Saying something regrettable and then feeling bad about it

**Cuse0323** · 02-21-11, 03:20 PM

**Wulfman14** · 02-21-11, 03:32 PM

yes i have regretted stuff i have said , esp when i get upset i say stupid ass shit to try and hurt the person.

**eidolon** · 02-21-11, 04:08 PM

if it's funny 97% of the time, it's worth the 3% of awkwardness.

**kiefynugs** · 02-21-11, 05:33 PM

what does a double lung transplant have to do with sucking cock?

**emoney** · 02-21-11, 06:19 PM

One night in my bowling league I said that I would give my left arm to never leave another ten pin. There is a guy in the league who has only one arm and ofcourse he was bowling right next to us. I am not really sure whether he heard me or not, but I have always felt bad about it.

**sickler** · 02-21-11, 06:35 PM

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?

Me: Where's my underwear?

**jgray** · 02-21-11, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by eidolon

if it's funny 97% of the time, it's worth the 3% of awkwardness.

Agree. This kind of humor adds color to our lives. Besides, almost everything said offends someone. In the end who gives a crap?

**36mafia** · 02-21-11, 08:48 PM

LOL youre a funny guy stevek

for the question. no, everything i say, i say with a big fuckin smile on my face

**Landscaper** · 02-21-11, 09:00 PM

Ya I know what u mean... My friend I hadn't seen in awhile had a vasectomy and then managed to still get his wife pregnant. I Say to him damn I saw the mailman bringing your mail up to the door for awhile now..U better have that kid tested and make sure it's yours. He says well I cant my wife miss carried.

I felt like such an asshole..and am starting to feel like that again. Thanks Steve going to package store now, going to get a bottle of booze

**Jimmy Proffett** · 02-21-11, 09:42 PM

A friend and I were going back and forth with insults, just dumb shit. I said to him, "Did your parents have any kids that lived?" Little did I know his mom actually did have a stillborn between him and his older sister. Oops.

**SportsMushroom** · 02-22-11, 09:13 AM

yeah one time i was with a group of friends and i brought up one girls mother for some strange reason

the bad thing was I had recently learned she had died when she was yound and had completely forgotten about it