Yumi Nu. First Asian Sports Illustrated asian cover model.
It is most certainly ''A NEW WORLD'' out there.
BigOrange
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Pass
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Foxx
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WTF. jfc.
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edawg
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Another CCP psyop trying to push an obese Asian as sexy! Their food sux too. Give me Tyra Banks, Kathy Ireland, Stacey Willams all day every day along with some fried chicken, corned beef, and burritos, not to mention some conac, whiskey, and tequila!
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louisvillekid
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Originally posted by edawg
Another CCP psyop trying to push an obese Asian as sexy! Their food sux too. Give me Tyra Banks, Kathy Ireland, Stacey Willams all day every day along with some fried chicken, corned beef, and burritos, not to mention some conac, whiskey, and tequila!
You ain't tried an Asian dish with turmeric for inflammation? Mix with it with pepper to really activate it.
it's the "fat ass slob" component and that hideous bathing suit that make me want puke,.,,,,,,
my last asian squeeze far better...........:
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edawg
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Originally posted by louisvillekid
You ain't tried an Asian with turmeric for inflammation? Mix with it with pepper to really activate it.
Different strokes for different folks. If it works for you God Bless!
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Kermit
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I guess this is considered attractive.
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KVB
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Originally posted by Auto Donk
i can handle asian, no problem........
it's the "fat ass slob" component and that hideous bathing suit that make me want puke,.,,,,,,
my last asian squeeze far better.....
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KVB
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I opened this thread to make a "Yummy" joke.
Sadly, there's no Yummy joke to be told here.
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Auto Donk
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what i really don't get is how hard it must have been to find that fat ass..... asian women generally keep themselves in shape and are genetically wired to stay small...........
fukkin' SI has lost their fukkin' minds and are just fukkin' with us now.....
that may be the fattest ayy-zheee-ho i've ever seen............
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KVB
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#13
Originally posted by Auto Donk
what i really don't get is how hard it must have been to find that fat ass..... asian women generally keep themselves in shape and are genetically wired to stay small...........
fukkin' SI has lost their fukkin' minds and are just fukkin' with us now.....
that may be the fattest ayy-zheee-ho i've ever seen............
Was going to say the same.
If they're trying to be more representative of people, they kind of missed the mark.
Then again, they also like those who represent all people.
I swear if Bruce Jenner were fat now too, and were somehow shown to have other than white stock DNA, he'd be the biggest star in the country.
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mcaulay777
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Sports Illustrated has been Irrelevant for ever. Remember Inside Sports that mag was so much better! Who cares what model they put on the cover you can google anytype of women and see them at anytime.
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QuantumLeap
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Originally posted by mcaulay777
Sports Illustrated has been Irrelevant for ever. Remember Inside Sports that mag was so much better! Who cares what model they put on the cover you can google anytype of women and see them at anytime.
I was going to say something similar. Does anyone actually read SI anymore? How do they get enough income to be a viable corporation?
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Sanity Check
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"The soft bigotry of low expectations."
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
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Originally posted by Kermit
I guess this is considered attractive.
Small t!ts AND fat?!?!
Double FAIL.....
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cecil127
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shows ya what I know. I had no idea they came in THAT size...
aaaand what Foxx said.
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Ghenghis Kahn
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That's a fat Asian dude WTF?
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slewfan
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Originally posted by QuantumLeap
I was going to say something similar. Does anyone actually read SI anymore? How do they get enough income to be a viable corporation?
The only time anyone bought the magazine was their 'babes' issue. Now..?.. Maybe not...
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ChuckyTheGoat
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Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
That's a fat Asian dude WTF?
WTF? Is this April Fools?
History of SI cover model is list of smoking hot girls. Kathy Ireland, just to name one. GTFOH.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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pologq
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#22
Originally posted by Auto Donk
i can handle asian, no problem........
it's the "fat ass slob" component and that hideous bathing suit that make me want puke,.,,,,,,
my last asian squeeze far better...........:
hell yeah
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slewfan
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#23
Originally posted by pologq
hell yeah
I guess Filipino..
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Auto Donk
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Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
Small t!ts AND fat?!?!
Double FAIL.....
no shit, at least usually if your ho's favorite past time is eating, you get the silver lining of two huge fat filled to go along with, as andrew dice clay said it on mtv live in the early nineties, "a big ol lop of shit! that you can't tell where the belly ends it and begin".....
guess this ho and her gut-resting fence post will be next year's cover.....:
here's the most epic live network tv performance ever; made dick clark shit his pants and caused diceman to be banned for a decade or so from mtv:
(good part starts about two mins in)
I was watching that live, and was laughing so hard I almost cried.... not because it was all that funny, but because in those days it was unheard of to cuss like that on regular tv, so I knew he was going to pay for it career wise, but he didn't fukkin' care.... it was sweet.....
how many of you have ever heard panties scream in pain?
pretty sure these are:
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pologq
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Originally posted by slewfan
I guess Filipino..
i like filipino girls
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Auto Donk
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Originally posted by pologq
i like filipino girls
babe in the photo was korean..... last name same as an ex-Rocket who brought the city "Linsanity".......
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pologq
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#28
Originally posted by Auto Donk
babe in the photo was korean..... last name same as an ex-Rocket who brought the city "Linsanity".......
she looks like a hot little number.
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KVB
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Originally posted by Auto Donk
how many of you have ever heard panties scream in pain?
pretty sure these are:
Pretty sure DDD is going to report you for posting that pic of him and his lady without your permission.
Pretty sure.
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Auto Donk
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#30
Originally posted by pologq
she looks like a hot little number.
We went to some sort of high end black tie charity event being held at the Houston Museum of Natural Science (had to wear my tux), and she was dressed to the nines as well.... (she worked for the accounting firm that was one of the sponsors).... never had so many rich old high society dudes gawk more at my date in my life.......
by ten a.m. the next morning, she was leaving my loft with her heels in her hand (I'd broken one of them while bangin' her still in them when we got back to my loft), not a shred of make up on, mumbling something in her native tongue, with two loads in the her box and one in her ass (first time anal according to her)....... never saw her again after that night....
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Foxx
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Originally posted by Auto Donk
....... never saw her again after that night....
She may have succumb to internal blunt force trauma. Who knows if there are any others. You might be a serial killer and not even know it.
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KVB
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"Internal blunt force trauma"
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DiggityDaggityDo
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Originally posted by Auto Donk
how many of you have ever heard panties scream in pain?
pretty sure these are:
Reported
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DiggityDaggityDo
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Originally posted by Foxx
She may have succumb to internal blunt force trauma. Who knows if there are any others. You might be a serial killer and not even know it.
Donker actually has banged a girl to death.
I’ll let him tell the story though.
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pologq
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#35
Originally posted by Auto Donk
We went to some sort of high end black tie charity event being held at the Houston Museum of Natural Science (had to wear my tux), and she was dressed to the nines as well.... (she worked for the accounting firm that was one of the sponsors).... never had so many rich old high society dudes gawk more at my date in my life.......
by ten a.m. the next morning, she was leaving my loft with her heels in her hand (I'd broken one of them while bangin' her still in them when we got back to my loft), not a shred of make up on, mumbling something in her native tongue, with two loads in the her box and one in her ass (first time anal according to her)....... never saw her again after that night....