Curry farts

**Deuce** · 02-24-11, 01:44 AM

I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.

**stealthyburrito** · 02-24-11, 01:51 AM

never good, i'm already a gassy fellow but curry just makes things that much worse. if im on a date i feel like i'm going to internally combust.

**SoV** · 02-24-11, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.

Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

Felt like a smurf.

**onetrickpony** · 02-24-11, 02:00 AM

try eating that everyday

**YorkHunt** · 02-24-11, 02:02 AM

Curry is good though...aftermath is trouble!

**warriorfan707** · 02-24-11, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by SoV

Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

Felt like a smurf.

I threw up blood the one time I drank everclear

Ended up in a hottub with all my clothes on in a Tim Hardaway jersey

never been so hammered in my life it wasnt even fun

**THE PROFIT** · 02-24-11, 02:13 AM

I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore

**samdapatriotsfan** · 02-24-11, 02:15 AM

Ask me about my explosive diarrhea

**SoV** · 02-24-11, 02:30 AM

Feels like my asshole is being fried.

**shawnkang** · 02-24-11, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

**onetrickpony** · 02-24-11, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by shawnkang

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

whats there then??

**SoV** · 02-24-11, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by shawnkang

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

Hahahahahha, buried him.

**warriorfan707** · 02-24-11, 02:52 AM

**SoV** · 02-24-11, 02:56 AM

Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.

**onetrickpony** · 02-24-11, 02:58 AM

Originally posted by SoV

Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.

make a video

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-24-11, 02:59 AM

Curry farts smell really bad. Although I can stand the smell of my own farts (curry or beans or cheese or whatever) I have this one indian chick that I bone from time to time that I cannot let stay the night. She's a good bang but she farts in her sleep a whole lot. Curry farts from chicks is a no no. She has to come, bang it, and leave, no staying the night for her. Too bad too cuz she's kinda hot. I just cant deal with the sleep farts. Who can though?

**YorkHunt** · 02-24-11, 04:26 AM

Use pepto bismol

**stevek173** · 02-24-11, 10:08 AM

have you ever noticed

when you sleep with a new broad, your body has an instinct, at least mine does, holds in all gas overnight

then i go to take my morning leak

and my fart is like a minute long jet stream

so weird or maybe it's just me

wears off by date 3 though

**mighty maron** · 02-24-11, 10:13 AM

I didnt know tim had a gas problem

**Dad** · 02-24-11, 04:00 PM

yuck