The Woman In My Avitar Is The Lady Stevey175 Gave Me

**sickler** · 02-23-11, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Did Stevey set me up here?????????????

Something is going on with her and him

They might of played a sick fukkin joke on me

More like the whole thing was fabricated in private between JJ and Steve.

**RealSlimShady** · 02-23-11, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Did Stevey set me up here????????????? Something is going on with her and him They might of played a sick fukkin joke on me

Just like how you said I set you up with the Shari pics and clowned you?

**jjgold** · 02-23-11, 08:24 PM

fuk you tough guy

**stevek173** · 02-23-11, 08:32 PM

Just in case there was any question whose side I am on here J; I sent this:

"To: NancyG11756@xxxxxxx

From: Steve35474@xxxxxxx 804 PM

Nancy.

There is an expression, maybe you have heard it - "Bros before Hoes".
Consider this email to be deliverance of that concept from me to you.

Let me spell it out for you. One of 3 people in this situation acted in error - YOU. I do admit that J gets pretty excited but you would think a heffer like you would find a way to be complimented by it. I will get back to that though.

I met you on the dating site yes. I didn't say it at the time but when you showed up you were NO LESS THAN 60 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN ANY OF YOUR PICTURES WOULD INDICATE. I have a good pokerface so I acted like it was Ok as I painfully watched you wolf down your food at dinner. I wanted to throw up. I promised myself going in I would be a gentleman no matter what, and I am a man who keeps my promises. I wanted to make you feel pretty and get some confidence going for you so that maybe it would work out for you and the next guy. You COULD HAVE been a decent person before I showed up there and said "hey these pictures are a little old" or "hey here is an updated picture" and then shown me your fat ass. But NO you HAD TO PUT ME THROUGH it didn't you? In finance we call this a simple "bait and switch". You are proof of why an "escape route" is needed for blind dates. Still all the same time I was willing to let it go and even tried to send you a little slice of happiness in the form of my boy here.

And you have the nerve, the audacity, to disrespect him? After he was willing to travel 6 hours each way, in the snow covered roads to please your fat ass? Girl you can disrespect me, that's fine. But you DO NOT disrespect my boy after YOU led him on in the skype chats. he was nothing but good to you and now you are going of play the role of the victim? Sweetie please. If you want to really be a victim I can have a hundred friends send raunchy spam to your employer from 100 different proxy servers from all over the world tomorrow and we can call it a day.

Or, you can NOT contact me again. NOT contact J again, he is better than fat trash like you. And I REQUIRE YOU to change your photos on the dating site - I WILL be looking..I do not want you putting other handsome gentlemen like myself through what you put me through this weekend.

So, go wolf down 80 chicken wings and a tub of Ben and Jerry's and have a good life.

Clean it up, and **** off and don't EVER **** with one of my boys again.

-Steves"

**stevek173** · 02-23-11, 08:47 PM

"To: Steve35474@xxxxxxx

From: NancyG11756@xxxxxxx 842 pm

Contact me again and I call the police you jerk!"

Wow what a dramaqueen.

**jjgold** · 02-23-11, 09:17 PM

Stevey what is going on??

Thanks for sticking up for me!!!!!!!!!

**stevek173** · 02-23-11, 09:23 PM

No problem man this bitch was loco

I'll find some good ones just need a little time

**opie1988** · 02-23-11, 09:48 PM

You're a good dude. Stevie! That's how its done.

**jjgold** · 02-23-11, 10:09 PM

I fall in love pretty quick even without meeting someone

I swear if I had a girl I would wine and dine her with gifts like a big shot

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-23-11, 10:13 PM

Wait... she's a fat heffer???? So why all the drama????????

JJGode?????? You can do better!!!!!

**jjgold** · 02-23-11, 11:10 PM

Back to gambling actually
Relieved its over

Some guys get girls with no effort

I give 400% and get nothing

**opie1988** · 02-23-11, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Back to gambling actually
Relieved its over

Some guys get girls with no effort

I give 400% and get nothing

You'll get 'em, bro.

You're too good looking of a dude to strike out for long!

Keep your chin up. Its always darkest before dawn.

I see a cougar in your very near future.......

**wtf** · 02-23-11, 11:40 PM

OMG

this thread is FUKIN FULL OF WIN

steve for potm , no doubt

i wonder if that pig read the whole email from steve

**donkdown** · 02-24-11, 12:01 AM

[COLOR=#000000 !important]Its cool JJ, go slow with it and shit'll work out. The distance thing is no big deal, and is nice as it'll give you space when you want it and she can't just suddenly show up at your door. This makes it easier for throwing bubble gum to kids out your window.[/COLOR]

**jjgold** · 02-24-11, 07:04 AM

Ok last night was cool

no talking online to ladies

gambled and watched games and it felt real good

Thanks men for all your support

**hubie69** · 02-24-11, 08:55 AM

Keep your chin up JJ

**JMobile** · 02-24-11, 09:41 AM

JJ, you still got your right hand brother. It's all good.
If you lived in my area, I would try and hook you up with a San Diegan.
Bros before Hoes.

**Aussiecapper101** · 02-24-11, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Just in case there was any question whose side I am on here J; I sent this:

"To: NancyG11756@xxxxxxx

From: Steve35474@xxxxxxx 804 PM

Nancy.

There is an expression, maybe you have heard it - "Bros before Hoes".
Consider this email to be deliverance of that concept from me to you.

Let me spell it out for you. One of 3 people in this situation acted in error - YOU. I do admit that J gets pretty excited but you would think a heffer like you would find a way to be complimented by it. I will get back to that though.

I met you on the dating site yes. I didn't say it at the time but when you showed up you were NO LESS THAN 60 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN ANY OF YOUR PICTURES WOULD INDICATE. I have a good pokerface so I acted like it was Ok as I painfully watched you wolf down your food at dinner. I wanted to throw up. I promised myself going in I would be a gentleman no matter what, and I am a man who keeps my promises. I wanted to make you feel pretty and get some confidence going for you so that maybe it would work out for you and the next guy. You COULD HAVE been a decent person before I showed up there and said "hey these pictures are a little old" or "hey here is an updated picture" and then shown me your fat ass. But NO you HAD TO PUT ME THROUGH it didn't you? In finance we call this a simple "bait and switch". You are proof of why an "escape route" is needed for blind dates. Still all the same time I was willing to let it go and even tried to send you a little slice of happiness in the form of my boy here.

And you have the nerve, the audacity, to disrespect him? After he was willing to travel 6 hours each way, in the snow covered roads to please your fat ass? Girl you can disrespect me, that's fine. But you DO NOT disrespect my boy after YOU led him on in the skype chats. he was nothing but good to you and now you are going of play the role of the victim? Sweetie please. If you want to really be a victim I can have a hundred friends send raunchy spam to your employer from 100 different proxy servers from all over the world tomorrow and we can call it a day.

Or, you can NOT contact me again. NOT contact J again, he is better than fat trash like you. And I REQUIRE YOU to change your photos on the dating site - I WILL be looking..I do not want you putting other handsome gentlemen like myself through what you put me through this weekend.

So, go wolf down 80 chicken wings and a tub of Ben and Jerry's and have a good life.

Clean it up, and **** off and don't EVER **** with one of my boys again.

-Steves"

Now thats what I'm talking about man, great email dude, funny as all shit and straight to the point, you sure didnt leave much unsaid!!

All good JJ plenty more fish in the sea

**hubie69** · 02-24-11, 02:12 PM

Funny thread guys, had me crackin up. JJ, you clearly didn't bust out the al green or Marvin Gaye like I told you to. What did you expect?

**daimoshokage** · 02-24-11, 02:18 PM

staged

**hubie69** · 02-24-11, 02:28 PM

staged

**Tommy_de1st** · 02-24-11, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I fall in love pretty quick even without meeting someone I swear if I had a girl I would wine and dine her with gifts like a big shot

You guys made my day

**Chimneyfish** · 02-24-11, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

"To: Steve35474@xxxxxxx

From: NancyG11756@xxxxxxx 842 pm

Contact me again and I call the police you jerk!"

This is how you can tell this whole thing was fake. It sounds exactly like a guy trying to sound like a girl. He also should have been more creative with the e-mail addresses instead of having them both just be a name with five random digits after.

Good effort nevertheless.

**hubie69** · 02-24-11, 03:56 PM

Still very funny

**clip1** · 02-24-11, 04:10 PM

come on guys now you ruined it jj never gonna make meltdown video