Uh-oh.... Another Dick-Sweat prion escape scenaio....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Uh-oh.... Another Dick-Sweat prion escape scenaio....
    who can forget those guys? escaping with a ho's assistance, only to be stood up by the ho at the rendezvous point....:




    Dick Matt and David Sweat..... along with the skanky bleach blonde whore that sprang em from that shithole new york prison.....


    well, the latest entry into the "I fuk inmates and help them escape from prion" club is this whore:






    unlike a lotta bleach blonde whores, who prefer alabama BLACK snake, this whore preferred alabama short-white snake, and help spring the hillbilly above (and straight out of hollywood casting for the role of "hillbilly" in any movie) out of a shithole alabama prison........


    here's hoping they provide us the entertainment the big-dikked Dick Matt and his SWC friend David Sweat did a few summers back......
  • VeggieDog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-21-09
    • 7214

    #2
    Why would she help him? Is she that hard up for some rooster? JFC, Lady, go to any bar in the country and within an hour some loser will hit on you. You get the sausage and won't go to prison.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by VeggieDog
      Why would she help him? Is she that hard up for some rooster? JFC, Lady, go to any bar in the country and within an hour some loser will hit on you. You get the sausage and won't go to prison.
      stare into their eyes....... you can see the collective iq of these two hovers just below the "total fukkin' retard" level..................
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81454

        #4
        Where’s her upper lip?
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          Where’s her upper lip?
          GONE.........

          most of it left the building as the result of tossing furry white unkempt inmate salad, the rest was used as a file to cut through prison bars.........
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            on a side note, he has one big advantage while out on the lamb........ those ears should allow him the way above-average ability to hear any approaching captors......
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            • captrobey
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              • 09-02-10
              • 34355

              #7
              The crazy thing is she had a lot of years there. She just threw away her entire life basically for this POS . And everyone with a brain cell can see as soon as you look at her he is using her. To make sure she does not give him away he will kill her most likely when he had gotten everything he needs out of her.

              So it is just a matter of time. Once he feels safe he can get on his own he will kill her and dump the body that by the time they find her he will be long gone. And i will not pity her for a second
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81454

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                on a side note, he has one big advantage while out on the lamb........ those ears should allow him the way above-average ability to hear any approaching captors......
                That guy can hear a fart from a mile away.
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                • mpaschal34
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 12084

                  #9
                  Is that Jim from the office?

                  What did he go away for?
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mpaschal34
                    Is that Jim from the office?

                    What did he go away for?
                    he's the hillbilly version of the guy, for sure.........


                    the real Jim:






                    one thing's apparent, the real jim can't hear near as well as Hillbilly Jim.......
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81454

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mpaschal34
                      Is that Jim from the office?

                      What did he go away for?
                      If Jim and Aaron Rodgers had a baby.


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                      Last edited by DiggityDaggityDo; 05-02-22, 01:33 PM.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        If Jim and Aaron Rodgers had a baby.


                        .
                        according to our new "Ministry of Truth" and that mary poppins whore heading it, that is very possible these days......
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          here the guard, named vicky white, is demonstrating how inmates generally hold her head as she blows them:





                          kinda reminds me of a female JJ Gold.......
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81454

                            #14
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                            • Auto Donk
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                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              only one man for this job.......





                              oh shit, that's me.... I better get on this shit........
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                              • captrobey
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                                • 09-02-10
                                • 34355

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                only one man for this job.......





                                oh shit, that's me.... I better get on this shit........
                                I would hire this guy because she is a true dog

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                                • hehfest
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-28-08
                                  • 7934

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  according to our new "Ministry of Truth" and that mary poppins whore heading it, that is very possible these days......
                                  Jankowicz the Dominatrix? Somehow she is preggers. Go figure that one out!

                                  EDIT: In her previous "band", from years ago, there is a disturbing song about her having sex with Harry Potter in a bathroom? Something insinuating she's a pedophile. Maybe I can find the song and post it here, but I hate to promote FILTH by doing such. Even so, people need to be aware of what EVIL is running their country.
                                  Last edited by hehfest; 05-02-22, 02:57 PM.
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                                  • Auto Donk
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                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by hehfest
                                    Jankowicz the Dominatrix? Somehow she is preggers. Go figure that one out!
                                    I BLAME THIS GUY:


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                                    • hehfest
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-28-08
                                      • 7934

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      I BLAME THIS GUY:




                                      Shoulders wider than hips.
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                                      • hehfest
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-28-08
                                        • 7934

                                        #20
                                        EDIT: Song lyrics approaching

                                        In one such tune, titled, “Prefects Are Hot,” the duo makes it clear that they call her “Moaning Myrtle” — the ghost girl haunting the lavatory — “for a reason,” continuing to sing about spying on naked children in bathrooms, as “bathrooms are great places for peep shows.”

                                        The duo then sings about “looking for some prefects” in the bathroom — setting the scene found in the fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Goblet of Fire — but instead, the ghost finds Harry Potter, and she fantasizes about solving “the mystery between” the 14-year-old character’s legs:
                                        Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
                                        But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
                                        I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
                                        But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
                                        The lyrics continue, as The Moaning Myrtles expressed hope that Harry would drown in the lake during the Triwizard Tournament so Myrtle could have dead child sex with Harry:
                                        I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
                                        So that our honeymoon we can take
                                        You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
                                        What’s better than that – we don’t get STD’s!
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                                        • hehfest
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-28-08
                                          • 7934

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by hehfest
                                          EDIT: Song lyrics approaching

                                          In one such tune, titled, “Prefects Are Hot,” the duo makes it clear that they call her “Moaning Myrtle” — the ghost girl haunting the lavatory — “for a reason,” continuing to sing about spying on naked children in bathrooms, as “bathrooms are great places for peep shows.”

                                          The duo then sings about “looking for some prefects” in the bathroom — setting the scene found in the fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Goblet of Fire — but instead, the ghost finds Harry Potter, and she fantasizes about solving “the mystery between” the 14-year-old character’s legs:
                                          Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
                                          But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
                                          I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
                                          But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
                                          The lyrics continue, as The Moaning Myrtles expressed hope that Harry would drown in the lake during the Triwizard Tournament so Myrtle could have dead child sex with Harry:
                                          I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
                                          So that our honeymoon we can take
                                          You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
                                          What’s better than that – we don’t get STD’s!

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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            latest news conference bringing out new details on her attraction to the hillbilly....

                                            she loves his alabama hot pockets........


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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              bueford t. justice gives a press conference earlier today.......

                                              it was the ho's last day of work before retiring....... guess the dumbass thought it was ok to take a stapler, some paper clips, and an alleged murderer with her on her way out the door......


                                              The hunt continues for an escaped capital murder suspect and a missing Alabama sheriff's deputy. The inmate, Casey White, and deputy, Vicki White, disappeared from the Lauderdale County jail last Friday.
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                the news conference yesterday was a bit revealing.....

                                                of the intelligence level of the typical alabama citizen:

                                                question to beuford t justice-like sheriff: Do you know where they are?

                                                answer: if we did, we probably wouldn't be here talking to your dumb ass right now, fukstick!!!! (or similar words to that effect)


                                                the longer this drags on, the more I'm wantin' to travel over and assist, and deliver a few of these to some hussies outside of Montgomery:



                                                Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-03-22, 11:39 AM.
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                                                • VeggieDog
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                                                  • 02-21-09
                                                  • 7214

                                                  #25
                                                  Not confirmed yet, but the cops are now looking at an abandoned car in Indiana that could have been stolen in Tennessee where they dumped the Edge.
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                                                  • The Kraken
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                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                    • 28918

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by VeggieDog
                                                    Not confirmed yet, but the cops are now looking at an abandoned car in Indiana that could have been stolen in Tennessee where they dumped the Edge.
                                                    Im supposed to believe some Joe Schmo carwash owner is canvassing his CCTV footage and just happens to spot this guy????

                                                    Bullshit

                                                    FBI os accessing camera feeds and applying facial recognition software to aid the hunt.

                                                    What a joke
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                                                    • VeggieDog
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                                                      • 02-21-09
                                                      • 7214

                                                      #27
                                                      Captured!!!! She shot herself, but not dead yet. He has minor injuries from a crash after a police chase.
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                                                      • Itsamazing777
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                                                        • 11-14-12
                                                        • 12602

                                                        #28
                                                        He played her like a fiddle
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                                                        • The Kraken
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                                                          • 12-25-11
                                                          • 28918

                                                          #29
                                                          And all for what

                                                          14 days of "freedom", only to get caught cuz he brought a stolen car to a carwash

                                                          Stooopid
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                                                          • BrickJames
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                                                            • 05-05-11
                                                            • 9749

                                                            #30
                                                            She died. What an idiot
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                              And all for what

                                                              14 days of "freedom", only to get caught cuz he brought a stolen car to a carwash

                                                              Stooopid
                                                              man definitely had his priorities...... he wasn't gonna haul his skank with no upper lip around in a DIRTY 2006 beat up ford truck.......


                                                              I guess she's received her last alabama hott pocket....
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