Playboy coming to Auburn to audition students!!

[HotStreak]

Hahaha.

Hot chics have a way of making guys reach new heights. I will help, but a more qualified photoshop expert is someone like excel. I'm sure there are others. I don't even have photo shop. All the clowning images I put up are done inside an excel spreadsheet then screen captured. Thats why they're kind of half assed.

[bamacards]

--There is an older issue of girls of sec from 2007 I think. I have the mag at home, was a gift from a friend, looked through to find a girl I went to school with from auburn in there. Really top notch body. I am sure the new issure will be splendid.

all colleges have some hot girls

[cant call it]

all colleges have some hot girls

[cant call it]

biz card

[cant call it]

I also got a sweet ID card will post it tomorrow with any pics I get of skirt tail

[JimmysEgo]

damn. Daniel Reeder must pull in a shit load of tail.

[roninchow]

Playboy = Silicone plant

[thechaoz]

Oh man they are going to get some sweet looking ladies down south. Can't wait for this too come out.

[dabomguy11]

I'm really looking forward to any results from next weekend. Hopefully, you get some nice pics...

[stealthyburrito]

you didn't get your ass kicked did you??

[cant call it]

you didn't get your ass kicked did you??

[cant call it]

No, no ass kicking. To my surprise, there was much of nothing going on.

After downing a few beers, I take the caddy out to go find said audition. Upon arrival, the parking lot was near empty, less than 10 cars at this 'Hotel and convention center'. Only a few cars up front, next to the door, which I suspect were where the women were parking, as to quickly get in and out. I went inside , asked the clerk behind the desk, "are you one of the models auditioning today?"
She start giggling and said "no", so I used a blazing saddles quote and asked her "where are all the white women at?"
She said should only direct the models to the location where the audition is.
I flashed my Playboy ID I got from a fellow poster (thx you're my hero) but she said I would have to wait up front and have one of the other playboy reps come meet me in the front.
I stepped back outside to burn one, and noticed a car pulling in, chick has nice mounds, long legs, a guy (pb rep) came out and was on the phone with her and met her out front. I hung around for another hour or so, burned one in the parking lot waiting. Another pulls in, same guy meets her out front.


They were very discreet and secretive about what was going on. They had the girls call them to meet them out front to prevent horn dogs like myself from sniffing the fine smell of unfamiliar vagina. Cock-blockers. From there I went to the bar, and drank a few beers, but I have no pictures, couldn't even get close enough to take pictures. I am clearly a dissappointment to the sbr community for not providing. I tried, swing and a miss, but I think they had probably thought about this idea before I went through with it. They were ready to deny me access.

[big joe 1212]

I thought they do this all the time?

[JimmysEgo]

Playboy = Silicone plant

i love fake titties. i love real titties too.

[cant call it]

i love fake titties. i love real titties too.

If I can touch them, they must be real.

[cant call it]

I thought they do this all the time?

2007 was the last time they were in auburn. But they must do it all the time because they were well prepared.