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  • Dirty Sanchez
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-01-10
    • 16031

    #36
    The real sad part is he's asking for advice from a bunch of degenerate losers on a Gambling Forum where the only action most people get here is spanking their monkeys...unless you want to believe the Frauds and Fakes who are honest
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    • bogbat
      SBR MVP
      • 03-21-10
      • 1843

      #37
      You came across as beta by not asking for her number and by asking her out via text instead of calling her.

      If you're going to take the pussy route you are better off contacting her on facebook.
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      • eidolon
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-02-08
        • 9531

        #38
        If you go up, it can't be for her. Or else your night/weekend will suck guarantee. Go up wanting to have a good time no matter what. Because if you focus on hooking up with her, you have a higher chance of striking out.
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        • 3PtShooter
          SBR MVP
          • 04-13-08
          • 3936

          #39
          5
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #40
            Make sure and release in the hyna.
            המוסד‎
            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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            • thezbar
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-29-06
              • 6422

              #41
              She may not be ready to go out with anyone quite yet. Give it some time. At least you put the thought into her head. I wouldn't go out of my way to avoid her but I would just be nice when you see her again.
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              • hhsilver
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-07-07
                • 7375

                #42
                Patrick,

                Have your brother give her the link to sbr, telling her she could learn more about you by snooping around here. She will be impressed with how many friends you have here and with how generous you are with points and how well you handle yourself in tough situations - like dealing with ttaylor.

                Watching you in action here could make her want to be with you. If nothing else, she may want the challenge of getting you away from the computer.
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                • Hoja Verdes
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-23-06
                  • 1403

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Michaelmakesit
                  You should have asked the woman for her number you wierdo

                  she will never do anything with u bc u got her number from your brother

                  always be a man and ask the woman for her number directly!

                  im 21 and i know this!

                  what planet are you on!
                  Excellent point here.

                  First rule of thumb: "if you are a pussy, you won't get pussy."

                  Pussies text message girls to ask them out for the first time, after getting their number from someone else rather than asking them directly.

                  Girls want a guy who is confident and takes charge. Her first impression of you is "some dude at the bar that was too scared to ask for my number so he got it from a mutual friend." Not to mention your reply about your ex coming into town?? Wow, unbelievable man. At the first sign of adversity you elected to turn it back around so you could "show her" and not injure your own pride.

                  From reading your posts on this board, I can honestly say that you are a complete bitch at this stage in your life with zero game, and have a long way to go before scratching the surface of "confident." Thusly, best to stay away from the hot girls and go after the older and less attractive sisters. Best of luck getting your nuts to drop soon.
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #44
                    Took a shot and missed. No big deal.
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                    • Michaelmakesit
                      Restricted User
                      • 10-19-10
                      • 1910

                      #45
                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                      Took a shot and missed. No big deal.
                      dont even believe the story

                      and the pathetic part is you could have at least left out the details about not asking her directly for her number so some and thats an "if some" would believe this story...
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                      • Michaelmakesit
                        Restricted User
                        • 10-19-10
                        • 1910

                        #46
                        Originally posted by hoja verdes

                        excellent point here.

                        First rule of thumb: "if you are a pussy, you won't get pussy."

                        pussies text message girls to ask them out for the first time, after getting their number from someone else rather than asking them directly.

                        Girls want a guy who is confident and takes charge. Her first impression of you is "some dude at the bar that was too scared to ask for my number so he got it from a mutual friend." not to mention your reply about your ex coming into town?? Wow, unbelievable man. At the first sign of adversity you elected to turn it back around so you could "show her" and not injure your own pride.

                        From reading your posts on this board, i can honestly say that you are a complete bitch at this stage in your life with zero game, and have a long way to go before scratching the surface of "confident." thusly, best to stay away from the hot girls and go after the older and less attractive sisters. Best of luck getting your nuts to drop soon.
                        i don't text any women that I fuk
                        Thats a rule

                        i call them up or show up at their place with my dick and balls ready the way they like it and
                        i always make sure i leave my cell phone on vibrate in case other people call
                        she knows that shes gotta compete and not play mind games with me
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                        • BatemanPatrickl
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-21-07
                          • 18772

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Michaelmakesit
                          dont even believe the story and the pathetic part is you could have at least left out the details about not asking her directly for her number so some and thats an "if some" would believe this story...
                          Anyone ever tell you that you sound gay on the phone? Also JJ knock off the ghosting it's not working here.

                          Michael you have not made it.
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                          • wtf
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-22-08
                            • 12983

                            #48
                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                            Anyone ever tell you that you sound gay on the phone? Also JJ knock off the ghosting it's not working here. Michael you have not made it.
                            how did this f a g get interviewed by loshak six seconds after he starts posting???????????????
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                            • BatemanPatrickl
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-21-07
                              • 18772

                              #49
                              JJ's son.
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                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-21-07
                                • 18772

                                #50
                                Okay so it looks like my ex is coming for Thanksgiving. So I should just be a dick to this other girl.
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                                • SCRAGGS
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-21-09
                                  • 1969

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by TexansFan
                                  Meet up with her and give her a roofie.




                                  dude i choked on my sandwich
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                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-21-07
                                    • 18772

                                    #52
                                    Jesus no advice here SBR posters are worse off then I thought. Like I said I took a shot and missed big time. Epic strikeout boys but like I said the real Patrick Bateman is back.
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                                    • ProfaneReality
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 04-14-09
                                      • 7607

                                      #53
                                      do what I do... go on a massive winning streak then go hang out in strip clubs with a big roll, youll get all the attention you want.
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                                      • ttwarrior1
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 06-23-09
                                        • 28454

                                        #54
                                        why would you hang out with your ex, makes no sense
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                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-21-07
                                          • 18772

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                          why would you hang out with your ex, makes no sense
                                          Think harder tough guy.
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                                          • bradthebloke
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-26-09
                                            • 3175

                                            #56
                                            well if she just got out of a relationship from a guy who cheated on her she probably has a serious wall up right now about guys. maybe give it some time or just say screw it.
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                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-21-07
                                              • 18772

                                              #57
                                              The whole situation is fuked now.
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                                              • Landscaper
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-12-10
                                                • 2712

                                                #58
                                                Asking for advice on this website or any for that fact is pretty lame.
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Landscaper
                                                  Asking for advice on this website or any for that fact is pretty lame.
                                                  Not as lame as shoveling dirt for a living smart guy
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                                                  • Landscaper
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-12-10
                                                    • 2712

                                                    #60
                                                    I dont have to shovel anymore cause i own the company....LOL at u wth this sorry ass thread..little pussy tell mommy and daddy i said hi
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                                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-21-07
                                                      • 18772

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Landscaper
                                                      I dont have to shovel anymore cause i own the company....LOL at u wth this sorry ass thread..little pussy tell mommy and daddy i said hi
                                                      Okay smart guy. Go plant some flowers.
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                                                      • lyon804
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-02-09
                                                        • 6526

                                                        #62
                                                        Bateman your first mistake was asking for advice on a forum full of life loser's. Most guys here haven't had pussy since it had them. They gamble,drink and do drugs to hide the pain.
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                                                        • konck
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-17-06
                                                          • 12554

                                                          #63
                                                          Go back to letting guys jam it in you while you whine
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                                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-21-07
                                                            • 18772

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by konck
                                                            Go back to letting guys jam it in you while you whine
                                                            Thanks Kock; sharp outfit in your avatar photo. I bet you slay the ladies.
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                                                            • konck
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-17-06
                                                              • 12554

                                                              #65
                                                              Yes whimp I had better luck than you will ever have me and Adam Sandler both ....but I forgot your into whining and guys
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                                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-21-07
                                                                • 18772

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by konck
                                                                Yes whimp I had better luck than you will ever have me and Adam Sandler both ....but I forgot your into whining and guys
                                                                I would love to see the women that have had the pleasure of seeing you naked. I mean a fat, plaid shorts wearing troll with hightops
                                                                Kock can you even see your own penis or does you gut block the view?
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                                                                • Trojan
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 02-18-08
                                                                  • 399

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Patty, forget the ex as well. Not worth the headache. Shes an ex for a reason. What you need to do is sign up for Eharmony. It costs a little bit but every day you get sent a list of lonely vulnerable women that are looking for a relationship. Just finesse the situation a little and you'll be banging broad after borad. Most of them are 6's at best but who gives a fuk. They're all so desperate to be in a relationship they will usually fuk after 3 dates, sometimes even the second if you get them drunk.

                                                                  Patrick, take my advice and you'll be giving facials by the weekend
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                                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                                    • 18772

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Trojan
                                                                    Patty, forget the ex as well. Not worth the headache. Shes an ex for a reason. What you need to do is sign up for Eharmony. It costs a little bit but every day you get sent a list of lonely vulnerable women that are looking for a relationship. Just finesse the situation a little and you'll be banging broad after borad. Most of them are 6's at best but who gives a fuk. They're all so desperate to be in a relationship they will usually fuk after 3 dates, sometimes even the second if you get them drunk. Patrick, take my advice and you'll be giving facials by the weekend
                                                                    Trojy I want dime pieces not 6's.
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                                                                    • OMGRandyJackson
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-07-10
                                                                      • 1680

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                                      Jesus no advice here SBR posters are worse off then I thought. Like I said I took a shot and missed big time. Epic strikeout boys but like I said the real Patrick Bateman is back.
                                                                      I gave you some decent advice you fuk
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                                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                                        • 18772

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by OMGRandyJackson
                                                                        I gave you some decent advice you fuk
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