Any Cali posters try the Charlie Sheen weed yet?

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 10:42 AM

haven't tried it but will get the connect to ship some over.

won't try it, but will certainly push it.

i'll give you their reviews in a few.

i'm sure there will be lots of winning happening when its inhaled.

**shari91** · 03-07-11, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

haven't tried it but will get the connect to ship some over. won't try it, but will certainly push it. i'll give you their reviews in a few. i'm sure there will be lots of winning happening when its inhaled.

Haha awesome.

What do all the stars mean by Charlie Sheen and Diablo? Do you know? And if it's purely for 'medicinal' purposes how do people know which one to buy? Does the guy behind the counter help you figure out which type is best for your condition??

This stuff fascinates me. Have never been in an actual legal shop before and definitely didn't realise they had signage like a deli.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 12:22 PM

i'm assuming the stars mean they are new product/strain.

different strains have different effects on the body. there are, in a general sense, two basic types of weed: sativa and indica. sativa's are more of a "head high": uplifts moods and gives a sense of optimism. also provides pain relief for minor aches. contrary to popular stereotypes, it actually gives the user a feeling of increased energy, and is good if you have for daytime use. indicas generate more of a body high. better for aches and pains and often used in treating insomnia (i think i need some of this shit). they can generate a sluggish feeling, or "kill off", for lack of a better term, motivation receptors.

there are plenty of dispensaries, as they are known, in california. i believe there are closing in on ten thousand in the state alone. they are staffed by experts in everything ganja, or weedologists as i come to call them. so yes, they will help the patient find the strain best to fit their symptoms. they also have other goodies such as topical creams, food stuff containg THC for those that don't like to smoke or cannot smoke for whatever reason.

from the looks of it, the Charlie Sheen must be some potent shit. its the most expensive strain on the board along with venus. personally i wouldn't trust anything called charlie sheen cuz we all know charlie ain't simply smoking the herb. who knows what is laced in with the weed

**jjgold** · 03-07-11, 12:38 PM

Shari you do not even know what a fukkin weed is

Your drunk, do you know how to smoke weed??

Your a conservative right wing nut job

Shari you made my day

Stick the the cool aid and let me stick to the drugs

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 12:41 PM

and another thing, if you are truly interested in this stuff, i'd recommend a movie doco for ya. its called superhigh me. basically this comedian takes the premise of supersize me but applies it to marijuana, so he basically smokes weed all day everyday for a month. in doing so, he examines the conflict between state and federal jurisdiction in regards to the legality of marijuana. basically dispensaries are licensed by either the state or municipality to grow and distribute marijuana. they are held against strict standards to ensure the safety of the product and to the consumer. the federales were very thuggish under the bush admin, drawing up comparisons to the stormtroopers of hitler's germany. but obama backed off this policy, and has allowed dispensaries to conduct business free from harassment of federal enforcement.

it is really, really easy to obtain a script from a doctor allowing people to purchase marijuana. once you get this clearance, you can basically get it anytime you wish. i can guarantee if you or i moved there we would be able to obtain this script. the little one giving you bumps on the noggin?? check, there's your pass.

**shari91** · 03-07-11, 12:50 PM

Thank you Stealthy for your THOUGHTFUL and EDUCATED answer unlike this whoreshit below.

Originally posted by jjgold

Shari you do not even know what a fukkin weed is

Your drunk, do you know how to smoke weed??

Your a conservative right wing nut job

Shari you made my day

Stick the the cool aid and let me stick to the drugs

Listen twerp, just because I don't smoke it doesn't mean I can't be interested in it. I like learning about new things. Hell, I didn't even know there were different kinds of weed until I joined this bloody forum. I only thought there were differences based on where you got it from - not strains of the stuff.

Now go shove that dead skunk on your head, plate up some more crushed aspirin and post a video.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 12:57 PM

what is he doing here?? in the saloon??

anyway, do check out the doco if you're interested. its rather silly but provides great insight into the daily operations of a dispensary, the hstory of the conflict against mary-jane, and the overall culture of pot smoking. there are thousands, upon thousands of strains in existence. Amsterdam holds an annual cannibis cup which awards various honors to the best growers/strains. my friend's friend actually entered into the contest this past year. i need to ask him how he did, i'm sure he did well, cuz he is the most knowledgeable person on i know on the subject

**King Mayan** · 03-07-11, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Haha awesome.

What do all the stars mean by Charlie Sheen and Diablo? Do you know? And if it's purely for 'medicinal' purposes how do people know which one to buy? Does the guy behind the counter help you figure out which type is best for your condition??

This stuff fascinates me. Have never been in an actual legal shop before and definitely didn't realise they had signage like a deli.

Here in LA, weed shops are everywhere... And it is like a deli...

**Landscaper** · 03-07-11, 01:42 PM

Don't need weed shops to get my weed

Just grow your own

**jjgold** · 03-07-11, 01:51 PM

Weed shops definately have the watered down shit

Its not high potent quality

Shari your a square as far as drug use

Leave it to us heavy hitters, if we ever meet we can do lines together on my cement padio

**shari91** · 03-07-11, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Here in LA, weed shops are everywhere... And it is like a deli...

All of this happened after I moved from LA. Unreal that they have these everywhere now. I remember going with friends to little shops in Silverlake and Venice Beach that looked like clothing stores from the outside but they had bongs and stuff in the back. I was always worried the cops would bust in and we'd end up in the clink for years.

**blackbeSSt** · 03-07-11, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Weed shops definately have the watered down shit

Its not high potent quality

Shari your a square as far as drug use

Leave it to us heavy hitters, if we ever meet we can do lines together on my cement padio

yeah shari. and y'all can eat cole cuts together on the padio

**Grits n' Gravy** · 03-07-11, 02:30 PM

Just got a couple grams of it from Fed Ex with some other samples this morning before I left for work. Smells great and a lot of crystals. Will try some tonight after work.

JJ is clearly misinformed as most of the LA smoke shops have primo smoke and a bald old coke user is funny in the "that's just sad" kind of way.

**LUSabres** · 03-07-11, 02:39 PM

Damn, how much for a half?

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 03:12 PM

Half appears to be 220 according to board.

**jjgold** · 03-07-11, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

Just got a couple grams of it from Fed Ex with some other samples this morning before I left for work. Smells great and a lot of crystals. Will try some tonight after work.

JJ is clearly misinformed as most of the LA smoke shops have primo smoke and a bald old coke user is funny in the "that's just sad" kind of way.

Who sent it?

**shari91** · 03-07-11, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

Just got a couple grams of it from Fed Ex with some other samples this morning before I left for work. Smells great and a lot of crystals. Will try some tonight after work. JJ is clearly misinformed as most of the LA smoke shops have primo smoke and a bald old coke user is funny in the "that's just sad" kind of way.

What does this mean: "a lot of crystals"? There are crystals in weed? I thought there were only buds and those were the good things you looked for, no? Seriously (well, obviously) I have no clue.

**jjgold** · 03-07-11, 03:30 PM

Do they sell coke too??

I might move to Cali then, too hard to buy weed here and not worth to get caught

Sometimes I buy and try to get laid with it, basically offer it to them and hope to get laid but it never plays out that way

I end up with none and they smoke it all

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by shari91

What does this mean: "a lot of crystals"? There are crystals in weed? I thought there were only buds and those were the good things you looked for, no? Seriously (well, obviously) I have no clue.

"Crystals" are little particles on the bud that contain high concentrations of thc. So the more crystally the bud the more potent it will be. All depends on what seeds the grower has and whether or not they can germinate the little plant fellows properly.

Shari let me send you some sheen and you see how it is.

Shat call me and ill smoke you out, my treat.

**sickler** · 03-07-11, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do they sell coke too??

I might move to Cali then, too hard to buy weed here and not worth to get caught

Sometimes I buy and try to get laid with it, basically offer it to them and hope to get laid but it never plays out that way

I end up with none and they smoke it all

JJ, you're looking for crack whores. Flash $5 worth of crack and they'll blow ya for it.

Fill your pockets with crack, not weed.

**shari91** · 03-07-11, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

"Crystals" are little particles on the bud that contain high concentrations of thc. So the more crystally the bud the more potent it will be. All depends on what seeds the grower has and whether or not they can germinate the little plant fellows properly. Shari let me send you some sheen and you see how it is. Shat call me and ill smoke you out, my treat.

Now you call me Shat???!!!! I think I preferred Shar.

And while I appreciate the offer, honestly, I have a feeling that anything with those crystals on it would send me so far on my ass I'd be in a bigger hole than JJ's spreadsheet. So I'll have to pass. But thank you for the education.

From this forum now I've learned what kush is, how to check kite, how to bonus whore, the preferred songs to play if I ever decide to strip and want to extract the most money per note, what bulge to look for when trying to decipher between a tranny and just a chick with over enhanced parts in her nether region and what an ugly set of boobs look like. Oh and the intricacies of marijuana.

And who says SBR isn't all about the reviewing of sportsbooks??!!

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Now you call me Shat???!!!! I think I preferred Shar.

And while I appreciate the offer, honestly, I have a feeling that anything with those crystals on it would send me so far on my ass I'd be in a bigger hole than JJ's spreadsheet. So I'll have to pass. But thank you for the education.

From this forum now I've learned what kush is, how to check kite, how to bonus whore, the preferred songs to play if I ever decide to strip and want to extract the most money per note, what bulge to look for when trying to decipher between a tranny and just a chick with over enhanced parts in her nether region and what an ugly set of boobs look like. Oh and the intricacies of marijuana.

And who says SBR isn't all about the reviewing of sportsbooks??!!

Sorry im posting and driving.

We'll start slow with middies, not the heady stuff like in cali so you don't reach tier three of smokedom.

And what's this about stripping? Yougot some special moves?

**spankie** · 03-07-11, 05:36 PM

i wouldnt fukn ever buy from a dispensary, they rename shit, rename clones, rename everything, who knows what the fuk u get and where the fuk its been. everytime theres some new fuken news story or headline they fuken rename an existing strain, and vwalla, they have a new strain.

i mean come on, it takes months of breeding to create a new strain, these fukrs come out overnight with a new strain.

it is physically impossible to just create new shit overnight.

crystals? holy fuk. it's called a trichome, and they grow in diff sizes/shape depending on genetics. there are 3 main types of trichomes-bulbous, capitate-sessile, and capitate-stalked.

stealthyburito, trichome volume has no direct correlation to potency, sorry charlie.

so what is charlie sheen lineage supposed to be comprised of?

**talnted** · 03-07-11, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

what is he doing here?? in the saloon??

anyway, do check out the doco if you're interested. its rather silly but provides great insight into the daily operations of a dispensary, the hstory of the conflict against mary-jane, and the overall culture of pot smoking. there are thousands, upon thousands of strains in existence. Amsterdam holds an annual cannibis cup which awards various honors to the best growers/strains. my friend's friend actually entered into the contest this past year. i need to ask him how he did, i'm sure he did well, cuz he is the most knowledgeable person on i know on the subject

Im pretty sure your confused here man,

Super high me doesnt really offer that much insight into the history or operational aspects of marijuana. It just documents one guys experiences.

The real documentary that I think you are confusing this with is called "The Union." Its incredibly well done, and gives you all the information you listed above. It literally talks about the history and business of a very complex industry. One of my favorite all time documentaries, and ive seen quiet a few in my day.

Its available to steam instantly on Netflix, I highly advise everyone to check it out.

hell yea, loon point and sbr post points while clarifying your confusion all in one post. Im ouuutttttt

**superwerewolf6** · 03-07-11, 06:02 PM

wow didnt know prices down there were so high

**stealthyburrito** · 03-07-11, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by talnted

Im pretty sure your confused here man,

Super high me doesnt really offer that much insight into the history or operational aspects of marijuana. It just documents one guys experiences.

The real documentary that I think you are confusing this with is called "The Union." Its incredibly well done, and gives you all the information you listed above. It literally talks about the history and business of a very complex industry. One of my favorite all time documentaries, and ive seen quiet a few in my day.

Its available to steam instantly on Netflix, I highly advise everyone to check it out.

hell yea, loon point and sbr post points while clarifying your confusion all in one post. Im ouuutttttt

you are correct, my mistake.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-07-11, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Weed shops definately have the watered down shit

Its not high potent quality

Shari your a square as far as drug use

Leave it to us heavy hitters, if we ever meet we can do lines together on my cement padio

A "consultant" and a "Moderator" talking about weed....corporate needs to get a hold of their personnel and discuss the policy on how employee's behavior reflects on the overall site. This is definitely a huge concern from a corporate standpoint.

SBR should delete this thread immediately and call these two in for a piss test

**kmarinouofm** · 03-07-11, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Haha awesome.

What do all the stars mean by Charlie Sheen and Diablo? Do you know? And if it's purely for 'medicinal' purposes how do people know which one to buy? Does the guy behind the counter help you figure out which type is best for your condition??

This stuff fascinates me. Have never been in an actual legal shop before and definitely didn't realise they had signage like a deli.

it either means its new or on special

this club must be down in LA or Inland empire.. because in the Bay area where i LIve 70$ for an 8th would never happen

Originally posted by jjgold

Weed shops definately have the watered down shit

Its not high potent quality

Shari your a square as far as drug use

Leave it to us heavy hitters, if we ever meet we can do lines together on my cement padio

Uhh NO.. not at all.. look up Harborside San Jose & Oakland, MHPC, Elemental Wellness.. These shops in north cali have the best and grow some of their own strains.. not watered down at all

especially since they carry my strains..

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Half appears to be 220 according to board.

Yup taxing in my opinion.. i would love to try it.. does anyone know if it's a hybrid? a sativa? or indica?

i bet it's just a really nice kush strain that they hadn't named yet..

Originally posted by superwerewolf6

wow didnt know prices down there were so high

yup LA is silly.. them fools come up to see me all the time and we take care of them.. because love is love

**King Mayan** · 03-07-11, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by sickler

JJ, you're looking for crack whores. Flash $5 worth of crack and they'll blow ya for it.

Fill your pockets with crack, not weed.

that's a fukked up pic...

**White Rhino** · 03-07-11, 08:07 PM

I would do her to get the sheen weed.

**stealthyburrito** · 03-08-11, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

Uhh NO.. not at all.. look up Harborside San Jose & Oakland, MHPC, Elemental Wellness.. These shops in north cali have the best and grow some of their own strains.. not watered down at all

especially since they carry my strains..

didn't even read jj's post till you quoted it. shows you how much he knows about the game

you sure as fukk won't find anything better in the states. maybe if you go overseas you will find better but that's about it.

**Dutch** · 03-08-11, 12:43 PM

It takes a year or more to create a stable new strain. This Charlie Sheen shit is just some skunk strain like Pineapple express was.

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 03-08-11, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Dutch

It takes a year or more to create a stable new strain. This Charlie Sheen shit is just some skunk strain like Pineapple express was.

Right. They just use the name to market it and make it more popular. Thats like the kid that has the "kush" or the "hydro" or the "arizona" haha

**Grits n' Gravy** · 03-08-11, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by Dutch

It takes a year or more to create a stable new strain. This Charlie Sheen shit is just some skunk strain like Pineapple express was.

that's all it seems to be. smoked a lot like northern lights strains. pretty strong head high, but i'll stick to my usuals. was a smart marketing move though.

thanks for answering shari's crystal question stealthy.

a friend ships it to me jj and the shops do not sell blow.