DonkLand Road Show: F' Covid 19 Tour -- L'Auberge Casino, Lake Charles, LA!!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    DonkLand Road Show: F' Covid 19 Tour -- L'Auberge Casino, Lake Charles, LA!!!!
    My beautiful, wonderfully big-breasted wife and I are heading to L'Auberge over in Lake Charles later today, to gamble our asses off and laugh at the coronavirus yet again.......


    anyone with any balls and a desire to have fun feel free to come meet us........ we'll be the ones kicking covid-19's Kung Flu weak ass, and winning money.........

    videos's to follow, including full casino status report.........

    place usually chock full of ladies/bluehairs that look like JJ's elderly aunt that he was considering trying to bang a few thanksgivings ago..... interested to see how many of those types are so addicted to gambling that they are risking their lives to get their slot fix on.......


    sincerely,

    The Young and the Healthy (compared to those blue hairs, we are young!).....
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    whatever mod that moved this thread to the saloon can be-low me.............



    if casino threads can't make PT during a f'n pandemic, on a gambling website, then we've totally lost our minds.....
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    • mjsuax13
      Moderator
      • 03-14-15
      • 25094

      #3
      Show us the cans Donk.
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      • vitterd
        Restricted User
        • 09-14-17
        • 58460

        #4
        Originally posted by mjsuax13
        Show us the cans Donk.
        He went on a ventilator and can’t post videos. Covid eating him up. He has aids also, bad underlying condition. Wish him well. His wife puts antifreeze in his gatorade as well. She hates him.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          casino was rather full sat night; as L'auberge tried to limit capacity, it wound up being less crowded than a pre-Kung Flu saturday night..... it was more like a normal weekday night other than friday.........

          most wore masks, a lot didn't....

          took temps as you came in.....

          wife and I up on the trip, thanks to me crushing one quick hits slot machine with the 20x3 bonus that retriggered and shipped some serious coin, and my wife's making every Stinking Rich machine in the damn casino her bitch, taking a thousand dollar plus ticket out of all five of them.....
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          • mjsuax13
            Moderator
            • 03-14-15
            • 25094

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            casino was rather full sat night; as L'auberge tried to limit capacity, it wound up being less crowded than a pre-Kung Flu saturday night..... it was more like a normal weekday night other than friday.........

            most wore masks, a lot didn't....

            took temps as you came in.....

            wife and I up on the trip, thanks to me crushing one quick hits slot machine with the 20x3 bonus that retriggered and shipped some serious coin, and my wife's making every Stinking Rich machine in the damn casino her bitch, taking a thousand dollar plus ticket out of all five of them.....
            Wow. What do you usually play Donk?
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            • vitterd
              Restricted User
              • 09-14-17
              • 58460

              #7
              Originally posted by mjsuax13
              Wow. What do you usually play Donk?
              A game called fairy tale. Its where he says things that never happened. Him and his beat down wife have lost hundreds of thousands of the years in the slots. Casinos love when they show up.
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              • mjsuax13
                Moderator
                • 03-14-15
                • 25094

                #8
                Originally posted by vitterd
                A game called fairy tale. Its where he says things that never happened. Him and his beat down wife have lost hundreds of thousands of the years in the slots. Casinos love when they show up.
                LOL. Most likely.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  lol....... for vit winning a five grand playin' slots may be a fairy tale, given he's too broke to even go pro at sbr.....

                  but for my wife, it ain't nothin but a thang.......

                  this stupid fukbitch Bitcherd is too f'n dumb and new to the site to realize I've posted 1099's of tens of thousands of dollars my wife and I win in casinos over the years........


                  what a f'n idiot...... hitting stinkin'rich slots at 5 a spin was her specialty this past weekend.......
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                  • darrell74
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-16-07
                    • 14648

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    lol....... for vit winning a five grand playin' slots may be a fairy tale, given he's too broke to even go pro at sbr.....

                    but for my wife, it ain't nothin but a thang.......

                    this stupid fukbitch Bitcherd is too f'n dumb and new to the site to realize I've posted 1099's of tens of thousands of dollars my wife and I win in casinos over the years........


                    what a f'n idiot...... hitting stinkin'rich slots at 5 a spin was her specialty this past weekend.......
                    Yeah, you got some of those from here in Vegas too.
                    I remember that
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mjsuax13
                      LOL. Most likely.
                      agree with Bitcherd, you'll be wrong 100 percent of the time.......
















                      once again, Bitcherd fails miserably, proven to be a lying sack of pathetic shit, buried..........
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                      • vitterd
                        Restricted User
                        • 09-14-17
                        • 58460

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mjsuax13
                        LOL. Most likely.
                        Any nitwit they post his slot wins here, you know he’s lost 50 times that. He’s a lifetime loser. Not even a question. Donk is all mouth and lies.....he loses constantly. I mean he posts a 2,000 winner from 2017....I won more than that yesterday on the braves. Total fraud. His gambling and sex stories are all fairy tales.
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                        • vitterd
                          Restricted User
                          • 09-14-17
                          • 58460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by darrell74
                          Yeah, you got some of those from here in Vegas too.
                          I remember that
                          Sure. Keep slurping. Guy loses more than you in sports...which isn’t easy.
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                          • ChuckyTheGoat
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 04-04-11
                            • 37353

                            #14
                            Donk, I found a picture of vitterd:


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                            Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                            • vitterd
                              Restricted User
                              • 09-14-17
                              • 58460

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                              Donk, I found a picture of vitterd:


                              https://www.rjohnwright.com/products/cowardly-lion
                              Another Donk nut licker. That fake deep voice of his get your dick hard? Clown
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                              • mpaschal34
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-04-13
                                • 12087

                                #16
                                Originally posted by vitterd
                                Any nitwit they post his slot wins here, you know he’s lost 50 times that. He’s a lifetime loser. Not even a question. Donk is all mouth and lies.....he loses constantly. I mean he posts a 2,000 winner from 2017....I won more than that yesterday on the braves. Total fraud. His gambling and sex stories are all fairy tales.
                                Guess you can go pro now.
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                                • vitterd
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 09-14-17
                                  • 58460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                  Guess you can go pro now.
                                  Not until jt315 and Dwight go pro. I’ve said that for years. I’m a man of my word. I refused money from bets I win from other posters to go pro because of my word. Thanks for checking in though.
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #18
                                    Dang vittard, you're entire post history is fighting with posters, every single post is adversarial.

                                    And you never even talk about sports or gambling, ever.

                                    You act like you are constantly defending yourself, and are often on the defense for saying dumb shit.

                                    Why are you even here?
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      Why do posters like Morono, vittard and Romeo even log in?

                                      Seems weird.
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                                      • mpaschal34
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-13
                                        • 12087

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by vitterd
                                        Not until jt315 and Dwight go pro. I’ve said that for years. I’m a man of my word. I refused money from bets I win from other posters to go pro because of my word. Thanks for checking in though.
                                        Why worry about others....couldn’t you be a bigger man than those guys?

                                        Is there anyone on the site you get along with? Seems like you like to bring a lot of negativity to the board. Sure it’s fun to Internet fight every once in a while. But every day for years just seems like a waste of time. Just wondering.
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                                        • mpaschal34
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-04-13
                                          • 12087

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by KVB
                                          Why do posters like Morono, vittard and Romeo even log in?

                                          Seems weird.
                                          haha....just asked the same question.
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                                          • KnuckleHeadz
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-11-19
                                            • 8194

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KVB
                                            Why do posters like Morono, vittard and Romeo even log in?

                                            Seems weird.
                                            Never talk about sports or chime in on a Left, Right, Middle
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                                            • vitterd
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 09-14-17
                                              • 58460

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KVB
                                              Dang vittard, you're entire post history is fighting with posters, every single post is adversarial.

                                              And you never even talk about sports or gambling, ever.

                                              You act like you are constantly defending yourself, and are often on the defense for saying dumb shit.

                                              Why are you even here?
                                              Why are you here?

                                              I talk about sports. I recently gave 2 baseball winners here. I guess you aren’t reading posts very carefully. Don’t make me knock you around again. Take a break from swallowing donks load.
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                                              • vitterd
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 09-14-17
                                                • 58460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                                Why worry about others....couldn’t you be a bigger man than those guys?

                                                Is there anyone on the site you get along with? Seems like you like to bring a lot of negativity to the board. Sure it’s fun to Internet fight every once in a while. But every day for years just seems like a waste of time. Just wondering.
                                                Sure. I get along with a bunch. The ones that don’t wear red hats.
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                                                • KVB
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                  • 74817

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by vitterd
                                                  Why are you here?

                                                  I talk about sports. I recently gave 2 baseball winners here. I guess you aren’t reading posts very carefully. Don’t make me knock you around again. Take a break from swallowing donks load.
                                                  Yep, always fighting, lying too.

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                                                  • cincinnatikid513
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-23-17
                                                    • 45360

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                                    Why do posters like Morono, vittard and Romeo even log in?

                                                    Seems weird.
                                                    theres some posters in political forum u would think are paid by trump campaign never talk about sports slewfan
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                                                    • vitterd
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 09-14-17
                                                      • 58460

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      Yep, always fighting, lying too.

                                                      Why are you here? To polish donks little knob after I tear down his fairy tales?
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                                                      • reallyhardtowin
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 02-10-20
                                                        • 432

                                                        #28
                                                        but he won in 1997
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          wow, once again, vitt getting his ass reamed by everyone in here like a pathetic cell bitch on a saturday night with the cell door left open....
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                                                          • vitterd
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 09-14-17
                                                            • 58460

                                                            #30
                                                            Great thread
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                                                            • TheGoldenGoose
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-27-12
                                                              • 3745

                                                              #31
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