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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    +EV Pizza Eating
    If you like thin crust pizza and generally do not like crust, you definitely get most bang for your buck ordering the largest size pizza. If you like pan pizza, that thick buttery and crispy crunch crust, then I officially recommend buying MULTIPLE small/medium sized pizzas rather than fewer large sized pizza.

    Why? It goes back to the middle school math most of you never understood in the first place.

    Area of a circle = (Pi)*r^2
    Circumference of a circle = 2(Pi)r

    Pizza sizes usually given in terms of diameter which is just 2*r. When you increase the size of your pizza by a half inch, the extra crust you get is given by the derivative of the circumference of a circle which is 2*Pi which is a constant. Therefore as you go from 8" to 10" to 12", the amount of extra crust you get is increasing at the same rate. But as you increase the size of your pie, you get EXPONENTIALLY more non-crust pizza because the derivative of the area of a circle is 2*pi*r which is larger the larger your pie already is.

    Because most pizza parlors offer a discount as you increase the size of your pie, this offers a constant dilemma to the crust lover, but for the thin crust eater, you would do well to order exclusively Large or Extra Large pies.

  • RudyRuetigger
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-24-10
    • 65086

    #2
    Just get the fukkin specials
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388189

      #3
      I am a pizza pro

      Always get it extra crispy, pizza slices should be a tight as a board and never bend

      Deep Dish is a filling pie but decent although only lace that does it rights is Chicago.

      Value order two large pies thin crust ok and freeze all the leftovers in two or three slices properly wrapped.

      Losers buy frozen processed pizza at supermarkets
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #4
        Crust is the best part, gotta be thick

        Lots of pepperoni 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
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        • HAPPY BOY
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 7109

          #5
          In Rome crust is like a cracker..thin and crispy.another thing I like most pizza shops give you option of buying slices ..so you can literally make a pie of 8 different slices
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          • Housemoney
            SBR MVP
            • 09-17-09
            • 3912

            #6
            Eating Pizza is not +EV, it turns you into a fat ass.
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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #7
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              • Otters27
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 07-14-07
                • 30749

                #8
                18 inch NY pizza is the best
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388189

                  #9
                  Pizza not bad for you if thin with a nice salad
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                  • veriableodds
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-22-17
                    • 5093

                    #10
                    pzza pizza
                    homemade loaded
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                    • DrunkHorseplayer
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-15-10
                      • 7719

                      #11
                      In this day and age, that isn't middle school math, it's college level. Middle school math today is "how many queers does it take to reproduce?"
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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
                        In this day and age, that isn't middle school math, it's college level. Middle school math today is "how many queers does it take to reproduce?"
                        It's unbelievable. Glad my kids are in "honors" they get the real math.

                        Everyone else gets what you said, starting in like 3rd grade.

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                        • sweethook
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-21-07
                          • 12667

                          #13
                          thanks good info .. but im a ex large plate of shrimp and grits kinda guy
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388189

                            #14
                            The only good pizza Ilinois, NY, NJ and Pa

                            The rest is garbage
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                            • Eddy Munny
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-13-13
                              • 15759

                              #15
                              Fade
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                              • The General
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-10-05
                                • 13279

                                #16
                                Best post on forum in 6 months.
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                                • Fishhead
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-11-05
                                  • 40179

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Pizza not bad for you if thin with a nice salad
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