How many hookers have u boned in ur life?

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  • DeluxeLiner
    SBR MVP
    • 01-29-08
    • 4132

    #36
    Originally posted by robzilla
    I like how talking about banging hookers is okay, but posting kathy griffins boob is wrong.
    The line in the sand needs to be drawn somewhere and obvy that other thread went too far!
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    • beanbag
      SBR MVP
      • 01-21-10
      • 2364

      #37
      Originally posted by Deuce
      Yes, true.

      Whether she is a gf, wife, hooker, or mistress, they are all paid to fukk. Simple concept.
      what about a one night stand? at a party?
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      • tickingclock1
        SBR High Roller
        • 09-05-10
        • 162

        #38
        You dont pay hookers for the sex you pay them to leave. Common knowledge...
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        • cmendo2005
          SBR High Roller
          • 03-13-11
          • 192

          #39
          I like to pay for it...Without them knowing...While they sleep...
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          • KingKolzig
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-02-10
            • 5550

            #40
            ive paid to get bent over and barebacked over id say 130 times. although about 50 times alone was with steve benson, he had good medical records and he gave me a special rate. but other times it was just picking up hookers in clubs high on whatever, i was younger then but if was fun
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            • hustla
              SBR MVP
              • 10-20-09
              • 1235

              #41
              zero, I can easily fukk w/models for FREE, anytime, anywhere
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #42
                Maybe 25 or so

                Lost interest as of late

                $$$$ Issues

                From now on when I get one all I will do is massage them and kiss their and butt

                Price=$140
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                • sundin4prez
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-09-10
                  • 1970

                  #43
                  i've never directly paid for "sex" but more then once i have shoveled drinks into girls for one sole purpose... its all semantics
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                  • DeeWizzle
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-08-09
                    • 3316

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Maybe 25 or so

                    Lost interest as of late

                    $$$$ Issues

                    From now on when I get one all I will do is massage them and kiss their and butt

                    Price=$140
                    How many of those 25 were dominatrix JJ?

                    Is it hard to breathe with that baII gag in your mouth?
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                    • aca
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-20-06
                      • 2111

                      #45
                      zero here!
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                      • InTheDrink
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-23-09
                        • 23983

                        #46
                        when i was like 20 i met a girl at a party whose parents had her on lockdown but she could get out of the house if she was babysitting....so the next day she said she could hook up with me if she said she was babysitting but i would have to give her 40 bucks so she could prove to her parents she was geting paid to watch kids

                        LMAO 40 dollars later i think i had banged my first hooker!
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                        • GettingScrilla
                          Restricted User
                          • 10-29-10
                          • 314

                          #47
                          Okay so I have never boned a hoker...whats that like? Seems like once you have gotten two under the belt its no big deal any more...then the jump to 5+ happens...then you get that flesh eating shit....Im good thanks
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                          • Wrecktangle
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-01-09
                            • 1524

                            #48
                            this is a test to see if both threads are updated with my response.

                            Daggity, how'd you manage to mess this one up?
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                            • RubberKettle
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-28-09
                              • 6421

                              #49
                              Two, but at the same time and they were Asian.
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                              • wonderyears
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 02-05-11
                                • 84

                                #50
                                0, half the fun to getting laid is the chase to get into the woman's pants, paying for it would kill some of the enjoyment.
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                                • doublej95
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-26-10
                                  • 14094

                                  #51
                                  Zero hookers but quite a few whores.
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                                  • Ryangene
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 12-04-08
                                    • 3381

                                    #52
                                    zip for me.
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                                    • downsouth
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-13-11
                                      • 11580

                                      #53
                                      Zero hookers but many a ragged whore
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                                      • bettilimbroke999
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-08
                                        • 13254

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by spankie
                                        ok who the fuk did 100+ hookers.

                                        man up. let's hear the story.
                                        That was a fuckin crazy night, ya see I hit a 10-teamer earlier in the day and so I had a little extra money
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                                        • bettilimbroke999
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-04-08
                                          • 13254

                                          #55
                                          All women are hookers, in my lifetime I've been on a ton of dates tryin to get in a girls pants, I have paid for exactly 100% of these dates, I think one time I forgot my wallet and I had to borrow money from her and paid her back later, well we get to the front of the ticket line and she pulls out her purse to pay and the girl selling tickets to the movie looks at me like I must be the absolute scum of the earth, women are absolutely disgusted by the thought the guy isnt paying

                                          Pussy is worth $$$$, all girls know this and cash in on it

                                          Dick costs $$$$
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                                          • bettilimbroke999
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-04-08
                                            • 13254

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by beanbag
                                            what about a one night stand? at a party?
                                            Occasionally you'll run into a girl that is a complete whore thatll give it up for free, of course you could also say whoever paid for the party is paying for the date
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                                            • bettilimbroke999
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-04-08
                                              • 13254

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by bobby heenan
                                              0

                                              im handsome

                                              its a nice luxury

                                              i dont have to approach women

                                              but ive found the perfect one...so its all good
                                              Guys like bobby normally spend about half their paycheck buying gifts for "the perfect one"
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                                              • Dad
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-26-08
                                                • 23245

                                                #58
                                                It's hard to not bang hookers in Vegas.
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