Any Tips When Wife Goes into Labour?

**Shute** · 07-21-21, 08:37 PM

Buy some booze

**Shute** · 07-21-21, 08:41 PM

Tell doc to add a couple extra stitches after the delivery

**pavyracer** · 07-21-21, 08:43 PM

Yes buy some booze in case you find out the baby is not yours and it looks like your neighbor.

**Mr KLC** · 07-21-21, 08:50 PM

**Chi_archie** · 07-21-21, 08:55 PM

i'm generous

I give her a 22% of my income tip for every baby born

and 33% for every baby aborted or miscarried

**mjsuax13** · 07-21-21, 08:56 PM

Run.

**shadymcgrady** · 07-21-21, 08:58 PM

Place your bets as soon as possible bc you probably won't get a chance depending on the timing later if it's the first one

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-21-21, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Those who have gone through it

ask for dna test

**JIBBBY** · 07-21-21, 09:02 PM

Grab the baby scull as it's coming out and pull that little bastard out. Spank the shiit out of it. Make it a man at first breath!!

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**TheGoldenGoose** · 07-21-21, 09:27 PM

Get a girlfriend.

**Booya711** · 07-21-21, 09:41 PM

Go to your girlfriends house

**Seaweed** · 07-21-21, 09:51 PM

Ok thanks

**MinnesotaFats** · 07-21-21, 09:54 PM

LOL I sat in the lobby eating Arbys

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-21-21, 09:59 PM

Yeah don’t throw up while having a bloody nose like I did

I loved it all , all the way up to the baby coming out part

was having good time in jacuzzi thing with my girl they use to help induce labor

then all hell broke loose and all docs came in and........

**Seaweed** · 07-21-21, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Yeah don’t throw up while having a bloody nose like I did

I loved it all , all the way up to the baby coming out part

was having good time in jacuzzi thing with my girl they use to help induce labor

then all hell broke loose and all docs came in and........

And??

**Seaweed** · 07-21-21, 10:41 PM

I am nervous

**mjsuax13** · 07-21-21, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I am nervous

Just don’t gamble away the kids money.

**Foxx** · 07-21-21, 10:48 PM

Abdul is a lucky man he is off the hook for child support. We all could use a neighbor like Seaweed.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 07-21-21, 10:54 PM

Is the kid black?

**Seaweed** · 07-21-21, 10:57 PM

Wish me luck

Love yall

**gauchojake** · 07-21-21, 11:07 PM

get a vpn

hospital wifi probably blocks sbr

**thedenthead** · 07-21-21, 11:17 PM

Man I about passed out… I was hanging back and the doctor decided he needed me to hold a leg. Buncha bullshit, not a great image to have burned into your brain.

**pilebuck13** · 07-22-21, 12:11 AM

Just don’t look no need to but anyways should be the proudest moment of your life nothing like it

**Enikk** · 07-22-21, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

get a vpn

hospital wifi probably blocks sbr

Great advice. Was in hospital last December and and again February both for a week. No access to forum but could play poker daily. Internet was slow as shit though and hard with Dr's, Nurses, and aides coming in room. Funny story. Cinci yells at me for being slow the 1st day. Tell him, sorry bud, just had half my fvcking colon removed. Cancer blows. Ended up winning the tournament. Was nice to keep mind off other shit. Get checked early boys. Don't wait until 50. I would be dead.

**hehfest** · 07-22-21, 02:34 AM

Drive her to the hospital, and then go to a train station locker to get your stuff....leave country and disappear.

**hehfest** · 07-22-21, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

i'm generous

I give her a 22% of my income tip for every baby born

and 33% for every baby aborted or miscarried

oh fukk, I haven't worked in over 3 years. I forgot I better get back to work for this exact reason.

**manny24** · 07-22-21, 06:06 AM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

Just don’t look no need to but anyways should be the proudest moment of your life nothing like it

second

stay up by her head and hold her hand check scores with free hand

**Slurry Pumper** · 07-22-21, 06:31 AM

You've done the hard work now just sit back and start reading the brochures on which sex to assign.

**JIBBBY** · 07-22-21, 09:54 AM

**Auto Donk** · 07-22-21, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Those who have gone through it

**gauchojake** · 07-22-21, 08:39 PM

If you think watching a baby come out naturally is gross, try an emergency c section.

**Foxx** · 07-22-21, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

If you think watching a baby come out naturally is gross, try an emergency c section.

Watching it come out of a hole in your wife's abdomen isn't much better

**JIBBBY** · 07-22-21, 09:29 PM

Push it back in and save money..

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Babies are work and expensive. Ruins the wifey's body in most cases, they eat out control when pregnant and gain a ton of weight then they never burn it off.

World is over populated so I send it back..