How often do you go for a massage?

**Seaweed** · 04-02-22, 12:09 PM

I suffer from sorrness back and knees recently

**TheMoneyShot** · 04-02-22, 12:12 PM

Donker check in pal

**jjgold** · 04-02-22, 12:19 PM

have not had one in like 10 years

**flyingillini** · 04-02-22, 12:19 PM

2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.

**jjgold** · 04-02-22, 12:33 PM

Illini do "they do anything"

LET ME KNOW

**konck** · 04-03-22, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.

Did you move there? If so how do you like it?

**slayer14** · 04-03-22, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.

how life in vietnam bro

**Crusherrr** · 04-03-22, 07:29 AM

I go every 2-3 weeks. 90 mins costs like $150 with tip. No "extras" received.

**slayer14** · 04-03-22, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by Crusherrr

I go every 2-3 weeks. 90 mins costs like $150 with tip. No "extras" received.

do you go to thai or chinese one

**Crusherrr** · 04-03-22, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by slayer14

do you go to thai or chinese one

No. Some hot blonde that also does massage for the WWE wrestlers.

**rake922** · 04-03-22, 10:04 AM

never

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-03-22, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.

Incredible deal pal.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 04-03-22, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Does it help with relaxation?

Weed, you should have won March POM.

I have some knowledge on this topic. First off, we're not talking about Rub and Tug.

I used to work myself to death, still do (sometimes). Massage is great for relaxation. IMHO, it's the best value for $$ you can spend.

Have to find somebody good, though. If you don't like the service, don't return visit.

Broadly speaking, two variants to consider. Swedish vs Thai. Swedish is more like a sports-massage. Relaxing but not deep-tissue. Thai is deeper. Thai is more aggressive, a good Thai masseuse will stretch you out.

Thai is USUALLY 20% more expensive but worth it, IMHO. It's part of my weekly routine. If I DON'T get it, I feel out of sorts and too tight.

Weed, try it this week. If you find that you don't like it, contact me personally and I'll refund your $$.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-03-22, 03:24 PM

2-3 times a day

**JIBBBY** · 04-03-22, 05:24 PM

Never

**Shute** · 04-03-22, 08:23 PM

Every day after work
Shite’s girl has strong hands

**bozeman** · 04-04-22, 12:04 AM

Massage girl comes to pur house twice a month- very strong hands and studies to be a doctor- benefits pay for her tho

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-04-22, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by bozeman

Massage girl comes to pur house twice a month- very strong hands and studies to be a doctor- benefits pay for her tho

They just added on massage therapy to my benefit package as well. I look to take full advantage of this service most definitely

**JIBBBY** · 04-04-22, 08:58 AM

If you are getting massaged by a dude you are a f\*g. That just seems so broke back mountain to me.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-04-22, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

If you are getting massaged by a dude you are a f\*g. That just seems so broke back mountain to me.

Agreed I always ask for a woman.

**JIBBBY** · 04-04-22, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Agreed I always ask for a woman.

I as well Jerky. I don't even care if she's a strong fat Russian woman with hairy legs and arms. As long as she has a vag I'm good. Call me old fashion..

**Slurry Pumper** · 04-04-22, 11:01 AM

Only had a true non-sexual massage twice and didn't like it either time. Sure I felt great, but I was creeped out with some chick rubbing all my parts and then no hokie pokie. I need a true massage with a pile driving session afterwards to make me feel ok with it.

**JIBBBY** · 04-04-22, 11:10 AM

A happy ending is important after the massage if she is a hot Asian chick. I must can't deny that. That makes or breaks the massage IMO..

**OldBill** · 04-04-22, 12:47 PM

EVERY NIGHT MR WOODY

**Headsterx** · 04-04-22, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Does it help with relaxation?

Let me guess, Gus is asking for a massage from you.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-04-22, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Headsterx

Let me guess, Gus is asking for a massage from you.

I fuckin’ knew it, they knew it, we all knew it …

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-04-22, 05:40 PM

So what you gotta do to stay in the game, Weeder.

**JIBBBY** · 04-04-22, 06:37 PM

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-04-22, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Saw that the other day looking for porn

(impressive)

**OldBill** · 04-06-22, 12:00 PM

I would bet MINNY FATS would come in and SAY NO they are democrats and they screw up everything they touch

**louisvillekid** · 04-06-22, 12:35 PM

I've been told, or suggested(because doctors just guess and "suggest" vs physically touching you and trying to feel for themselves what you are describing) to try deep tissue massages in order to fix my neck, shoulder, right-side upper back.

I wasted so much money over a 2 yr span. Tried 3 different ones. One lady was a big ole gal. I thought for sure she would put some muscle into it and really knead my muscles deep, deep down, and get a good stretching out. But, nope. She was as weak and gentle and worthless as the other 2.
And all said they do Deep Tissue Massage, yet all were constantly trying to offer me - and/or did - perform other methods. That cupping zhit is worthless. All the "special" ointments, essential oils, CBD-infused, are all BS, and a way for them to get away from actually putting in any real physical work.

I've found better relief - not much, but slightly better, and cheaper - by watching physical therapist vids on YT, and buying various massage guns, rolling sticks, and foam rollers, and just using generic icy hot, along with a combo of otc pain-meds/anti-inflammatories.

**JIBBBY** · 04-06-22, 02:25 PM

^ You need to find a stout Russian named Olga to massage you..