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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Steak And Blowjob Day is today!
    March 14th... probably my favorite day of the year!

    For those of you that do not know:

    Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
    Go celebrate, boys!
  • donkdown
    Restricted User
    • 07-09-09
    • 4423

    #2
    LOL
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    • Full Time Hobo
      SBR MVP
      • 05-16-10
      • 2778

      #3


      Thanks Dad
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      • VegasInsider
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-12-10
        • 14593

        #4
        Yessir, I love this holiday.

        I'm looking forward to at least one of these things today....hopefully two!
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #5
          WHAT?!?!?

          how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

          thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
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          • Dad
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-26-08
            • 23245

            #6
            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
            WHAT?!?!?

            how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

            thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
            Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

            I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?
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            • THE PROFIT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-09
              • 17701

              #7
              In honor of this great day I will make my 17,000th post in this thread.

              Thanks, Daddy
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              • THE PROFIT
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-09
                • 17701

                #8
                Originally posted by Dad
                Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

                I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?
                you dont know what you're missing! Stealthy sucks a mean dik, and I know because I've got a mean dik
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                • FourLengthsClear
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-29-10
                  • 3808

                  #9
                  I didn't even get a card. Fukkin unreal.

                  For later, I am told that steak is a possibility but that my blowjob quota for the month is already exhausted.
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                  • homerbush
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-17-08
                    • 2317

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                    WHAT?!?!?

                    how long how this been around, and how come i've never heard of it?? unreal i'm missing out.

                    thanks for the heads up daddy i owe you a steak...and perhaps a blowjob.
                    If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
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                    • chilidog
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-05-09
                      • 10305

                      #11
                      Originally posted by homerbush

                      If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
                      I'm sorry to hear that for you.
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                      • stealthyburrito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-12-09
                        • 21562

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dad
                        Burrito, I have been celebrating this holiday for years. It's better than Christmas.

                        I'd go out for a steak anytime with you, Burrito. But how about a beer instead of a blowjob?


                        glad you substituted the bj with a beer, works good for all parties involved. daddy one day we will have to make steaks and beer happen.
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                        • B1GER1C828
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-31-07
                          • 10244

                          #13
                          to this day.
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                          • starfire
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-10
                            • 17045

                            #14
                            I just bt 2 1lbs RibEyes
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                            • blackbeSSt
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-06-08
                              • 9398

                              #15
                              im married have a 2 year old and wife's 6 months preggo. odds i get either of these:

                              yes +1000
                              no -10000
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                              • freeVICK
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-21-08
                                • 7114

                                #16
                                hell yes ill take a porter house
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                                • HotStreak
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-12-09
                                  • 3235

                                  #17
                                  Some girls might fall for this scam, but if they would, you prolly don't need to go through the trouble of telling them about it.
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                                  • ngates815
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-01-09
                                    • 13845

                                    #18
                                    g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day.


                                    I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
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                                    • chilidog
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-05-09
                                      • 10305

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by blackbeSSt
                                      im married have a 2 year old and wife's 6 months preggo. odds i get either of these:

                                      yes +1000
                                      no -10000
                                      haha, mine is 7 months preggo, so i'm in the same boat
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                                      • HotStreak
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-12-09
                                        • 3235

                                        #20
                                        Hamburger and Hand Job day.

                                        Fukin feminists.
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                                        • ouman101
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-02-09
                                          • 2815

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by homerbush
                                          If you are married this holiday does not really exist.
                                          Speak for yourself. Quit being a pussy and tell your wife to fuking give you knober.

                                          Originally posted by ngates815
                                          g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day. I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
                                          Answer is Yes. Why not drink beer while getting your bj?
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                                          • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-05-10
                                            • 2896

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ngates815
                                            g/f mentioned it to me today...Asked if I would settle for chicken and BJ day.


                                            I said I'll pass on the BJ, but will grill some chickens and drink some beers. Does that make me a homosexual?
                                            No, it means she owes you one later.
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                                            • Dad
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-26-08
                                              • 23245

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                              you dont know what you're missing! Stealthy sucks a mean dik, and I know because I've got a mean dik


                                              Congrats on 17k, Profit.
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                                              • opie1988
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-12-10
                                                • 23429

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dad


                                                Congrats on 17k, Profit.

                                                .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

                                                Much deserved I might add!!
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                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                                  .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

                                                  Much deserved I might add!!
                                                  posting & blowjobs are equally serious business
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                                                  • DwightShrute
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-17-09
                                                    • 103175

                                                    #26
                                                    Dad, Hello??!!

                                                    where are the pics?




                                                    Last edited by DwightShrute; 03-14-11, 02:13 PM.
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                                                    • tzMoney
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 04-16-10
                                                      • 331

                                                      #27
                                                      love it, nice dad
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21562

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by opie1988
                                                        .....and congrats on gettin' Stealthy to give you that blowjob you've always wanted from him!!

                                                        Much deserved I might add!!
                                                        i ain't no hollaback girl
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                                                        • Dad
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-26-08
                                                          • 23245

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                          Dad, Hello??!!

                                                          where are the pics?




                                                          You caught me slippin, Dwight.











                                                          Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 11-19-15, 11:38 AM. Reason: image does not exist
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                                                          • Squareguy
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 12-30-10
                                                            • 481

                                                            #30
                                                            My girlfriend says that we are only going to celebrate this holiday as much as we did Valentine's day. I gave her a card and took her out to eat!!! She says since she didn't get flowers, she does not have to abide by the rules.

                                                            Looks like it's time to get a new gf. lol
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                                                            • blackbeSSt
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-06-08
                                                              • 9398

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Squareguy
                                                              My girlfriend says that we are only going to celebrate this holiday as much as we did Valentine's day. I gave her a card and took her out to eat!!! She says since she didn't get flowers, she does not have to abide by the rules.

                                                              Looks like it's time to get a new gf. lol
                                                              i think 5 across the eye will solve her problem
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                                                              • stevek173
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 27598

                                                                #32
                                                                ROFL I love you Dad, I really do man.
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                                                                • princecharles
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 11-22-10
                                                                  • 827

                                                                  #33
                                                                  very very funny...read this several times..gonna make a new calender for myself!
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                                                                  • roninchow
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 03-07-11
                                                                    • 86

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What percentage of women on this forum?

                                                                    The steak is overrated, much better BJ. Great day
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                                                                    • paintball1084
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                                      • 261

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I just texted my GF. yea buddy
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