Give me you pick of the most beautiiful/attractive lady you ever saw?

**Seaweed** · 03-14-22, 11:19 PM

Jenniffer love hewit

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 03-15-22, 12:35 AM

Original Wonder Woman

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 12:53 AM

Since this is old man Abes thread I will go old school and pick Julie Newmar

**coop-dog** · 03-15-22, 01:32 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by coop-dog

He said beautiful/attractive

Not perfect 10/goddess

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-15-22, 08:41 AM

You don’t have to be Marilyn Monroe if you can do this:

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**stevenash** · 03-15-22, 08:59 AM

Juice says at the end "That's how I got started"

**Auto Donk** · 03-15-22, 10:30 AM

the opposite of her, obviously.....

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 11:07 AM

You young, and bored out your minds, non-competitors are wasting Abe's time.
Photos are needed and go to another comedy thread if you cannot control your teenage emotions?
I have one or two legits that I am concerned about.
One: Where the hell did this guy dig op that sultry Julie N.?

*Is there anything more serious than the very best*****? Not a chance!
** Remember what the director stated in the Godfather? He was talking about MM!

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-15-22, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Juice says at the end "That's how I got started"

Klinger only gave them a ‘2’?!?! I guess he really was a cross-dressing tranny…..

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**Fred The Hammer** · 03-15-22, 11:42 AM

She's old now, but I always thought actress Julia Ormond was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-15-22, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

You young, and bored out your minds, non-competitors are wasting Abe's time.
Photos are needed and go to another comedy thread if you cannot control your teenage emotions?
I have one or two legits that I am concerned about.
One: Where the hell did this guy dig op that sultry Julie N.?

*Is there anything more serious than the very best*****? Not a chance!
** Remember what the director stated in the Godfather? He was talking about MM!

In the early days of the internet when there wasn’t much content yet - I was obsessed with Sandra Otterson (The ‘Wifey’s World’ chick) - those t!ts were amazing - but she’s like almost 60 now, so I’m sure they’re sagging. Hard to find pictures of her with clothes on…..

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**KVB** · 03-15-22, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

He said beautiful/attractive

Not perfect 10/goddess

People think DDD is joking here.

But he's not.

**KVB** · 03-15-22, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

the opposite of her, obviously.....

I love em petite, but I just can't.

**OldBill** · 03-15-22, 01:03 PM

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**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

In the early days of the internet when there wasn’t much content yet - I was obsessed with Sandra Otterson (The ‘Wifey’s World’ chick) - those t!ts were amazing - but she’s like almost 60 now, so I’m sure they’re sagging. Hard to find pictures of her with clothes on…..

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Dammit, Fats, why do women have to age?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by KVB

People think DDD is joking here.

But he's not.

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by KVB

People think DDD is joking here.

But he's not.

Well, unfortunately, that first photo looks too much like Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair.

**KVB** · 03-15-22, 01:31 PM

Some lovely ladies in this thread, no doubt about it.

But can any of them do this???

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Some lovely ladies in this thread, no doubt about it.

But can any of them do this???

KVB, I haven't even recovered from your lousy pick of Notre Dame and their defensive stoppers, now you switched over to porn stars?
Good, because, man, that one stinkbomb almost ruined your handicapping credibility and along with mine, too.
Hey, I am close to being over it, though.

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 01:54 PM

It looks to me like this contest is similar to a Larry Bird three-point contest, and I am Larry Bird.

**KVB** · 03-15-22, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

KVB, I haven't even recovered from your lousy pick of Notre Dame and their defensive stoppers, now you switched over to porn stars?
Good, because, man, that one stinkbomb almost ruined your handicapping credibility and along with mine, too.
Hey, I am close to being over it, though.

I don't exactly remember the Notre Dame one, but I know I've chimed in and dropped some serious stinkers recently.

So I can't argue with you there.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Well, unfortunately, that first photo looks too much like Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair.

Abe forgot to put on his glasses today.

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Abe forgot to put on his glasses today.

Hey, I'm not that fat and that was personal! He is better looking so I suppose that cancels the fat remark?

* And please call me on your 95th birthday.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Hey, I'm not that fat and that was personal! He is better looking so I suppose that cancels the fat remark?

Abe rate this Lou Ferrigno look-a-like from 1 to 10

**JacketFan81** · 03-15-22, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Fred The Hammer

She's old now, but I always thought actress Julia Ormond was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

Until she fukked all 3 of those brothers in one GD family. She told Brad Pitt she'd wait for him forever and that lasted what, 20 minutes? Legends of the Fall was a true story. I mean, probably not, but probably.

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by KVB

I don't exactly remember the Notre Dame one, but I know I've chimed in and dropped some serious stinkers recently.

So I can't argue with you there.

I'm right there with you on that. These modern Books seem to have 20% more edges on so-called sharp gamblers than ever before?
What happened to the good old days when things were reversed and ***** was tighter, too. Damn!

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Abe rate this Lou Ferrigno look-a-like from 1 to 10

1000

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

1000

**ABEHONEST** · 03-15-22, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by JacketFan81

Until she fukked all 3 of those brothers in one GD family. She told Brad Pitt she'd wait for him forever and that lasted what, 20 minutes? Legends of the Fall was a true story. I mean, probably not, but probably.

Never saw it. But if Brad P. can age like hell, I wonder what's in store for the rest of us handsome guys?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-22, 02:58 PM

Abe you are the horniest 94 year old I know.

Can you still get it up without a pill?

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-15-22, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Abe rate this Lou Ferrigno look-a-like from 1 to 10

**Thrilla** · 03-15-22, 03:38 PM

**KVB** · 03-15-22, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy