looking for small cash loan , hear me out

[pinchylarue]

I know this is really going to sound pathetic but I will give it a try. I do not have any family to ask and I only have my mother who is very sick with MS. I have a job, but it is very unpredictable . some weeks I will get 5 days, and others I will only get 1 day. I have no expenses,and am looking for a small loan of $250 which I can repay $300-320 within 5 months or less if you need it. I want to sign up for summer hockey so I can keep my mind off of my responsibilities and stay out of trouble. The problem is, the signup date cutoff is on tuesday. I am extremely reliable and have ALWAYS kept my word in every situation in life. I don't gamble (only with freeplays or points).
I will sign a contract if need be.

whoever can help me out would make my year. seriously.
ps:do not bash me for creating this thread, I am ashamed enough to admit it but I have no one else to turn to.

kind regards,
Josh Girouard

[Br0nxer]

call me pal.

we might be able to make something happen

[pinchylarue]

call me pal. we might be able to make something happen

are you being serious, or is this a joke?
I cannot tell .

[crustyme]

nice try, brock.

[pinchylarue]

nice try, brock.

what are you talking about?

please if you can read, I said don't bash me.

[Tree Rollins]

Wow. this is very tempting. A gambling addict making up a fake story on an internet forum about how he desperately needs $250 to play hockey. And it will only take him 5 months to pay it back.

Where do i sign?

[Br0nxer]

are you being serious, or is this a joke?
I cannot tell .

[Saunders FTW]

Hmmm could be risky

[southmadejd]

I am bored and I need my one point.

[pinchylarue]

Wow. this is very tempting. A gambling addict making up a fake story on an internet forum about how he desperately needs $250 to play hockey. And it will only take him 5 months to pay it back. Where do i sign?

gambling addict?
ok seriously guys, fucvk you !
you obviously have no sympathy for anyones shortcomings.
this is not a joke and I am being sincere.

just disregard my first thread then, this will never happen. not enough good people in this world anymore i guess.

[Tree Rollins]

gambling addict? ok seriously guys, fucvk you ! you obviously have no sympathy for anyones shortcomings. this is not a joke and I am being sincere. just disregard my first thread then, this will never happen. not enough good people in this world anymore i guess.

Good people? are you kidding man? We are not good people b/c we won't loan 250 dollars to some bum ass stranger from the internet, to play fuking hockey of all things?
You're right about 1 thing, there are no good people, b/c in what kind of world would a loser get mad that he couldn't find a stranger to give him a 250$ loan for no reason. Where the fuk do you get your sense of entitlement? Why the fuk do you deserve the right to play hockey this winter on someone elses dime?

[pinchylarue]

im not mad that I cannot get a loan, Im mad because you assume im some sort of degenerate bum.

end of topic.

[mrmarket]

Blood, Plasma 'n' sperm. Rinse and repeat. Literally.

[Tree Rollins]

Hey everybody, i don't really feel like going to work monday, can someone loan me a couple hundred bucks to cover my wages? My job might not be very consistent anymore b/c i might not feel like going to work very often, especially if someone will loan me money to stay home. By the way, my grandmother just got diagnosed with lymphoma last week, stage 4. No bullshit.
Oh, and i promise to pay the loan back in 6-12 months, as long as i'm working, which isn't a guarantee. If i don't get this loan, then i can't believe the world has came to this point. What kind of losers you must be to not give me the money.

[pinchylarue]

Blood, Plasma 'n' sperm. Rinse and repeat. Literally.

ok...this wasnt meant as a joke, please lay off people.

[crustyme]

he has money to fund an offshore account but not to play in some gay hockey league?

and throws a fit cause everyone sees through his charade and know exactly where the money is going.... offshore.

[pinchylarue]

Hey everybody, i don't really feel like going to work monday, can someone loan me a couple hundred bucks to cover my wages? My job might not be very consistent anymore b/c i might not feel like going to work very often, especially if someone will loan me money to stay home. By the way, my grandmother just got diagnosed with lymphoma last week, stage 4. No bullshit. Oh, and i promise to pay the loan back in 6-12 months, as long as i'm working, which isn't a guarantee. If i don't get this loan, then i can't believe the world has came to this point. What kind of losers you must be to not give me the money.

what part of let this be didn't you understand?
are you mentally incapable of understanding someones wishes?

[Br0nxer]

Hey everybody, i don't really feel like going to work monday, can someone loan me a couple hundred bucks to cover my wages? My job might not be very consistent anymore b/c i might not feel like going to work very often, especially if someone will loan me money to stay home. By the way, my grandmother just got diagnosed with lymphoma last week, stage 4. No bullshit.
Oh, and i promise to pay the loan back in 6-12 months, as long as i'm working, which isn't a guarantee. If i don't get this loan, then i can't believe the world has came to this point. What kind of losers you must be to not give me the money.

[oiler]

well good luck with this

[mrmarket]

ok...this wasnt meant as a joke, please lay off people.

If you need money these are viable avenues that have slightly more dignity than begging on a gambling forum.

[MexicanStallion]

Sorry to hear about your troubles. I would help out if I could. It might be tough to get a loan though being new.

I would love to ask for a loan, but I'm not sure if anybody would loan to me even though I think I am well liked overall.

[bobbyfk]

closed per pinchylarue's request