Being single vs getting married

[Roger T. Bannon]

Now for the answer to the question.

It is better to be married but you want to do it when you are young. The hot young chicks do not last past 24. Guys grab them up. Guys are not smart but they are not that dumb. The good ones go fast.

You do not want to buy into a declining asset. You have to get in their early and get the good stuff and get all you can out of it before it goes South. Make hay while the sun shines.

If it does not work out and you don't get married, it did not work out for a reason. You are strange. Don't go marrying strange women. You will pay a high price.

Life is an adventure. Getting married is part of the ride. The amusement park is for kids though.

[HockeyRocks]

Asking a bunch of right wing losing derelict Trump voting gamblers about marriage is very fukking funny..

LMFAO...

[homie1975]

Only reason for a legal marriage is kids

If no kids, don't waste the time or money getting tied up financially. It's just a piece of paper.

The church doesn't have any power, your wife isn't going to be a virgin, you weren't her first choice on E Harmony, no other guy she had a one night's with put a ring on it, why should you?

Boom. Close thread.

[hehfest]

........ every married guy I know is a straight bitch, asks their wife permission to do simple shit.

If you want to have an awesome life and ride motorcycles and hump 20 year old girls and do whatever you want, do not get married.

You can string them along a little bit and maybe buy them the engagement ring.

If the chick isn't too bright maybe even throw her a wedding, but just do not actually sign the marriage certificate. You're signing your life away

LMFAO ROFL....not sure what's worse them or the ones wanting credit for being simps raising some other guys seed? But bitches they truly are. And hey, if their wifey doesn't like you, she won't even let them be buddies with you......that's how much of a bitch they really have become too.

[edawg]

Getting married and raising someone else's kids from a divorced woman or single mother violates every law of nature. Good luck with that.

[PharaohUB]

Never been married but been in a a lot of LTR. I find myself mostly happier single, but part of that is becasue I'm putting more effort in the chase, so pretty much always end up back in a relationship. Seems to be a never ending cycle in my life. Be single - workout/eat healthy/get really happy. Then some woman sees that and locks me down. Then I become out of shape/resentful/miserable/break up. Then cycle repeats.

I hope to find someone becasue I want kids but running out of time (36) and can't seem to find a girl I enjoy being around after the initial courting stage. I am dating like a 9.5/10 right now, but she's batshit crazy and I known it's not realistic to have a family with her, and getting tired of some of her crap and honestly the attention she gets is a bit annoying.

Doesn't seem like I'm cut out for marriage thing, but I'm still hopeful.

[WinDove]

Single for me, but to each his own...

[homie1975]

Found this, thought of this thread.

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i don't know if those are beavers, chipmunks, meerkats or what, but here is what i DO know..........

the female will nag about the grass blades being out of place in their "home" and the male will be tired of that meerkat PVSSY soon enough and will look elsewhere........

[Foxx]

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Is that footage from the Hehfest and Fred TheHammer boxing match?

[las8]

i don't know if those are beavers, chipmunks, meerkats or what, but here is what i DO know..........

the female will nag about the grass blades being out of place in their "home" and the male will be tired of that meerkat PVSSY soon enough and will look elsewhere........

Prairie dogs, homie.

[homie1975]

Prairie dogs, homie.

hahaha

the male will be tired of fukking her in about a month

[hehfest]

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Is that footage from the Hehfest and Fred TheHammer boxing match?

I can always change course and knock your ass out, and then I will let Fredo the Hammer fukk you up the ass while he chokes you.

[od120731]

it depends on how good you are with balancing the life with your inner demons honestly

[Slurry Pumper]

I'm on my 3rd wife at this point, and it feels like the other 2 mistakes to tell the truth. Being married sucks, the ol' lady is slowly beating me down on a daily basis to the point where I want to get the China virus and die. It will not happen because good things don't happen to me. Sure I got a few kids out of the deal, one for each mistake I've made, and they suck too.
My advise is to get yourself fixed early in life and don't marry. The best thing about kids is trying to conceive everyday with multiple positions, multiple times a day, and if you can away with it with multiple people but failing.

DON"T GET MARRIED, on my 3rd and paying for the kids I left behind has left me bitter and now you know why I work at stoc market investing and slurry pump engineering, I make a shit ton of money but I'm still broke every time I look. My only saving grace in life is that i save of a couple of grand every year to get a talented call girl to ride me like a bull rider with multiple shots on goal every christmas.

[Natty68]

From a logical, cost-benefit standpoint marriage is all risk for very little gain. Over half end in divorce and are usually catastrophic for the man and a cash and prizes jackpot for the women. All it takes is for her to wake one day and say she's not happy and no-fault divorce allows her to ass rape you in family court. I'm single and have had LITERALLY HUNXREDS of guys tell me not to get married UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

[Okieirish]

You trade fun of all kinds for stability, and hopefully a good cook. How many women, look good over 50? 1 in 10, or 1 in 20? I would advise drinking a lot of beer. It smooths things out for you. Be sure you have hobbies you like. I have been hitched for 25 years this month.

[Roger T. Bannon]

Gamblers should not get married. First off, you are not worth having. Second, you cannot find a normal person. Third, it will not work anyway.

[Okieirish]

Gamblers should not get married. First off, you are not worth having. Second, you cannot find a normal person. Third, it will not work anyway.

That is funny ! If you are gambling and losing your wife will kill you ! 99% of my gambling is trading stocks. It's much easier !

[ByeShea]

Which is better and why?

Single. Go with divorced ladies and enjoy your life.

[Sawyer]

Married. Family is the biggest Blessing in life..

[KVB]

All these fellas done wrong and can't imagine the worth of marriage.

Like I said, everything rights itself with the right one.

Marriage far more than a paper contract. It's a spiritual binding and if all you guys do is recognize it as some potenttial financial trap then not even meeting the right one can right the situation.

Kind of sad.

Take it from someone who's had a successful marriage that only gets stronger the more we build our life together.

[BrickJames]

I would marry if the chick had more money than me, let her pay child support and alimony.

[homie1975]

All these fellas done wrong and can't imagine the worth of marriage.

Like I said, everything rights itself with the right one.

Marriage far more than a paper contract. It's a spiritual binding and if all you guys do is recognize it as some potenttial financial trap then not even meeting the right one can right the situation.

Kind of sad.

Take it from someone who's had a successful marriage that only gets stronger the more we build our life together.

KVer i married a great one.
pretty. smart. analytical. knows stocks and RE.
virgin. i popped her cherry.
submissive and subservient even though she's smarter and more educated than i am.

i guess i am the phukked up one, but i accept that.

[homie1975]

All these fellas done wrong and can't imagine the worth of marriage.

Like I said, everything rights itself with the right one.

Marriage far more than a paper contract. It's a spiritual binding and if all you guys do is recognize it as some potenttial financial trap then not even meeting the right one can right the situation.

Kind of sad.

Take it from someone who's had a successful marriage that only gets stronger the more we build our life together.

KVer i have some questions:

- how long have you been married?
- do you have kids?
- do you french kiss your wife and stick your tongues deep inside each other's mouths and do you like it after all these years?
- how often do you f\*\*k your wife?
- do you need viagra or similar to get hard for her?

i might have more questions but let's start with these, Loverboy

[KVB]

KVer i have some questions:

- how long have you been married? 20 years
- do you have kids? Yes
- do you french kiss your wife and stick your tongues deep inside each other's mouths and do you like it after all these years? Nothing has changed, we are just as into each other as day 1.
- how often do you f\*\*k your wife? Often, last year we did the every day for the month challenge but failed after I sprained my ankle and missed a day...
- do you need viagra or similar to get hard for her? Absolutely NOT! When I'm old enough to need it, she'll be right here.

i might have more questions but let's start with these, Loverboy

She was with me when we had little, starting out, and has been there every day since, through thick and thin.

It takes a special woman to be married to a career gambler. Trust me, I know.

[homie1975]

She was with me when we had little, starting out, and has been there every day since, through thick and thin.

It takes a special woman to be married to a career gambler. Trust me, I know.

KVer if i was a gay man i would want to bang you

[KVB]

KVer if i was a gay man i would want to bang you

Yeah, I get that a lot...

[KVB]

[mjsuax13]

My wife and I are a team.

I couldn't imagine doing anything without her. We are 20+ years strong.

I appreciate my marriage, we appreciate it together.

Much more than being single.

This... congrats KVB. I believe this is what it’s all about. I wouldn’t want to be out chasing tail at the local bars or on a dating app. Certainly, I am no saint but my wife and I have been together for 14 years and we have built a life together. We have built everything we have brick by brick and have an amazing life. I wouldn’t recommend marriage to anyone because people need to do what makes them happy but there is nothing better than the 2 boys we have. My boys and I are an absolute team as well and there is no better feeling than my kids telling me “you are a great dad”. It’s a ton of fun also. It’s like I get to live a second life with going through their young life with them. Cheers all.

[nyplayer33]

Marriage is very tough because dating g is nothing like it. Dating is in good mood, no stress, and alot alot of less hours

[TheLock]

Guys that are younger than 35:

Keep draining your testicles into strange.

Don’t settle down before 35 otherwise you have about a 60% chance of divorce and that is expensive.

[BeatTheJerk]

Guys that are younger than 35:

Keep draining your testicles into strange.

Don’t settle down before 35 otherwise you have about a 60% chance of divorce and that is expensive.

Do you have an MLB thread this year ?

[BeatTheJerk]

This... congrats KVB. I believe this is what it’s all about. I wouldn’t want to be out chasing tail at the local bars or on a dating app. Certainly, I am no saint but my wife and I have been together for 14 years and we have built a life together. We have built everything we have brick by brick and have an amazing life. I wouldn’t recommend marriage to anyone because people need to do what makes them happy but there is nothing better than the 2 boys we have. My boys and I are an absolute team as well and there is no better feeling than my kids telling me “you are a great dad”. It’s a ton of fun also. It’s like I get to live a second life with going through their young life with them. Cheers all.

[KVB]

This... congrats KVB. I believe this is what it’s all about. I wouldn’t want to be out chasing tail at the local bars or on a dating app. Certainly, I am no saint but my wife and I have been together for 14 years and we have built a life together. We have built everything we have brick by brick and have an amazing life. I wouldn’t recommend marriage to anyone because people need to do what makes them happy but there is nothing better than the 2 boys we have. My boys and I are an absolute team as well and there is no better feeling than my kids telling me “you are a great dad”. It’s a ton of fun also. It’s like I get to live a second life with going through their young life with them. Cheers all.

[BeatTheJerk]

She was with me when we had little, starting out, and has been there every day since, through thick and thin.

It takes a special woman to be married to a career gambler. Trust me, I know.

I have struggled to find a woman to accept this is a legitimate source of income, or maybe just maybe I’m not successful enough at it to be viewed as a legitimate source of income. Who knows I’m still waiting on my “ride or die” chick God only knows I want that as well.