How good are you at sex?

[mrmarket]

I have a feeling with all the studs hanging around here the mean is going to high. Simple question though, on a scale of 1-10 how good do you consider yourself at making love?

I rate myself 3/10. When I make love on a women I usually get some reaction other than my self satisfied grunt.

JJ also cannot post in this thread as he is considered an outlier skewing the results due to his well known "monsoon" effect on women.

[ngates815]

I get mine, then I get out.

I'm not a gracious lover.

[jjgold]

I am probably a 3

[wtf]

I am probably a 3

was not asking your cock size dufus

[iifold]

ask Shari...

[OmgUrMom]

3.14/10

[DwightShrute]

last girl said I wasn't a good lover. I can't understand how someone can say that after only 2 minutes

[blackbeSSt]

3.14/10

you're pi at sex

[stevek173]

I'm pretty advanced here for a variety of reasons, don't mean to sound cocky, just being honest.

I just love women in every facet and I drink so much that my erections last so damn long because often I am so drunk I can't even get off.

I thoroughly love cunnilingus and analingus.

I know it is a little sick, but they just do it for me.

So I give myself a modest 8.5 only because sometimes when I am sober I blow it quick.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I am a 10. Women like me because I ask questions and listen to their answers. Then I ask more. I look into their eyes and let them know when I think they are special.
Forplay for me and is every wakin moment until we make love.

[Bostongambler]

I'm so good I scream my name out.

[Mikail]

I rate as an 8 out of 10 that's all the info you will get out of me regarding this subject.

[pavyracer]

I'd say I'm a 5. But who cares? It's not like women chose men for their sexual abilities in bed anymore. In the year 2010 you can buy any woman you want for the right price.

[WeinketoWarrick]

I'm a spinal tap reference.

[jkilla990]

Prob like a 7 because im persistent and i dont try to just get mine and dip

[whatsgood5]

I don't care.

I'm only concerned about getting my nut.

[forloveofthegame]

ever seen the 40-year old virgin? yeah thats me

[hustla]

11/10

[Zenyatta 19-1]

depends on the woman...last gf i had was the classiest woman out of bed but when we got in bed This Lebanese Stallion treated her like the dirtiest of dirty whores. She loved every second of it. There wasnt 1 thing we didnt do. She loved to do the nastiest thing you can do during sex (no piss or shitting stuff) if you dont know what that is then look it up. She is currently dating a Detroit Swat Cop and comes back weekly because the sex was so nasty.....any other girl that doesnt like nasty sex i would rate myself a 5 because sometimes its so boring i cant get up.

[ProfaneReality]

rather bet a midnight hawaii game than get my dick wet.

[james4512]

rather bet a midnight hawaii basketball game than get my dick wet.

yeah

[QuantumLeap]

I'm pretty advanced here for a variety of reasons, don't mean to sound cocky, just being honest.

I just love women in every facet and I drink so much that my erections last so damn long because often I am so drunk I can't even get off.

I thoroughly love cunnilingus and analingus.

I know it is a little sick, but they just do it for me.

So I give myself a modest 8.5 only because sometimes when I am sober I blow it quick.

Same thing for me except I've never tried the analingus. Even if I don't drink it still takes me a while to get off so I take my time and try different positions. Besides, the longer I last the more pleasure I feel.

I regularly have women call me later that night to thank me for doing such a great job. I think it's not so much that I'm good, it's that I take time to pleasure them and most of the time they aren't used to that.

[unde0087]

this thread was so wide open for an old style your mom joke but couldn't do it

[saintjames]

good enuff 2 stay single

[DwightShrute]

[statnerds]

this thread was so wide open for an old style your mom joke but couldn't do it

First thing I thought of too, OP asking for someone to slam his mom (pun intended?)

[sickler]

There are pros and cons to everything.

Cons

I'm not romantic. Harlequin fans expecting whisperings of sweet nothings in the ear during foreplay would be disappointed.

I'm average-sized in the pants. This would only be a con for size queens wanting horsie-hung.

Although I'm in good shape for my age, I am 40, so not as much stamina as years past.

Pros

I'm an expressive person. Talk with my hands, also use the hands in bed. My hands are all over her body. This might only be a con for women not comfortable with their body, the "wanting to always have sex under the covers" types. I don't relate well to those women.

I know how to tongue a pussy. Lived with a stripper for 8 months, we weren't compatible at all. She stayed with me all those months for the tongue. Had her hooked. While she was at the club nightly spreading her legs on stage to every Tom, Dick & Harry, I knew she was coming home to me. With regular brazilian waxes necessary for her profession, never had a pube in the mouth from going down on her.

I'll give myself an 8.

[flyingillini]

Depends, sober I am a 5 when I got some yayo or Molly in me I am a 9

[Rod1010]

ask my gf

[paciophobia]

what about virgins like me lurking it here?

[sickler]

what about virgins like me lurking it here?

Try to pick up some pointers.

Learn to use the tongue.

[Mr KLC]

I've had the same woman coming to me for 20 years now. I must be doing something right.

[csm506]

About a seven, is this something we should be discussing LOL

[Mr KLC]

About a seven, is this something we should be discussing LOL

I'm hoping this subject will eventually somehow lead to the NFL Play of the Day tomorrow. LOL!

[hitthew8room]

im very above average