Passing a drug test

[Big Bear]

So first of all will software sales companies drug test?

Okay if they do which I guess is likely should I

A.) Get wizinator and hand warmer and use synthetic urine

B.) Get wizinator and use a friends piss?

Anybody ever tried this?


Here is what I’m up against lost my job in January but I am attempting to say I still work there. Going to say no you may not contact my “current” employer

But then I could give a reference of my former boss and say please and I think he would might be cool with lying for me


Why not just stop smoking weed? Bc I get irritable when I do and I’m just grumpy and in a bad mood and depressed and cant sleep

Weed makes me happy

[PromiseLand]

Here you go:

I'm a little disappointed they edited the funniest part of this scene. Right afterwards Bale goes, "That...was...unpleasant"

[SamsNCharge99]

So first of all will software sales companies drug test?

Okay if they do which I guess is likely should I

A.) Get wizinator and hand warmer and use synthetic urine

B.) Get wizinator and use a friends piss?

Anybody ever tried this?


Here is what I’m up against lost my job in January but I am attempting to say I still work there. Going to say no you may not contact my “current” employer

But then I could give a reference of my former boss and say please and I think he would might be cool with lying for me


Why not just stop smoking weed? Bc I get irritable when I do and I’m just grumpy and in a bad mood and depressed and cant sleep

Weed makes me happy

correct for me too. I told my boss one time....listen I don't wake and bake. I don't smoke on lunch break, I smoke at night for those above reasons you mentioned.

What's the difference b/t me smoking and any other employee that goes out and gets drunk and then is hungover the next day at work. You are saying that is ok, but smoking weed isn't.

I'll make you a deal, if I'm ever high at work, you can fire me on the spot, but I'm not taking a drug test. If you drug test me, drug test the entire dealership and 75% of employees will be fired

That actually worked for me

[TheGoldenGoose]

Bottom line the USA is LIGHT YEARS behind countries like Canada.

Oh, I'm sorry, that makes me sound like a Socialist.

How about I just put it this way... GFY you ignorant Conservatist azzzholes.

[5918mike]

Clean piss or hope you are below their testing thresholds.

[leetreaper]

Lol dont do drugs or come to Toronto

[ttwarrior1]

take 6 alalfa tablets and 5 vit c 3 times a day till test and guzzle water

[RudyRuetigger]

drink more water

you will be high on life

[reigle9]

A but you dont need a whizinator, you're not on fukkin parole, they're not going to watch you pull your dikk out crazy person

just make sure you keep the piss the correct temp, i'd even buy 2 and do a practice round...i had to do some mcguyver shit that that would've been unbelievable in a movie

take the hand warmer with you and only use the minimum amount of piss in case you have to do it again

[JMobile]

Drink Gatorade and eat carrots?

[Big Bear]

Drink Gatorade and eat carrots?

lol

[mikejamm]

Dude, this is the best synthetic urine kit out there and it 100% fuk'in works. Comes with everything you need, heating pad, temp gauge, in a small plastic flask. Make sure you follow the instructions correctly and you're good to go.

Screw all that other bullshit, get fake urine and keep on toke'in.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Monkey-Flask-Synthetic-Urine-3-5-oz-Plastic-Flask-free-shipping/352626071633?hash=item521a26d851:g:BmoAAOSwPa1cmBDr

[Big Bear]

Dude, this is the best synthetic urine kit out there and it 100% fuk'in works. Comes with everything you need, heating pad, temp gauge, in a small plastic flask. Make sure you follow the instructions correctly and you're good to go.

Screw all that other bullshit, get fake urine and keep on toke'in.


https://www.ebay.com/itm/Monkey-Flas...oAAOSwPa1cmBDr

Thanks bro.

But before I order it... I do have a friend with clean piss wouldnt that be better?

Can’t they detect the fact that it is synthetic?

Also shouldn’t I get the whizinator bc last time they made me empty my pockets and I don’t want to have something bulging out looking suspicious

[stackz125]

https://www.wgnsradio.com/man-allegedly-had-a-whizzinator-in-an-attempt-to-pass-a-drug-test-in-murfreesboro-cms-22869

[BeatTheJerk]

correct for me too. I told my boss one time....listen I don't wake and bake. I don't smoke on lunch break, I smoke at night for those above reasons you mentioned.

What's the difference b/t me smoking and any other employee that goes out and gets drunk and then is hungover the next day at work. You are saying that is ok, but smoking weed isn't.

I'll make you a deal, if I'm ever high at work, you can fire me on the spot, but I'm not taking a drug test. If you drug test me, drug test the entire dealership and 75% of employees will be fired

That actually worked for me

Well played by you Sammy !

[turtledoves]

quick fix is a lock, wouldn't trust ebay

I read they can't detect gender or if it's synthetic, but they check temperature, make sure it's not too hot or too cold

[Big Bear]

Quick fix and some hand warmers?

where do I store the fake piss in a baloon or ziplock freezer bag? I don’t want it to spill or leak

[Slurry Pumper]

I smoked the entire time in the military and afterwards for all my life,and took several drug tests. Typically, I pound down a few large energy drinks, plenty of water,and some multivitamin supplements. The energy drinks just make me want to piss. The test will flag you for diluted samples so that is what the vitamins are for. Your body processes weed at a consistent rate, so if you increase the processing fluid, you decrease the weed that is detectable. Dont forget the vitamins, very important.

[Big Bear]

Nah I cant risk it

Gotta pass

[turtledoves]

quick fix makes a leg strap and hand warmers with adhesive to stick to the bottle to keep it warm. it comes in a plastic bottle with a temperature strip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJKrUrhmXFo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjvCgW6F12Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PBcW9GHI6o

there is an faq on their website if you search quick fix faq

never used it myself. i would try to get it from the site to get the latest version, but you can always check the batch number i think on the website if you buy it from a local shop

i would practice it, try to mimic how long it takes to drive to the testing facility, wear the same pants you will wear on the test day. i think it can be reheated if you want to practice. saw in the video there is a cap with a spout to make pouring easier. seems like a solid product

[Big Bear]

Shiiiiaaattttt I gotta practice?

[JIBBBY]

Get a friend that is clean to piss in a cheat bag for you.. Spend and get the expensive piss bag cheat strap with a little battery heater..

You can find them on line.. When they throw you in the little room to pee in the cup then you unload the clean bag of piss in the cup.. These hide well under your clothes..

[7deuceoff$uit]

No need to strap something to your body. Just use Frank Gallagher method.

[KVB]