Which Would You Choose?

[Seaweed]

1) $400,000 cash but you have a 3 inch Penis

2) You get a 9 inch penis, abs, and you’re a model. However, you must pay $275,000

3) You get one night with any woman and nobody can ever know but you can’t drink alcohol or have pizza for 10 years.

4) You get $500,000 cash but you have to go to prison for 5 years

[TheLock]

If you have a 9 inch c***, have abs and USED to be a model do you get a discount on the $255K?

Also, if anyone chooses #1 you’re a dolt.

[Seaweed]

If you have a 9 inch c***, have abs and USED to be a model do you get a discount on the $255K?

Also, if anyone chooses #1 you’re a dolt.

No discount

[thezbar]

3. I don't drink and haven't had a pizza in 20 years. Easy choice.

[ThaTopMoron]

this guy bored at his stupid job or what?

[BrickJames]

Lil *****, what if I already been to the pen for 5 already have a 9" and already stacked 500k?

Is that so hard to fathom?

[pologq]

interesting choices

i would choose 2 or 3 but it should be a weekend not one night

[HockeyRocks]

Is that 3 inch penis soft or hard?

[Seaweed]

Is that 3 inch penis soft or hard?

Rock hard

[RudyRuetigger]

ill keep my own life

THANKS

[konck]

I dont drink and eat mostly keto
I'll bang Trumps wife but I want her to tell him

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

i think i'm gonna go with #1 if I had to choose.

[Slurry Pumper]

I'll go with #2. I already have 1 of the 3 things, and am pretty close to another metric but not all three. I figure I can recoup the cash by making porn. I'll just have to learn to be gay for pay as long as I am the giver and not the receiver.

[louisvillekid]

2 sounds like a bargain of a deal. The opportunities and the mere swagger along with general overall confidence, would help usher in unforeseen choices in life.

[HockeyRocks]

#1. I don't need the cash and can always get a penis extender.
#2. Never pay a dime for any pussy when you can get it for nothing.
#3. Is my choice, don't drink and when you have Crohn's you don't eat pizza.
#4. Don't need the cash, so no jail time for me.
I'm good.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

#1 is a no brainer for JJGold.

He gets $400k cash plus a penis enlargement?

That's hitting the lotto right there.

[Seaweed]

Wow

[ttwarrior1]

jj already has a 3 , so he would take 1 for sure

I take 2

[hehfest]

1. No way.
2. I'm broke so no way.
3. I can live w/o alcohol and pizza is overrated so 3 it is.
4. Can't do that kind of time. No way.

Do you think about this when you wake up in the morning or something? What kind of poll/questions can I ask these freaks to help yourself out somehow?

[mynameismud]

Number 1 hands down. In my 20’s, I would have picked number 2. I would’ve killed to make panties drop just by being in the room. Now that I’m 47, my priorities have changed drastically. As much as I love women, financial security is crucial to me living the life I enjoy. Also, I gotta meet the dude that picks 500k and prison.

[BRAVES1985]

1 easy

[2daBank]

Can I count the 3.5 I’ve already done? I’d go another 18 months to complete my 5 for the half mil

[paulll]

Easy choice. Imma go with the third coz I don't drink alcohol much and don't really like pizza

[COYLO]

ill take 4.

[BeatTheJerk]

4. I would do the time for the dime. Good hypotheticals Seaweed ...

[pologq]

4 is tempting if i didn't have my parents to worry about as an only child. i would miss them also honestly.

[mynameismud]

What the fukk is wrong with these guys picking 5 years in prison over a small dick??? You’re basically giving up years on your life over losing a few inches on your pecker. Pussy is going to feel just as good whether you have a 3 inchee or 10 inches. This is crazy talk.

[BeatTheJerk]

What the fukk is wrong with these guys picking 5 years in prison over a small dick??? You’re basically giving up years on your life over losing a few inches on your pecker. Pussy is going to feel just as good whether you have a 3 inchee or 10 inches. This is crazy talk.

Says the guy with the 4-5 inches, not much to lose.

[PaperTrail07]

If I get the cash up front 5 years prison all day

[PaperTrail07]

Thought it was a forced choice LOL...but yeah...

#1. I don't need the cash and can always get a penis extender.
#2. Never pay a dime for any pussy when you can get it for nothing.
#3. Is my choice, don't drink and when you have Crohn's you don't eat pizza.
#4. Don't need the cash, so no jail time for me.
I'm good.

[Marigold HD]

1for me

[od120731]

Sober for my whole life, easy choice