpony** · 04-09-11, 05:04 PM

**Smoke** · 04-09-11, 05:05 PM

**cant call it** · 04-09-11, 06:31 PM

**poochiecollins** · 04-10-11, 04:33 PM

I tried Googling to find what this clearly doofy topic's about. No useful results, including that the second one was this thread...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-10-11, 04:35 PM

I think this might be a penis joke.

**JohnGalt2341** · 04-10-11, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by poochiecollins

I tried Googling to find what this clearly doofy topic's about. No useful results, including that the second one was this thread...

First off, I was simply goofing on the multiple threads that I saw yesterday that started off with "Ever wake up in the morning blah blah blah." It reminded me of a joke I heard in Junior High which was around 80 years ago. Let me explain the actual joke to you. Keep in mind that this is quite hilarious when you are 13 years of age. It's not quite as funny as an adult unless you are very immature like I am. Here's the joke: You ask a girl(preferably a slutty one) if she woke up this morning with a white ring around her mouth and a quarter in her hand? She will more than likely reply "No". You then say to her "I owe you a quarter." Punchline= You are implying that you took advantage of her last night without her knowing it. You shot your load on her face, hence the white ring. You meant to pay her .25 cents for her unconscious efforts while you got your jollies. However, you simply forgot to pay her. Hence, owing her the quarter. Now do you get it? I can explain it further if you wish.

**JohnGalt2341** · 04-10-11, 06:29 PM

For those of you who enjoyed my lame joke... I can't give you a quarter but I suppose I can give you an SBR point.

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 04-10-11, 06:32 PM

Thanks for making me laugh and the point

**poochiecollins** · 04-10-11, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by JohnGalt2341

First off, I was simply goofing on the multiple threads that I saw yesterday that started off with "Ever wake up in the morning blah blah blah." It reminded me of a joke I heard in Junior High which was around 80 years ago. Let me explain the actual joke to you. Keep in mind that this is quite hilarious when you are 13 years of age. It's not quite as funny as an adult unless you are very immature like I am. Here's the joke: You ask a girl(preferably a slutty one) if she woke up this morning with a white ring around her mouth and a quarter in her hand? She will more than likely reply "No". You then say to her "I owe you a quarter." Punchline= You are implying that you took advantage of her last night without her knowing it. You shot your load on her face, hence the white ring. You meant to pay her .25 cents for her unconscious efforts while you got your jollies. However, you simply forgot to pay her. Hence, owing her the quarter. Now do you get it? I can explain it further if you wish.

I get it, thank you. I laugh at some immature shit too, it's cool.

**cant call it** · 04-10-11, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by JohnGalt2341

For those of you who enjoyed my lame joke... I can't give you a quarter but I suppose I can give you an SBR point.

I liked it.
fukk them if they can't take a joke.

**757sFinest** · 04-10-11, 11:16 PM

**ZetaPsi808** · 04-10-11, 11:26 PM

nice joke haha