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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Off Topic Sex In A Pool
    Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

    I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

    She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

    I do not like myself and can't perform.
  • LVHerbie
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-15-05
    • 6344

    #2
    I always take some viagra before I head to the pool... you never know when you're going to need it... and if worst comes to worst you can just jerk off in the shower...
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    • vanman
      SBR MVP
      • 02-08-07
      • 1163

      #3
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

      I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

      She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

      I do not like myself and can't perform.
      I think you have a deep rooted problem,were you abused as a child.
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      • compaqDikk
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-08-05
        • 5699

        #4
        Originally posted by vanman
        I think you have a deep rooted problem,were you abused as a child.
        \

        confirmed orphan. 2 step dads and mom currently reside in a nursing home (dementia) in the mountains of west virgina
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          going back today
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          • MonkeyF0cker
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-12-07
            • 12144

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

            I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

            She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

            I do not like myself and can't perform.
            Get some professional help. Seriously.
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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #7
              you can't knock up a 400lb whore in the pool, hank

              no need to pull out or wear a 'extra small~ribbed for pleasure' rubber
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Water always ****s it up; never had a good experience in a pool or in the shower.

                Stick to DRY land.
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                • austintx05
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-24-06
                  • 3156

                  #9
                  I think the problem is JJ likes men
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Hank Webber.
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                    • BrentCrude
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-16-05
                      • 4665

                      #11
                      On a serious note,warning about drain pipes in pools.

                      Every summer about this time you see local and national t.v.stories where little kids remove the drain pool covers on pools and get their intestines dislodged and live a traumatic life or the worst case scenario is you get gutted out like a dead deer carcas and die.I know back in the old days there weren't allot of safety devices on drain covers and kids were always goofing with them and you never heard of this injury stuff happening.Nowadays there's no excuse to have an unlocked drain cover.

                      Did anyone ever here the 9-11 tape that Limbaugh used to play 18 years ago when he was funny and more of an average guy where the guy in the pool was trying to bonk a pool filter hole and his tallywhacker got stuck.Some maid called it in and you could hear the guy in the background in pain.

                      The funniest one of all time was the Sears catalog from about 1972 where a guy underwear model had his thing sticking out of his boxers.It was sort of like Elaine on Seinfelf having her nipple exposed in her Christmas cards.
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                      • BatemanPatrickl
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-21-07
                        • 18772

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BrentCrude
                        Every summer about this time you see local and national t.v.stories where little kids remove the drain pool covers on pools and get their intestines dislodged and live a traumatic life or the worst case scenario is you get gutted out like a dead deer carcas and die.I know back in the old days there weren't allot of safety devices on drain covers and kids were always goofing with them and you never heard of this injury stuff happening.Nowadays there's no excuse to have an unlocked drain cover.

                        Did anyone ever here the 9-11 tape that Limbaugh used to play 18 years ago when he was funny and more of an average guy where the guy in the pool was trying to bonk a pool filter hole and his tallywhacker got stuck.Some maid called it in and you could hear the guy in the background in pain.

                        The funniest one of all time was the Sears catalog from about 1972 where a guy underwear model had his thing sticking out of his boxers.It was sort of like Elaine on Seinfelf having her nipple exposed in her Christmas cards.
                        John Edwards made a fortune off the old drain cover off the pool trick.
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          hey patty, I'll sell this placemat and mousepad of JJ I had made for $3
                          I will give you an SBR 15% discount

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                          • BatemanPatrickl
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-21-07
                            • 18772

                            #14
                            Originally posted by compaqDikk
                            hey patty, I'll sell this placemat and mousepad of JJ I had made for $3
                            I will give you an SBR 15% discount

                            That is a deal. Throw in a JJ Gold t-shirt and you have a deal.
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                            • JBC77
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-23-07
                              • 3816

                              #15
                              Webber Sports
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                              • compaqDikk
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-08-05
                                • 5699

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                That is a deal. Throw in a JJ Gold t-shirt and you have a deal.

                                don't bother with the shirt. i was thrown out of disneyLand yesterday for wearing it. It took 4 park employees to toss me out of the park. lot of scared children. heard some were actually more scared of the boogyMan on the shirt then the rides there
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                                • LargeMouthBass
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 03-18-07
                                  • 1095

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.
                                  Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.
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                                  • MonkeyF0cker
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-12-07
                                    • 12144

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LargeMouthBass
                                    Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.
                                    The guy is not only full of it but quite disturbed as well...
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                                    • Nightwolfkicksaz
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 03-14-07
                                      • 58

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LargeMouthBass
                                      Whaa? You were gonna perform infront of her parents? I don't know about you but the girl's parents can kill a guy's boner real quick.
                                      beautiful avatar
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                                      • MaxDemo
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 05-29-07
                                        • 137

                                        #20
                                        Either you have a very small penis...or your gay...or both
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Never trying the pool thing again, what a hassle.
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                                          • austintx05
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-24-06
                                            • 3156

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Never trying the pool thing again, what a hassle.
                                            couldn't find it? He didn't have any tweasers?
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                                            • degenerate#1
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 08-07-06
                                              • 125

                                              #23
                                              I've tried sex in a pool once. In the Hilton in Toronto, it was so amazing.
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                                              • austintx05
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-24-06
                                                • 3156

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by degenerate#1
                                                I've tried sex in a pool once. In the Hilton in Toronto, it was so amazing.
                                                yeah, its great with women.
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                                                • Carlos019
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 01-02-07
                                                  • 178

                                                  #25
                                                  Done it at the beach at least 3 times, jacuzzi twice, pool once. Never had any problems except at the beach one of the times the girl complained of pain and had to stop, other than that I would say it is probably the best place to do it.
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82839

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Had a chance yesterday with a chick and just could not get it in, water fuked it up and kept coming out and girl went and fukked someone else in the cabana.

                                                    I think the only way is doggie style and pinning her against a ledge.

                                                    She was 25, parents were in pool also and thought it was funny and laughed at me.

                                                    I do not like myself and can't perform.
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                                                    • FreeFall
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-20-08
                                                      • 3365

                                                      #27
                                                      I've had sex in multiple pools. If you care about the gal yeast infections are high for water *****.

                                                      no idea what could not get it in means. Like you need help finding the hole? Or the chastity belt was still on.
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                                                      • BGS 9.5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-10-08
                                                        • 4628

                                                        #28
                                                        Clever Webber
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                                                        • BIGDAY
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 02-17-10
                                                          • 48245

                                                          #29
                                                          Take her to the hottub. Then she can do the work on top.

                                                          That's the best.
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                                                          • BRAVES1985
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-23-10
                                                            • 4250

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                            Water always ****s it up; never had a good experience in a pool or in the shower. Stick to DRY land.
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                                                            • OmgUrMom
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 02-07-10
                                                              • 8481

                                                              #31
                                                              its slippery,same can happen when use too much lube
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                                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-21-07
                                                                • 18772

                                                                #32
                                                                Unreal. Great bump. I ain't big time?
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                                                                • OmgUrMom
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 02-07-10
                                                                  • 8481

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol didnt notice this was from 07 nice bump batman
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                                                                  • ronald
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-31-05
                                                                    • 4919

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Advise against banging in a pool.

                                                                    Cock acts as a piston.

                                                                    Pumps water deep into box.

                                                                    Water can get into uterus and cause problems.

                                                                    Avoid this behavior.
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                                                                    • dwaechte
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-27-07
                                                                      • 5481

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Haha, missed this thread first time around. Great stuff.
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