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  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #1
    Will answer all PENIS related questions for points
    Yes u finally have a penis expert at sbr.

    big or small. fat or pencil thin. cut or uncut. does not matter im here.

    small guys dont be ashamed, i have no miracles to fix ur problem but i have advice.

    big guys we often take this for granted, but we have to make sure WE both get ours including ur girl.

    TRY ME!

    Disclaimer: Will not answer any homosexual questions regarding penis play in homosex.
  • doublej95
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-26-10
    • 14094

    #2
    what is the best lotion to use for wacking off
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    • nyplayer33
      Restricted User
      • 09-27-06
      • 8303

      #3
      Who enjoys intercourse more females or males in your opinion. I think females enjoy it physically more and men emotionally/ego/manhood
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      • elgreco
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 12-16-09
        • 988

        #4
        I started a trend.
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        • do5000
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 06-06-08
          • 853

          #5
          this is a fantastic thread!
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          • acarmelo1
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-29-09
            • 6321

            #6
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            • cant call it
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-29-10
              • 8817

              #7
              why does it hang to the right?
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??
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                • swaindexter
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-27-07
                  • 1228

                  #9
                  This is too funny..............
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                  • downsouth
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-13-11
                    • 11580

                    #10
                    What's the best lube to use if I am blindly putting it in a gloryhole?
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                    • zam77
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-03-10
                      • 3586

                      #11
                      Is it a good idea or bad idea to take your penis into this place if your straight.

                      www.flexbaths.com
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                      • saints7011
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-21-09
                        • 5544

                        #12
                        a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?
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                        • cant call it
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-29-10
                          • 8817

                          #13
                          Is it normal for it to look like my pubic hair took my penis hostage??
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                          • swaindexter
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-27-07
                            • 1228

                            #14
                            At least this post is not limp.................
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                            • wildbill044
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 05-02-10
                              • 316

                              #15
                              Originally posted by saints7011
                              a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?

                              saw an article once about a guy who actually did use a threaded nut as a cock ring, which swelled it up to the point of bursting. he went to the hospital and they had to take a saw and cut it (the nut) off. I don't know if it went kabluey though.

                              I can tell you not to leave your dick in a pressurized pump too long or you will get permanent scarring/ black spots on your bellhead.
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                              • wildbill044
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 05-02-10
                                • 316

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??

                                not trying to hijack the thread but shave, not trim, shave a 1/2 to 3/4 " band around the base of the shaft. trim the hair above it and remove any excess that might be "hiding" your little buddy.

                                points not necessary.
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                                • Bluedragon
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-30-10
                                  • 3484

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by swaindexter
                                  At least this post is not limp.................
                                  Ya, it's hard for me to find a comment here...lol
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                                  • doublej95
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 14094

                                    #18
                                    WTF, where is OTP at I want to get off and need my question answered
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                                    • Socrates
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 02-24-10
                                      • 923

                                      #19
                                      I"m going to start a pussy thread. I'm an expert at getting a hold of some of that..
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                                      • onetrickpony
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-23-10
                                        • 9434

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by doublej95
                                        what is the best lotion to use for wacking off
                                        Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion.

                                        Originally posted by nyplayer33
                                        Who enjoys intercourse more females or males in your opinion. I think females enjoy it physically more and men emotionally/ego/manhood
                                        Females. To women sex is more than just sex, they are complex breed and we cannot answer any more due to our expertise in PENIS.

                                        Originally posted by downsouth
                                        What's the best lube to use if I am blindly putting it in a gloryhole?
                                        Sir, Please read our disclaimer.

                                        Originally posted by saints7011
                                        a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?
                                        The daily recommended amounts one should masturbate is 1-4 times a day. If any physical or psychological changes occur please lower the amount of times a day drastically.

                                        Originally posted by zam77
                                        Is it a good idea or bad idea to take your penis into this place if your straight. www.flexbaths.com
                                        Zam, in our experience the only way to find out is if you do it yourself and please report back.

                                        Originally posted by cant call it
                                        Is it normal for it to look like my pubic hair took my penis hostage??
                                        Normal is a vague term, should be applied by the individual. If it looks hijacked either trim, shave or get it braided.
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                                        • onetrickpony
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-23-10
                                          • 9434

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cant call it
                                          why does it hang to the right?
                                          It can be due to overdoing in either sex or masturbation, no easy fix except a penis extender which should fix curvature in 4-6 months.

                                          Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                          how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??
                                          Get rid of all of it, even the ball sac.
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                                          • doublej95
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-26-10
                                            • 14094

                                            #22
                                            Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion.



                                            If i get some friction burns OTP i'm going to be pissed.
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                                            • onetrickpony
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-23-10
                                              • 9434

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by doublej95
                                              Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion. If i get some friction burns OTP i'm going to be pissed.
                                              Remember not to go too fast, the key is to pace yourself.
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                                              • elgreco
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 12-16-09
                                                • 988

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by onetrickpony

                                                Sir, Please read our disclaimer.

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                                                • doublej95
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-26-10
                                                  • 14094

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by onetrickpony

                                                  Remember not to go too fast, the key is to pace yourself.
                                                  I hope you have good Malpractice insurance, If i get burns I'm suing for 50,000 SBR points.
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                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 21562

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by wildbill044
                                                    not trying to hijack the thread but shave, not trim, shave a 1/2 to 3/4 " band around the base of the shaft. trim the hair above it and remove any excess that might be "hiding" your little buddy. points not necessary.
                                                    sound advice widbill

                                                    you and otp should open up a practice together
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                                                    • 36mafia
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-08-09
                                                      • 2389

                                                      #27
                                                      my dick is tiny. i mean its so tiny i piss on my balls in the morning

                                                      whats the best method to increase cock size
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                                                      • Winner_13
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-04-10
                                                        • 1744

                                                        #28
                                                        wtf..when did being circumsized become so popular..girls outlook on that.
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                                                        • trixtrix
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 04-13-06
                                                          • 1897

                                                          #29
                                                          how many will fit in your sister?
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                                                          • onetrickpony
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-23-10
                                                            • 9434

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by 36mafia
                                                            my dick is tiny. i mean its so tiny i piss on my balls in the morning whats the best method to increase cock size
                                                            Jelqing or surgery.
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                                                            • Gio21
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-13-09
                                                              • 1594

                                                              #31
                                                              I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?
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                                                              • rsnnh12
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-26-10
                                                                • 3487

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Gio21
                                                                I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?
                                                                You know when you're feeling a girls breast, and it feels like a bag of sand?

                                                                She used to love to dirty talk. I'd be nailin her, and she'd be like, "awww, you're nailin me... cool"

                                                                Lol 40 Year Old Virgin is a great movie
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                                                                • onetrickpony
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-23-10
                                                                  • 9434

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Gio21
                                                                  I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?
                                                                  Well not exactly, it is a common myth. Why not use it? Are you turning into a sissy boy?
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                                                                  • Gio21
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-13-09
                                                                    • 1594

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by rsnnh12

                                                                    You know when you're feeling a girls breast, and it feels like a bag of sand?

                                                                    She used to love to dirty talk. I'd be nailin her, and she'd be like, "awww, you're nailin me... cool"

                                                                    Lol 40 Year Old Virgin is a great movie
                                                                    It is a great movie! Cracks me up everytime!

                                                                    Originally posted by onetrickpony

                                                                    Well not exactly, it is a common myth. Why not use it? Are you turning into a sissy boy?
                                                                    All the girls are scared of it and my hands arent big enough
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                                                                    • onetrickpony
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                                      • 9434

                                                                      #35
                                                                      im not dicking around i will answer all q's for points.
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