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  • TheGoldenGoose
    SBR MVP
    • 11-27-12
    • 3745

    #1
    This is how the Female Mind works
    Wifey puts in a grocery order and is leaving to pick it up at the store. So I ask how much money she spent. The answer was I dunno $200 something. The "something" was $90.97. $290.97??? You see how the Female Mind works? They lie by omission.
  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-10
    • 8944

    #2


    Much like the military needing $10,000 ‘toilet seats’, I guarantee you your wife has some hidden cash for herself somewhere for if/when anything ever goes south. I don’t know your age, financial status, or how long you’ve been married, but if she’s O.K. with fudging a $100 or 2 without batting an eye, my estimate is there’s $50,000 to $100,000 stored away somewhere…..
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    • Kermit
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      • 09-27-10
      • 32555

      #3
      Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
      Wifey puts in a grocery order and is leaving to pick it up at the store. So I ask how much money she spent. The answer was I dunno $200 something. The "something" was $90.97. $290.97??? You see how the Female Mind works? They lie by omission.
      Sounds like a Left Wing Liberal thing. If my wife spent $290, she would tell me that she spent $300.

      That's how we roll.
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      • Bostongambler
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        • 02-01-08
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        #4
        I eat out.
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        • TheGoldenGoose
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-12
          • 3745

          #5
          Originally posted by Bostongambler
          I eat out.
          You've got more one-liners than Dangerfield. LOL
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          • juicername
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-14-15
            • 6906

            #6
            Originally posted by Kermit
            Sounds like a Left Wing Liberal thing. If my wife spent $290, she would tell me that she spent $300.

            That's how we roll.
            This is how Republitards roll.

            A New York judge has ruled that President Trump must pay $2 million in damages to settle claims that the Trump Foundation misused funds. The money will go to a group of charities, and the foundation is in the process of dissolving. The case is tied to a televised fundraiser for veterans held by Trump in Iowa when he was running for president in January 2016. Trump had said the funds raised would be distributed to charities. But according to court documents, the Trump Foundation improperly used $2.82 million it received from that fundraiser.

            The money will go to a group of charities. The New York judge said money raised at a 2016 veterans fundraiser "was used for Mr. Trump's political campaign and disbursed by Mr. Trump's campaign staff."


            Trump really hates the poor veterans huh? Why?
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            • juicername
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-14-15
              • 6906

              #7
              Originally posted by juicername
              This is how Republitards roll.

              A New York judge has ruled that President Trump must pay $2 million in damages to settle claims that the Trump Foundation misused funds. The money will go to a group of charities, and the foundation is in the process of dissolving. The case is tied to a televised fundraiser for veterans held by Trump in Iowa when he was running for president in January 2016. Trump had said the funds raised would be distributed to charities. But according to court documents, the Trump Foundation improperly used $2.82 million it received from that fundraiser.

              The money will go to a group of charities. The New York judge said money raised at a 2016 veterans fundraiser "was used for Mr. Trump's political campaign and disbursed by Mr. Trump's campaign staff."


              Trump really hates the poor veterans huh? Why?
              Steve Bannon, a long-time ally of former US President Donald Trump, has been indicted on charges of money laundering, fraud and conspiracy.
              Prosecutors say the Trump ally diverted hundreds of thousands of dollars from the campaign to two associates.


              Keep rolling Trumptards.
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              • BOA12
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-19-12
                • 20622

                #8
                Originally posted by juicername
                Steve Bannon, a long-time ally of former US President Donald Trump, has been indicted on charges of money laundering, fraud and conspiracy.
                Prosecutors say the Trump ally diverted hundreds of thousands of dollars from the campaign to two associates.


                Keep rolling Trumptards.
                2 pts for the slam dunk of these fukin' cowards.
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                • Kermit
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                  • 09-27-10
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by juicername
                  This is how Republitards roll.

                  A New York judge has ruled that President Trump must pay $2 million in damages to settle claims that the Trump Foundation misused funds. The money will go to a group of charities, and the foundation is in the process of dissolving. The case is tied to a televised fundraiser for veterans held by Trump in Iowa when he was running for president in January 2016. Trump had said the funds raised would be distributed to charities. But according to court documents, the Trump Foundation improperly used $2.82 million it received from that fundraiser.

                  The money will go to a group of charities. The New York judge said money raised at a 2016 veterans fundraiser "was used for Mr. Trump's political campaign and disbursed by Mr. Trump's campaign staff."


                  Trump really hates the poor veterans huh? Why?
                  January 2010, Haiti has a devastating earthquake.

                  Late Winter/early Spring 2010, The Clinton Foundation raised 30 million dollars for Haiti.

                  Summer 2010, Chelsea Clinton has a 3 million dollar wedding.

                  Present day 2022, Haiti is still wondering where the money is.

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                  • TheLock
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-06-08
                    • 14427

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kermit
                    Sounds like a Left Wing Liberal thing. If my wife spent $290, she would tell me that she spent $300.

                    That's how we roll.
                    Kermit, you’re a good poster pal but the politics stuff is taking over your posting style. The original post has literally NOTHING to do with politics but you somehow went there.
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                    • TheGoldenGoose
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-27-12
                      • 3745

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheLock
                      Kermit, you’re a good poster pal but the politics stuff is taking over your posting style. The original post has literally NOTHING to do with politics but you somehow went there.
                      Yeah, I never understand how it seems like every Thread somehow gets twisted into a political debate. I think it's very telling that cable TV has succeeded in dividing people. It's the old "divide and conquer" concept and the Corporate Fukks have clearly won the war in dividing the electorate.
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                      • TheGoldenGoose
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-27-12
                        • 3745

                        #12
                        @ Kermit

                        I believe it was a Clinton & GWB Haiti coalition that was established. There is plenty of culpability to go around.
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                        • TheGoldenGoose
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-27-12
                          • 3745

                          #13
                          @ Hops

                          Certain I’ve mentioned this before but here goes again…

                          65 and wifey is 55. I retired 10 years ago and not overly wealthy but comfortable. Wifey is very materialistic personality. Takes care of herself with manis and pedis and facials and hair and shoes and jewelry and drives her Mercedes. You name it and she spends the money. Married 31 years and the secret to that is separate bedrooms and being very careful about picking your fights. Which is why I’m not making a big deal about an extra $100 in groceries. Just pointing out how the manipulative and conniving the Female mind can be all the time. I purposely allow wifey to win 9 out of 10 arguments. Really don’t care about any of them. But if you allow the Female Mind to think she has won 9 out of 10 then you’ll most assuredly win the huge argument, the one you really want to win, every time. It works for me!
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                          • Natty68
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 05-11-14
                            • 550

                            #14
                            Every time they wake up and plaster their faces with makeup it's a form of lying and manipulation. They ALWAYS look out for themselves first and a!ways have an eye out for a bigger better deal. It doesn't necessarily make them bad people...it's just how they're wired. They don't give a chit about a lot of the stuff men do like patriotism, loyalty and and work ethic. History has repeatedly shown that if the wolf kicks in the door and occupies a country of house they are MORE THAN HAPPY to open their legs for the wolf. JUST LIKE GIANT SPOILED CHILDREN, they care about materialistic crap and avoiding accountability. No shade towards Goose's wife....I'm sure she's lovely.
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                            • TheGoldenGoose
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-27-12
                              • 3745

                              #15
                              Dammit I forgot the best part.
                              She’s an ONLY CHILD.
                              Talk about a sense of entitlement!!!
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                              • TheLock
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-06-08
                                • 14427

                                #16
                                Natty, sounds like you’ve been burned a time or two. Hang in there, Natty. Natty, who do we like in the baseball games today, pal?
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                                • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-08-10
                                  • 8944

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                  @ Hops

                                  Certain I’ve mentioned this before but here goes again…

                                  65 and wifey is 55. I retired 10 years ago and not overly wealthy but comfortable. Wifey is very materialistic personality. Takes care of herself with manis and pedis and facials and hair and shoes and jewelry and drives her Mercedes. You name it and she spends the money. Married 31 years and the secret to that is separate bedrooms and being very careful about picking your fights. Which is why I’m not making a big deal about an extra $100 in groceries. Just pointing out how the manipulative and conniving the Female mind can be all the time. I purposely allow wifey to win 9 out of 10 arguments. Really don’t care about any of them. But if you allow the Female Mind to think she has won 9 out of 10 then you’ll most assuredly win the huge argument, the one you really want to win, every time. It works for me!
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                                  • ronald
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                                    • 10-31-05
                                    • 4918

                                    #18
                                    Getting married is the ultimate square play
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                                    • Natty68
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 05-11-14
                                      • 550

                                      #19
                                      Just trying to help my SBR brothers. Women are fine but you need to protect yourselves...that's all. Marriage as it is currently constituted is the equivalent of walking into a slimy used car salesmen's office and blindly signing a contract even though the rear main seal is leaking and the frame is bent. But hey... the wheels are spinners and the radio sounds good. No-fault divorce essentially gives a women a loaded gun to use against you but hey....it's a hallmark-card romantic moment and it's all gonna be fine even though over half of all marriages end in divorce.
                                      Wifey can walk in after your honeymoon, drop her bags and say "thank God I never have to do that again" as in she never has to fock you again. She can post daily videos on prnhub of her having a train run on her and IT DOES NOT MATTER ONE BIT IN THE ERA OF NO-FAULT DIVORCE. You, on the other hand, cannot stop provisioning for her. If you do, they will put you in jail for not paying child support. Debtors prison doesn't exist anymore EXCEPT in family court (or taxes) Plus, you'll lose half of your chit plus any retirement plans. It's like jumping out of a plane where a chute opens half the time. Like the jays and mets to even it up, I've never been married but have watched a lot of men rendered destitute.
                                      Last edited by Natty68; 10-08-22, 04:58 PM.
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                                      • Bostongambler
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                                        • 02-01-08
                                        • 35581

                                        #20
                                        Natty can I ask you a question 🙋*♂️?



                                        Is there anything to this new biosphere project that supposed to be held underwater?


                                        Tyia
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                                        • Natty68
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 05-11-14
                                          • 550

                                          #21
                                          ??? Right over my head...sorry
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                                          • Foxx
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-25-11
                                            • 5831

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                            Dammit I forgot the best part.
                                            She’s an ONLY CHILD.
                                            Talk about a sense of entitlement!!!
                                            On the bright side, only child means less in-laws.
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                                            • Bostongambler
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 02-01-08
                                              • 35581

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Natty68
                                              ??? Right over my head...sorry
                                              Dwarfism?
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                                              • TheGoldenGoose
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-27-12
                                                • 3745

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Foxx
                                                On the bright side, only child means less in-laws.
                                                It’s a double edged sword. There are zero in-laws left. All dead and buried. Now she gossips with all my cousins. See the problems that can develop? Drinking, drugging, gambling degenerate like me should get a pass on this gossip BS. I think so anyway.
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                                                • TheMoneyShot
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                                                  • 02-14-07
                                                  • 28672

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Kermit
                                                  Sounds like a Left Wing Liberal thing. If my wife spent $290, she would tell me that she spent $300.

                                                  That's how we roll.
                                                  Originally posted by TheLock

                                                  Kermit, you’re a good poster pal but the politics stuff is taking over your posting style. The original post has literally NOTHING to do with politics but you somehow went there.
                                                  Kermit still is an elite poster. It's like telling a detective to get off the case... when he knows he's locked on. Unfortunately it's hard to turn the cheek when someone feels they are right. This place would be 100% dead if people didn't talk politics. SBR knows that... that's why they allow it to continue.
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