Do you answer your cell phone when you are taking a dump?

**Chandler** · 03-16-11, 05:29 PM

depends on who calls

**bradthebloke** · 03-16-11, 05:33 PM

answer? hell, i call people while on the crapper.

**BettingWizard** · 03-16-11, 05:33 PM

talking on the phone was last century. I only do texting now.

**pavyracer** · 03-16-11, 05:34 PM

They did some testing on public toilets and cell phones and found out that cell phones have more e-coli than public toilets.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-16-11, 05:36 PM

yeah why not. is that weird?

**Smoke** · 03-16-11, 05:38 PM

All the time, its fun

**doublej95** · 03-16-11, 05:39 PM

yep at times i have.

**BRAVES1985** · 03-16-11, 05:39 PM

fuk that they can wait

**Dad** · 03-16-11, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

yeah why not. is that weird?

Burrito, I did not think it was weird until I stepped into a public restroom to take a leak and there was a guy in the stall chatting away while he took a shit. I thought it was strange at first, but then realized that I do it all the time at home. It's the same thing right?

**Manaconda** · 03-16-11, 06:20 PM

i do, i either try to end the call before flushing or flush and run out of the bathroom real quick so they dont hear the flush

**mike1234** · 03-16-11, 06:25 PM

A guy at work does it and it seems very very strange.

Home is different. I browse this forum on the sh-tter when home. Why not take a phone call. lol

**stealthyburrito** · 03-16-11, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Burrito, I did not think it was weird until I stepped into a public restroom to take a leak and there was a guy in the stall chatting away while he took a shit. I thought it was strange at first, but then realized that I do it all the time at home. It's the same thing right?

yeah i would say its the same thing, though i try to minimize my conversations in public restrooms or just revert to texting.

**downsouth** · 03-16-11, 07:42 PM

Only texting in public toilets but will use phone constantly while at home on toilet.

**Poppa K** · 03-16-11, 08:13 PM

Happens all the time, but then, I conduct better than 50% of my business via the phone... so, it's gonna happen.. "how bout that shit?"

**danso** · 03-16-11, 08:58 PM

Yes, but no video calls

**COYLO** · 03-16-11, 09:03 PM

yeah all the time, what's even funnier is when the person on the other end is takin a shit and they pause for a second mid-sentence to push it out

**Shelton** · 03-16-11, 09:09 PM

i dont crap for that long

**yellowman** · 03-16-11, 11:03 PM

Yes, but I mute the flush or any other audible disgustingness

**Carseller4** · 03-16-11, 11:03 PM

When I do, they usually ask "What's that echo?"

**DRZ** · 03-16-11, 11:05 PM

My buddy will always call me while on the shitter. I can't stand it. Lol

**nyed1010** · 03-16-11, 11:23 PM

the productive time of the day is the time I spend on the toilet.

**POTVINSUX** · 03-16-11, 11:25 PM

Yes, at my house in the morning i leave the door wide open window cracked reading the daily paper

**mr. leisure** · 03-16-11, 11:34 PM

No , i like my peace when taking a dump

**Smoke** · 03-16-11, 11:48 PM

If its a big bomber, time to end the call, gotta do work to get it out. Nobody wants to hear ugggghhhhhh!!

**Stinger** · 03-16-11, 11:53 PM

the strangest things show up in the saloon lol, negative

**orioles** · 03-17-11, 01:07 AM

No that is why vmail was invented.

**BigSpoon** · 03-17-11, 01:41 AM

I'm sure many people post on SBR while 'dropping the kids off at the pool'. (its not a euphemism for masturbation)

**Slainte** · 03-17-11, 01:45 AM

Another thread of the "dump" series lol

**Tuna Fish Riot** · 03-17-11, 01:56 AM

I do. My explosive diarrhea makes the callers feel like they're on a magical wild ride.

**bokuma** · 03-17-11, 02:06 AM

Naw, had too many people ask what I was doing

**MexicanStallion** · 03-17-11, 02:09 AM

No I do not. My cell is usually in my room as it has been turning into a pricey watch.

**bobbyfk** · 03-17-11, 02:16 AM

yes, I do

**Gruntworker** · 03-17-11, 02:17 AM

Absolutely, although I'm usually the one making the call. It's easy to know when other people are calling you from the bathroom too with that echo :P.

**BigDaddy** · 03-17-11, 02:21 AM

never i wait until im done