Anyone Ever Get Caught in the Act?

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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #1
    Anyone Ever Get Caught in the Act?
    What was it like to face it? Where were you?
  • unde0087
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    • 03-27-08
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    #2
    Cut the shit bro, what is the play?
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    • Unrivaled
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      • 10-24-11
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      #3
      Originally posted by Seaweed
      What was it like to face it? Where were you?
      Caught gambling?
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      • big joe 1212
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        • 06-01-08
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        #4
        Seaweed on his all star break
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        • ttwarrior1
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          • 06-23-09
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          #5
          caught 4 times
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          • BeatTheJerk
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            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #6
            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
            caught 4 times
            How long did it take for the guys to c u m ?
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            • stake1
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              • 12-19-18
              • 18116

              #7
              “Pausis”
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              • TheMetsSuck
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                • 01-14-12
                • 6146

                #8
                My mom caught me whacking it one time. Not great
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                • jjgold
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                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Doing what?
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                  • Thrilla
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                    • 03-10-15
                    • 13809

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Doing what?
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                    • BeatTheJerk
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                      • 08-19-07
                      • 31794

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                      My mom caught me whacking it one time. Not great
                      Never got caught luckily, I use to do it in their room when Dad was in the shower & Mom was down stairs cleaning up or vice versa. They had the famous illegal black box with playboy & spice. I was sneaky as fuk & very lucky to not ever get caught. One thing did happen though, when I was about 13/14 I wasn’t getting out of bed one morning for school & my Mom came in & threw the covers off me & I was sportin’ “hella fresh wood” that morning & she ran & never came back for hours. I didn’t go to school that day !
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                      • MinnesotaFats
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                        • 12-18-10
                        • 14758

                        #12
                        You jerked off on your parents bed?

                        You are fukked up bro
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                        • BeatTheJerk
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                          • 08-19-07
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                          You jerked off on your parents bed?

                          You are fukked up bro
                          Yeah lol, I would bust on the carpet.
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                          • BeatTheJerk
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                            • 08-19-07
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                            #14
                            Omg that sounds hilarious thinking back.
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                            • BeatTheJerk
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                              • 08-19-07
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                              #15
                              Minny that’s when I knew I was gonna be a gambler, having the balls to do that while they were both home. Of course I did it as well when they were gone.
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                              • Seaweed
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                                • 01-19-12
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                                #16
                                Beat is a bit weird
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                                • BeatTheJerk
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                                  • 08-19-07
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                  Beat is a bit weird
                                  When ya gotta get in, ya get it in. Now I use that same strategy with the women I penetrates with. We’re talking about a 13 year old boy here back then regarding my story. You were really vague anyway on what you really meant. Are you talking about somebody walking in on you during sex or masturbation ?
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                                  • RudyRuetigger
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                                    • 08-24-10
                                    • 65084

                                    #18
                                    I am waiting until I am married
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                                    • BrickJames
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                                      • 05-05-11
                                      • 9749

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                      Never got caught luckily, I use to do it in their room when Dad was in the shower & Mom was down stairs cleaning up or vice versa. They had the famous illegal black box with playboy & spice. I was sneaky as fuk & very lucky to not ever get caught. One thing did happen though, when I was about 13/14 I wasn’t getting out of bed one morning for school & my Mom came in & threw the covers off me & I was sportin’ “hella fresh wood” that morning & she ran & never came back for hours. I didn’t go to school that day !
                                      I got my old man a black box when I was 18, the guy said it would probably work for a couple months, the thing worked for 8 fukkin years!
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                                      • BeatTheJerk
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                                        • 08-19-07
                                        • 31794

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BrickJames
                                        I got my old man a black box when I was 18, the guy said it would probably work for a couple months, the thing worked for 8 fukkin years!
                                        Hell yeah watched all the Tyson & Holyfield fights on there as well back in the day !
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                                        • BrickJames
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                                          • 05-05-11
                                          • 9749

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                          Hell yeah watched all the Tyson & Holyfield fights on there as well back in the day !
                                          My dad kept his right in the living room. There was no better Icebreaker then bringing a chick over there to watch TV and "accidentally" stumbling across the porno channel, they would always say the same thing....... "wait turn it back!"
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                                          • BeatTheJerk
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                                            • 08-19-07
                                            • 31794

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BrickJames
                                            My dad kept his right in the living room. There was no better Icebreaker then bringing a chick over there to watch TV and "accidentally" stumbling across the porno channel, they would always say the same thing....... "wait turn it back!"
                                            You the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.
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                                            • BrickJames
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                                              • 05-05-11
                                              • 9749

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                              You the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.
                                              Thanks pal, and thanks for the electrical help the other day
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                                              • BeatTheJerk
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                                                • 08-19-07
                                                • 31794

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                Thanks pal, and thanks for the electrical help the other day
                                                Anytime
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                                                • BrickJames
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                                                  • 05-05-11
                                                  • 9749

                                                  #25
                                                  I used to get the real burner phones to, they were like a black box but with a cell phone, you would pay like 80 bucks for one and the thing would have unlimited everything for a couple years.
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                                                  • hehfest
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                                                    • 09-28-08
                                                    • 7934

                                                    #26
                                                    My first love. She was a 10.5 and a sweet thing. With her for 3 years. I was 18 when met her. I had the whole basement to myself. Bathroom, shower, sink, fridge, pool table, living room with couch, separate room white room with black curtains (lol I slept 14 hours a day in that thing). Finished basement. It had a doorwall that walked out onto patio with the river that went into a lake.

                                                    Me and her were going at it on the couch and paps came walking downstairs. We had the TV on so it would block out our noises. He caught us totally off guard. He even lifted the blanket.

                                                    He never said anything to me about it upon my recollection. But, things sort of changed around there after that. LOL.
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                                                    • hehfest
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                                                      • 09-28-08
                                                      • 7934

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                      You jerked off on your parents bed?

                                                      You are fukked up bro

                                                      Can only remember all the parties at buddies places. People going in their parents bedrooms, etc. Yeah, never would ever go into parents bedroom and do that shit, but I never hosted a party at their place anyway. It was the right move.
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                                                      • 19th Hole
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-22-09
                                                        • 18949

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                        You jerked off on your parents bed?

                                                        You are fukked up bro
                                                        Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

                                                        Yeah lol, I would bust on the carpet.
                                                        Hence the name "Beat The Jerk".
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                                                        • BeatTheJerk
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 08-19-07
                                                          • 31794

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by 19th Hole
                                                          Hence the name "Beat The Jerk".
                                                          well done
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