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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    Sext received late last night
    "Sexy man..the things I will do to you...I will throw you on the bed blindfold you..handcuff you..and lick you all over then suck you and use my hands all over you...Until your toes curl and you come all over my face and . I gently run my nails across your chest until you fall asleep..still handcuffed..so I can do that to you anytime I want."

    I write back: "that sounds illegal in some places. I couldn't be more turned on though. R u my little criminal?

    No response
  • Fieldysnuts44
    SBR MVP
    • 10-02-08
    • 1592

    #2
    Sounds like a Penthouse Forum Letter. Nice response
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    • ACoochy
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-19-09
      • 13949

      #3
      Stevek google erotic text messages if u think ur not into sexting and go from there....Takes all the thinking out of it as its clear she's thinking about stevey jnr.....Just go with the flow GL
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #4
        Originally posted by ACoochy
        Stevek google erotic text messages if u think ur not into sexting and go from there....Takes all the thinking out of it as its clear she's thinking about stevey jnr.....Just go with the flow GL
        I was very drunk and thought it was a solid response.

        I also followed up with:

        "Until I break out of the cuffs doing something you never suspected Id do. then...since you tried...I make you pay. In the ways you love the most. I start with soft kisses up your spine. "

        And no response.

        i will head your advice, ty.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
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          • G's pks
            Restricted User
            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #6
            jj sent it!
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            • SamsNCharge99
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-22-08
              • 41242

              #7
              u sex fanatic steve
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              • stevek173
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                u sex fanatic steve
                I'm gaining some momentum.
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                • mtneer1212
                  SBR MVP
                  • 06-22-08
                  • 4993

                  #9
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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #10
                    me: "At the end of the day when you have been a hot mess all day and you have to violently rub one off remember..u did this to yourself. good morning sweetie."
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mtneer1212
                      ROFL so true. Nice one.
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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #12
                        "Like when I cuff u face down then put hot lube in that sweet ass and slowly lick it out as i talent your clit and 2 fingers deep in u"

                        "And you squirm and moan and convulse as u *** like you never have in your life. then onto your back. how did i know all your pressure points?"

                        now it is wait for a response time.
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #13
                          Her: Omg..good morning!..WOW

                          She is ****** all day. Sorry sweetie, good luck with it. Should not have done that to me last night. So ****** all day, beat red at her job.
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                          • stevek173
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-29-08
                            • 27598

                            #14
                            Me: And when you softly drip into my mouth legs wrapped around my face u say u r done. but I keep going...those cuffs just wont give..
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                            • Manaconda
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 03-22-10
                              • 818

                              #15
                              shes either going to like this or the cops will be at your house soon
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                              • ElCapitan
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-19-08
                                • 2129

                                #16
                                ^^^^

                                I'm voting B
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                                • stevek173
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 27598

                                  #17
                                  Her: "I'm so looking forward to that"

                                  She loves it all, that's the best part.
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #18
                                    just called the Adult Toy store near her. Yes it is confirmed - they sell handcuffs.
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      So I picked up some things today.



                                      I figure start with this. She is all about the cuffs, the blindfold is a nice add on there too.

                                      then this:



                                      I felt her out about spread eagle cuffed and she said I was literally making her wet so good to go on it, can't wait.



                                      Pretty excited about this. Sure the KY stuff you can find in a pharmacy will get you buy but that rare canadien shit I had was about 1000x better. I do feel, from the reviews that this will rival and possibly exceed how good that was.



                                      The abuse will be rampant.



                                      Why not?

                                      So in the end I spent about $65 on good stuff. If you Adam and Eved that shit it would easily be in the hundreds. Word of advice - if you Amazon it for anything, you can do the trial of Amazon Prime, and get free 2 day shipping on many items. Then shut off the trial in time, make a new account and do it again.

                                      Feeling good about these bargains and what will become of them. She said maybe nipple clamps but I don't want them on me and I don't want to see her like that.
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                                      • trixtrix
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 04-13-06
                                        • 1897

                                        #20


                                        wtf is that
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                                        • stevek173
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by trixtrix


                                          wtf is that
                                          To give you an idea, here are to reviews from Amazon about it. 2 people who use it for very, very different purposes.

                                          Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
                                          This review is from: WARTENBERG NEUROLOGICAL PINWHEEL PIN WHEEL W/ POUCH (Health and Beauty)
                                          I'm a podiatrist and use these devices occasionally as part of a neurologic exam. It seems that the one I had was always in another exam room so I asked my nurse to order another, which she did, from our regular medical supply vendor. When it arrived I was amazed at how beautiful it was, almost like jewelry - brushed stainless steel, elegant appearance.

                                          Then I found out it had cost $140!!! So I had her send it back and found this cheapo wheel here on Amazon. It is chrome plated and not exactly beautiful - but it cost only four dollars! And it works just as well as the pretty one. We jam econo.
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                                          2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
                                          5.0 out of 5 stars Wartenberg Neurological Pinwheel, August 18, 2010
                                          By Violet (Black Mesa, USA) - See all my reviews
                                          This review is from: WARTENBERG NEUROLOGICAL PINWHEEL PIN WHEEL W/ POUCH (Health and Beauty)
                                          This thing is amazing! We love it. We use it all the time. It is very sharp, but it wont pierce skin. It causes very pleasurable sensations all over the body. My boyfriend highly recommends this as do I, and he says it was very intense and pleasurable. This thing is amazing. It's definitely worth the money. You'll get your money's worth and then some. One of those gifts that keeps giving, I suppose... The model we received had no plastic, it was all metal and heavy. When we run this one out, we will definitely get another one just like it.
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                                          • trixtrix
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 04-13-06
                                            • 1897

                                            #22
                                            i think i just came..
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by trixtrix
                                              i think i just came..
                                              ROFL nice. i said to myself $4, no shipping, hey why not?
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                                              • KENDRY
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 01-08-10
                                                • 91

                                                #24
                                                go for it chief
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                                                • stevek173
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 27598

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KENDRY
                                                  go for it chief
                                                  I never had a choice.
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                                                  • G's pks
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 01-01-09
                                                    • 22251

                                                    #26
                                                    will there be pics?
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                                                    • Manaconda
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 03-22-10
                                                      • 818

                                                      #27
                                                      wow, i knew amazon sells everything but i didnt know they had bondage gear!
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                                                      • stevek173
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 27598

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by G's pks
                                                        will there be pics?
                                                        Probably not. I am cool with pics of me but she has made it clear I cannot post her on the internetz. She did say she is going to have me cuffed down and draw Penguins graffiti (she's a Pens fan, I am a Flyers fan) all over my back and that she will film it. You might get a pic of that if she does. Only if I have boxers on though, which I doubt will happen. Can't put my ass on SBR, not that anyone would want to see it except maybe Bateman.
                                                        Last edited by stevek173; 11-17-10, 12:03 PM.
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Manaconda
                                                          wow, i knew amazon sells everything but i didnt know they had bondage gear!
                                                          It really is outstanding. If you price that shit or similar products on the big sites (adamandeve.com, etc.) or in an actual store that's hundreds worth of shit I scored there. Very pleased about it, i didn't expect it to be there either. People take the time to really review even this raunchy shit on there too which is nice.
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                                                          • zuluhead1``1
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 11-07-10
                                                            • 733

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stevek173
                                                            "Sexy man..the things I will do to you...I will throw you on the bed blindfold you..handcuff you..and lick you all over then suck you and use my hands all over you...Until your toes curl and you come all over my face and balls. I gently run my nails across your chest until you fall asleep..still handcuffed..so I can do that to you anytime I want."

                                                            I write back: "that sounds illegal in some places. I couldn't be more turned on though. R u my little criminal?

                                                            No response
                                                            Fix'd
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                                                            • trixtrix
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 04-13-06
                                                              • 1897

                                                              #31
                                                              [sext i received last night]

                                                              "dude, go fck yourself!"
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                                                              • stevek173
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 27598

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by trixtrix
                                                                [sext i received last night]

                                                                "dude, go fck yourself!"
                                                                classic
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                                                                • dooman14
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 12-23-09
                                                                  • 263

                                                                  #33
                                                                  whats the over under on this is it str8 up or parlay either way i think i'll try the trifecta
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                                                                  • Dad
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-26-08
                                                                    • 23245

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                    "Sexy man..the things I will do to you...I will throw you on the bed blindfold you..handcuff you..and lick you all over then suck you and use my hands all over you...Until your toes curl and you come all over my face and . I gently run my nails across your chest until you fall asleep..still handcuffed..so I can do that to you anytime I want."

                                                                    I write back: "that sounds illegal in some places. I couldn't be more turned on though. R u my little criminal?

                                                                    No response
                                                                    Thats the exact same sext that PatrickBateman sent to me. The guy is a weirdo.
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Dad
                                                                      Thats the exact same sext that PatrickBateman sent to me. The guy is a weirdo.


                                                                      Damn maybe he has been hanging with her and forwarded it to me?

                                                                      If Bateman gave me wood via text I would have to cry for a second.

                                                                      Bondage kit #1 arrived this morning. The picture on the package is almost worth the price by itself.

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