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  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #36
    I really don't know but have received several compliments.

    I once woke up & there was a chik on the edge of the bed getting dressed. My fukin head was spinning I was so fuked up hungover & didnt even know where I was. When I realized I was in my bed I closed one eye to focus & there was a hot ass chik getting dressed.

    She said "I had a really good time last night, I'd love to see you again" I know the look on my face had to look stupid as fuk because I couldnt remember a fukin thing past about 8pm last night & none of it involved her. I said probably the shittiest thing ever, I told her to leave her name & number downstairs on the coffee table & I rolled back over & passed back out.

    according to witnesses I picked her up at closing time at Baileys Pub & we were the 2 drunkest people in the fukin bar.

    Anyway, I didnt call her but a week later she came by the apartment while I wasnt there & talked to my neighbor who was a fuk buddy. She left a note under my door & when me & my neighbor came home from the bar that night we read it. My neighbor said I had to go out with this girl because she was so sweet.

    Her letter was sweet, so I called her, met her, the date lasted about 15 minutes, I told the cunt to get out & dont ever come back. She was a pushy ass bitch for someone who I had fuked while drunk, cant deal with that stalky clingy shit
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    • jayroy25
      SBR MVP
      • 11-18-09
      • 1578

      #37
      Just start with the foreplay and oral then stick it in her when she is close then you still goin when she already got hers
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      • shaggy3000
        Restricted User
        • 12-29-09
        • 5801

        #38
        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
        I really don't know but have received several compliments. I once woke up & there was a chik on the edge of the bed getting dressed. My fukin head was spinning I was so fuked up hungover & didnt even know where I was. When I realized I was in my bed I closed one eye to focus & there was a hot ass chik getting dressed. She said "I had a really good time last night, I'd love to see you again" I know the look on my face had to look stupid as fuk because I couldnt remember a fukin thing past about 8pm last night & none of it involved her. I said probably the shittiest thing ever, I told her to leave her name & number downstairs on the coffee table & I rolled back over & passed back out. according to witnesses I picked her up at closing time at Baileys Pub & we were the 2 drunkest people in the fukin bar. Anyway, I didnt call her but a week later she came by the apartment while I wasnt there & talked to my neighbor who was a fuk buddy. She left a note under my door & when me & my neighbor came home from the bar that night we read it. My neighbor said I had to go out with this girl because she was so sweet. Her letter was sweet, so I called her, met her, the date lasted about 15 minutes, I told the cunt to get out & dont ever come back. She was a pushy ass bitch for someone who I had fuked while drunk, cant deal with that stalky clingy shit
        come on Profit Clingy chick are the BEST! they cook for you clean for you they will do anything for you. and you always have ass on tap... i have one clingy chick hit me up after an ex broke up with me ( and i told her i wasnt getting in a relationship with her ) and she was over doing my laundry, cooking, dishes, homework, and giving up the booty all the time. yeah she might not have been the best in bed but she didnt care when i hooked back up with the ex ( hell it made here try harder ) she would catch me with other girls and didnt care. Hell by the end of the summer i had bringing me other girls over to ****. they just want to feel like a girlfriend just for a while.
        i love clingy girls. once you just pretend to care about their problems and say your right without meaning it theyre the best. theyll be cooking and cleaning and getting naked all the time.
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #39
          Originally posted by csm506
          About a seven, is this something we should be discussing LOL
          lol, prolly not. Shows how bored some of us are...
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          • JMobile
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-21-10
            • 19074

            #40
            I never understood this question.
            All the young girls my age seem to ditch me the day after.
            All the older women seem to text me a couple days after for more action.
            So I dunno which one counts more?
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #41
              Originally posted by JMobile
              I never understood this question.
              All the young girls my age seem to ditch me the day after.
              All the older women seem to text me a couple days after for more action.
              So I dunno which one counts more?
              stick with the milfs mobiler.

              they will always appreciate your cokk more.
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              • shari91
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-23-10
                • 32661

                #42
                No complaints
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                • no1here
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-09
                  • 5914

                  #43
                  do onto the other as you would want them to do upon you,
                  the goal is to climax together, not one then the other
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82776

                    #44
                    Originally posted by no1here
                    do onto the other as you would want them to do upon you,
                    the goal is to climax together, not one then the other
                    You are very wrong on this one. What if one doesn't want to climax? You think every time you buy an escort she is all thinking on the way to meet you that she wants to climax with you?
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                    • hornsrgrt
                      Restricted User
                      • 02-11-10
                      • 1560

                      #45
                      Originally posted by DwightShrute
                      last girl said I wasn't a good lover. I can't understand how someone can say that after only 2 minutes
                      How are you able to last that long?
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                      • GettingScrilla
                        Restricted User
                        • 10-29-10
                        • 314

                        #46
                        ...In even worse news I looked at my girlfriends drivers license and realized she received an F for sex...no wonder...im f'd!!!!
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                        • Chugs
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-01-09
                          • 1560

                          #47
                          Golf and sex the two things you dont have to be good at to enjoy...
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                          • DwightShrute
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-17-09
                            • 103157

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Chugs
                            Golf and sex the two things you dont have to be good at to enjoy...
                            and good sleep
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                            • 20Four7
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-08-07
                              • 6703

                              #49
                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                              Depends, sober I am a 5 when I got some yayo or Molly in me I am a 9
                              Yaho doesn't hurt the hard on. On Molly it can be a chore to get hard, however once your there, it's going rock and roll.
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                              • Dark Horse
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-14-05
                                • 13764

                                #50
                                Higher than 10.

                                Insanely good.
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                                • Joe Dogs
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-20-09
                                  • 1931

                                  #51
                                  Very good....I get more ass then a toilet seat.
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                                  • nenad
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 08-12-09
                                    • 714

                                    #52
                                    too good to be true
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