GF up to her scheming ways with Uber & is unaware of phishing scams. 🤦🏻*♂️

**Foxx** · 07-27-21, 04:38 PM

That's all very confusing Doug. Another pic of the girlfriend might help clear it up.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-27-21, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by Foxx

That's all very confusing Doug. Another pic of the girlfriend might help clear it up.

**mngambler** · 07-27-21, 08:01 PM

saggy

ain't worth those headaches IMO

**Al Masters** · 07-27-21, 08:44 PM

Doug there is a phone number on your chat with the GF… I presume its either yours or hers.

If so you may want to block it out.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-27-21, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Doug there is a phone number on your chat with the GF… I presume its either yours or hers.

If so you may want to block it out.

Appreciate the heads up Al, but if you mean this one that's the scam number from the Chase phishing text.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-27-21, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by mngambler

saggy

ain't worth those headaches IMO

Agreed, she might be a nag but those definitely don't sag & if I didn't enjoy ramming it in her mouth & making her gag I would definitely be a fa...( OK I'll stop now)

**lonegambler23** · 07-28-21, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

hey nowwwww

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by lonegambler23

hey nowwwww

I don't know why she felt the need to include her

wipes in that pic

**The Kraken** · 07-28-21, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by mngambler

saggy

ain't worth those headaches IMO

You sir... are a flaming f\*g

**stevek173** · 07-28-21, 06:49 PM

She is sexy no doubt but it's like it's always some pain in the ass shit with her.

Dougie I think you're qualified for something better.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

She is sexy no doubt but it's like it's always some pain in the ass shit with her.

Dougie I think you're qualified for something better.

I wish that were true Steve but I'm really not. Take a look at my face & tell me if you think I could ever do better than that in my life.

**stevek173** · 07-28-21, 07:04 PM

Lol you're a handsome dude (no homo), in decent shape, very cool and you have the money!

We agree to disagree.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Lol you're a handsome dude (no homo), in decent shape, very cool and you have the money!

We agree to disagree.

I don't know what you look like Steve, but right back at ya (no homo as well). As long as she could tolerate my face that's good enough for me.

**stevek173** · 07-28-21, 07:15 PM

Haha thanks man.

You're too tough on urself, imo.

I've had some success on dating sites....no keepers but had some good times and one is a good friend I've known for years now. If you ever decide to head that way Zoosk is good for short term and Match is good for long term.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Haha thanks man.

You're too tough on urself, imo.

I've had some success on dating sites....no keepers but had some good times and one is a good friend I've known for years now. If you ever decide to head that way Zoosk is good for short term and Match is good for long term.

I tried eHarmony and POF about 10 years ago without much success. Dating sites always seem like the "Amazon" version of hooking up..always had more luck with the "brick and mortar" route whether it be meeting someone at work or being set up by friends.

**stevek173** · 07-28-21, 07:57 PM

Right. Proximity is everything. Brick and mortar (lol) is where I've met most of my girlfriends.

Nothing like the online bait and switch, where a fatass has captured the perfect camera angle to hide her fatness, lol. I've had a couple of those....I was nice about it but yeah - no thanks.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Right. Proximity is everything. Brick and mortar (lol) is where I've met most of my girlfriends.

Nothing like the online bait and switch, where a fatass has captured the perfect camera angle to hide her fatness, lol. I've had a couple of those....I was nice about it but yeah - no thanks.

Even so Steve just when you think you lucked out with the right one, you still gotta deal with the constant bullshit & fukkery.

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-28-21, 08:08 PM

She might actually be telling the truth for once since she knows I don't believe her so she sent this text exchange with her mom for proof.

**stevek173** · 07-28-21, 08:26 PM

JFC man.

Always something, right?

At least she doesn't want money this time. Improvement is good.

**edawg** · 07-28-21, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

You sir... are a flaming f\*g

World must be coming to an end I actually agree with you on something. Sorry Doug I get it now woman is built like a brick shithouse.

**Fred The Hammer** · 07-28-21, 11:21 PM

https://youtu.be/qxfDpuaepwM

Get on the 12:30 AM flight Ukraine Air JFK to Kiev and you can thank me later

Any guy making $50K plus can pull 8s all day that are 20 years younger then you

**BrickJames** · 07-29-21, 12:56 AM

Is she wearing a wedding ring in that picture?

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-29-21, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Is she wearing a wedding ring in that picture?

Nah fake ass CZ

**sourtwist** · 07-29-21, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by mngambler

saggy

ain't worth those headaches IMO

Those fukkin monsters aren't sagging

My God, how much estrogen is running thru your body

**BrickJames** · 07-29-21, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Nah fake ass CZ

Why does she wear it does she want people to think she's married?

**Doug tushyterror** · 07-29-21, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Why does she wear it does she want people to think she's married?

She actually told me she wears it as a deterrent cuz a lot of guys obviously hit on but I seriously doubt that's the reason.. probably just wears it to flex.

**thetrinity** · 07-30-21, 01:43 PM

As long as your sure she's not married the ring is fine. What a nutjob though