the ingredients for the best breakfast you'll ever eat.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 11:43 AM

as the pictorial exhibits, for best results ensure that the woman forming the bowl is laid on her back on a cushion taken off of some hotel patio furniture, with another cushion propping her cinnamon ring straight up in the air, so you don't spill your breakfast........ (topless slut to do the pouring is optional, but preferred)

**MinnesotaFats** · 02-06-19, 11:59 AM

This is gross, plus I had fruit loops for breakfast

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 01:52 PM

just make sure you follow the directions above, or you may wind up with something like this:

**Eddy Munny** · 02-06-19, 05:37 PM

I was gonna try this until I realized I'm all out of Froot Loops.

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

I was gonna try this until I realized I'm all out of Froot Loops.

after watching froot loop porn non stop for two days now, I broke down and went online and ordered six tons of generic "Sam's Club" fruit loops to fill my pool, hot tub, bath tubs and showers at the lifestyle party I plan to host next month....

**cincinnatikid513** · 02-06-19, 07:25 PM

**konck** · 02-06-19, 07:50 PM

I saw who made the thread an figured there would be ass in it

**L8night** · 02-06-19, 09:55 PM

Mom always said breakfast was the most important meal of the day, can I substitute Cap'n Crunch?

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by L8night

Mom always said breakfast was the most important meal of the day, can I substitute Cap'n Crunch?

damn right you can.....

i went with cornflakes and a few sliced bananas (and one whole banana) this morning.....

pretty much anything but pop rocks.... I shoved some of those in a bitch's box back in the mid 80's. dropped her off at the hospital, and never heard from her again......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-06-19, 10:09 PM

I see the hidden message now.

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 10:16 PM

other than that toucan nose being shaped somewhat like a cok, i'm not seeing the hidden message......

but I am counting down the hours til my stepson leaves for the weekend, so I can load my wife's ass up like a high end Cuisinart blender and feast on the goodies.....

and possibly the circle in the center of the "box" being about the same circumference as that speculum.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-06-19, 10:26 PM

In the image I posted, that hole could be a gaping asshole, Donker.

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

In the image I posted, that hole could be a gaping asshole, Donker.

i saw that perfect circle being the speculum..... but either way, it's actually the same gaped out space..... and a load is goin' in at the end of the day!

**Auto Donk** · 02-06-19, 10:39 PM

sad thing is, and I may do it tomorrow via a verifying photo, is that I have all of the ingredients to this breakfast -- except the fukkin' cereal -- under my roof right now.....

wife and I bought the speculum in new orleans at larry flynt's hustler club gift shop on bourbon street..... she's no stranger to it.....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-07-19, 11:41 AM

Damn, I'm lactose intolerant.

**KVB** · 02-07-19, 11:58 AM

Unfortunately, some of us have to eat breakfast alone...

**Auto Donk** · 02-07-19, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Unfortunately, some of us have to eat breakfast alone...

this shit got me into trouble, somewhat, yesterday...... I think I mentioned this in the fly me thread, but it's worth repeating here:

my dog AstroBear got bitten during a fight with a pack of coyotes out at the ranch, and the vet gave him one of those fukkin cone things that he refused to wear.....

so after seeing this gif above, I thouht I might as well try it, and when I tried it on yesterday morning and my wife asked "what the fuk are you doing now???", and I responded "making a virtual asshole".....

she said, "you don't need to do that".... and for a split second I started to get hard, thinkin' she was gonna spread her cheeks and serve up some fruit loops!!!!

but she immediately replied "you're already a REAL Asshole!!!"

I was softer than f'n JJ Gold at that point....

**Big Bear** · 02-08-19, 01:03 AM

Gross

**grease lightnin** · 02-08-19, 06:43 AM

Can you imagine being Donk’s stepson?

Donk is a stepson’s absolute fukking nightmare

**MinnesotaFats** · 02-08-19, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Can you imagine being Donk’s stepson?

Donk is a stepson’s absolute fukking nightmare

Bwhahaha

Some poor 8 year just laying in bed listening to Donk destroy his whore mom and the pillow talk ideas like this!

**grease lightnin** · 02-08-19, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Bwhahaha

Some poor 8 year just laying in bed listening to Donk destroy his whore mom and the pillow talk ideas like this!

Yeah or opening donk’s nightstand drawer and finding a fukking speculum. The horror

**Big Bear** · 02-08-19, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Can you imagine being Donk’s stepson?

Donk is a stepson’s absolute fukking nightmare

I know right lol

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Bwhahaha

Some poor 8 year just laying in bed listening to Donk destroy his whore mom and the pillow talk ideas like this!

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 02-08-19, 05:05 PM

I'm guessing this doesn't work with granola.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Yeah or opening donk’s nightstand drawer and finding a fukking speculum. The horror

its in my bottom dresser drawer; it's pink, and looks harmless....