Helping a Fellow Poster Out

**opie1988** · 10-30-17, 10:06 PM

Harry a good dude. Always has been.

When the Cowboys went to Seattle and whooped that ass a few years ago, Harry was still a nice guy about it.

I haven't forgotten that. Best of luck to you Harry.

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 10-30-17, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Harry a good dude. Always has been.

When the Cowboys went to Seattle and whooped that ass a few years ago, Harry was still a nice guy about it.

I haven't forgotten that. Best of luck to you Harry.

And when Tony "the crutches" romo held that ball on the field goal try from 26yrds to win the playoff game and fumbled it and was tacjled like a biatch on the 3 yrd line..you were cool as well opie

**opie1988** · 10-30-17, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by SEAHAWKHARRY

And when Tony "the crutches" romo held that ball on the field goal try from 26yrds to win the playoff game and fumbled it and was tacjled like a biatch on the 3 yrd line..you were cool as well opie

Touché fam

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 10-30-17, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Harry sorry to hear about how tough things have been. We go back many years on here. God bless you and your family and best of luck going forward.

I'm ok LB just with my income now my priorities are much stricter .very little to gamble with just 1 deposit a year . So the pro thing was just not in my cards well see
Good people in here LB

**bobbywaves** · 10-30-17, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

my PMs are off except to mods and approved members (people I owe points)

Only pussies & paranoid alcoholics turn off their PM's.

**HurryUpAndDrink** · 10-30-17, 10:15 PM

Made it up till page 5 of this drivel... JFC

People get riled up over the weirdest most insignificant things...

Yeah the gofundme shit is sort of lame... but who cares....

Its a fuckin c note

**2daBank** · 10-30-17, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by SEAHAWKHARRY

And when Tony "the crutches" romo held that ball on the field goal try from 26yrds to win the playoff game and fumbled it and was tacjled like a biatch on the 3 yrd line..you were cool as well opie

Lol. I was wondering why opie went that route, you got lot of ammo, lol..

**bobbywaves** · 10-30-17, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Donk's a good player and always has points.

**bonzaii** · 10-30-17, 10:44 PM

O so that's why Bobbywaves is hoarding all those points. I thought he was going for the new big screen but he's going for that boobjob that SBR now offers in the store huh?

**Bostongambler** · 10-30-17, 10:49 PM

Did I miss Philly's apology yet?

**mpaschal34** · 10-30-17, 10:53 PM

Busy thread for one day (especially a Monday). Wonder what the topic will be tomorrow.

**The Kraken** · 10-30-17, 11:01 PM

Damn, this turned out to be a SEAHAWK BURIAL

**bobbywaves** · 10-30-17, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

O so that's why Bobbywaves is hoarding all those points. I thought he was going for the new big screen but he's going for that boobjob that SBR now offers in the store huh?

Hoarding? Since I'm not a broke dikk like you, I don't feel the need to cash out constantly.

You can't generate pts, as you suck at poker. Care to wager your measly 544 pts on a poker bet chump?

**PAULYPOKER** · 10-30-17, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i'll donate to anyone who makes me think of this little guy every time I see his name on sbr:

Lol...............You're a fukkin nonstop joke--stir......................

**bonzaii** · 10-30-17, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Hoarding? Since I'm not a broke dikk like you, I don't feel the need to cash out constantly.

You can't generate pts, as you suck at poker. Care to wager your measly 544 pts on a poker bet chump?

Beating you won't be very difficult, but hey if you want to lose 544 points to me that's on you. Let me know when you want to start handing them over to me. Tomorrow works good for me, weekends not so much.

**bobbywaves** · 10-30-17, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

Beating you won't be very difficult, but hey if you want to lose 544 points to me that's on you. Let me know when you want to start handing them over to me. Tomorrow works good for me, weekends not so much.

The poker bet is who has the most cashes the next 2 months, from 10/31-12/31. This is a low variance poker skill bet, not a high variance flipping session. You can easily see my starting 111 cashes here:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

Since you're not good enough to make this elite leaderboard, you'll have to post a screenshot of your poker lobby showing your starting number of cashes. We will both post up 556 with a trusted 3rd party we agree on, as I don't trust newbie big mouths such as yourself.

Post your poker lobby screenshot & list several posters you trust to hold our post ups. If I trust someone on your list, I'll ship him my post up. Or you can simply agree to a trusted member on my list below to hold our post ups:

FireKillex
PhillyGuy
Yisman
Spider
JakePeavy
Reload

**KVB** · 10-30-17, 11:54 PM

That's a silly bet.

It should be the most cashes in an equal number of games played, not over a time frame; unless you plan to play an equal number of games during that time frame.

If you you don't play in an equal number of games, then you must use a cashes per game ratio. Otherwise you're not really having a poker challenge.

It's a funny try though for anyone hoping they get more cracks at the whip than the other guy.

**bobbywaves** · 10-31-17, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by KVB

That's a silly bet.

It should be the most cashes in an equal number of games played, not over a time frame; unless you plan to play an equal number of games during that time frame.

If you you don't play in an equal number of games, then you must use a cashes per game ratio. Otherwise you're not really having a poker challenge.

It's a funny try though for anyone hoping they get more cracks at the whip than the other guy.

It's a skill bet, nothing silly about it. Bonzaii plays every daily anyway, so your point is moot. If Bonzaii can't dedicate himself to a 2 month challenge, that's his problem.

If Bonzaii pussies out like I'm sure he will, feel free to take his place. Just post a screenshot of your poker lobby & let me know how much you're willing to bet.

**KVB** · 10-31-17, 12:14 AM

As long as you make it about time and not about a fixed number of games or use a ratio it is taking away from the skill bet. It doesn't matter if someone plays every daily, it can only matter during your time frame.

I'm not sure you get the point, which is why you think it's moot.

Carry on kid.

**bonzaii** · 10-31-17, 12:22 AM

Thats a retarded bet. I will only bet you based off how many points you earn over x amount of games. For example, over the next month who ever has the most points totalled up in the next 30 games wins.

If you come in 1st in a game: You get 12 points
2nd 11 points
all the way down to 12th place gets one point

This is a better competition than how many cashes someone has which doesn't mean shit if your constantly getting 10th place or barely cashing.

Take a screenshot after everygame you play in the lobby and post it for proof of results.

Let me know if you are interested or just going to pussy out like I know you will.

**bobbywaves** · 10-31-17, 10:46 AM

Bonzail & KVB, couple of ignorant fukksticks who can't play poker.

I prefer total cashes, but I'll do total pts as well. Pts will not be calculated your ignorant way though. SBR tallies our pts automatically, no daily screenshots necessary dipshit.

The only screenshot needed from you today is of your poker lobby. Since you're not good enough to make elite leaderboard, I obviously can't see your starting number of pts. You can easily see my starting pts here chump:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

So post poker lobby screenshot & post up your betting pts either with me, or one of the trusted posters I previously listed. Then I'll post up as well. Doubt you will do this, as you're a broke dikk who know's he's going to lose. Same reason why KVB won't accept bet.

**bobbywaves** · 10-31-17, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by KVB

As long as you make it about time and not about a fixed number of games or use a ratio it is taking away from the skill bet. It doesn't matter if someone plays every daily, it can only matter during your time frame.

I'm not sure you get the point, which is why you think it's moot.

Carry on kid.

Two months time is what reduces variance & makes challenge skill based, as opposed to a high variance cash game flipping session. Not sure what you're not grasping about this concept.

Kid? I'm 49 son.

**PaperTrail07** · 10-31-17, 11:06 AM

Everyone loves a good poker battle...I need to get back to the tables--IMO total points earned -but nobody asked me-1st one time is better than 3 7-8-9 finishes...

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Two months time is what reduces variance & makes challenge skill based, as opposed to a high variance cash game flipping session. Not sure what you're not grasping about this concept.

Kid? I'm 49 son.

**The Kraken** · 10-31-17, 11:12 AM

Poor Bob, he is so basic he can't even understand what KVB is saying. KVB just making some obvious points and Bobby just can't grasp it

Silver lining though, he isn't aware of his own idiocy. In his own mind, he's a pretty neat guy. Good for him.

**The Kraken** · 10-31-17, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Two months time is what reduces variance & makes challenge skill based, as opposed to a high variance cash game flipping session. Not sure what you're not grasping about this concept.

Kid? I'm 49 son.

49 year old man with the body of a 70 year old diabetic woman

**KVB** · 10-31-17, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Two months time is what reduces variance & makes challenge skill based, as opposed to a high variance cash game flipping session. Not sure what you're not grasping about this concept. ..

Oh wow, are you for real?

Twice I've signed up for a daily tourney and forgot or couldn't get back in time. I never a played a single hand in those tourneys and placed 16th and 20th.

I don't think you understand what you are seeing when you use terms like skill based.

It's ok Waves, get back to your silly games, I'm not interested in your wacky terms, especially when you characterize them wrongly as skill based.

It's clear you don't get it, and your frustration is also silly. Save your "brokedikk" and "ignorant" insults for some other time, when you actually get what you're talking about.

I guess we can see why the Forum in general gives you the respect that it gives you.

"low variance skill based"...

**Auto Donk** · 10-31-17, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by bonzaii

O so that's why Bobbywaves is hoarding all those points. I thought he was going for the new big screen but he's going for that boobjob that SBR now offers in the store huh?

on a very serious note about waves.....

Gynecomastia is a very serious medical condition....

waves, you better get that shit checked out!

you know it's bad when your

are actually bigger and flappier than the

on the drawn in guy on the tit chart....

**PaperTrail07** · 10-31-17, 11:33 AM

KVB responds with a left hook

**Auto Donk** · 10-31-17, 11:38 AM

after lookin' at waves' ample, flappy bosom, he may be holding out not for implants, but rather for a SBR-store breast reduction surgery package......

or, at a minimum, some high-end victoria secret-like SBR bras.....

to go with his matching SBR thongs and panties he showed of at the Bash a couple years back......

**Auto Donk** · 10-31-17, 11:46 AM

i just hope he doesn't use the same caribbean surgeon for his tit reduction that his tranny whore date at said Bash used......

even the always-horny-for-tranny-dick waves almost lost his lunch when she got up from the bed right after dumpin' her load into waves' back door, revealing how badly her "ass implant" surgeon had screwed the pooch:

waves, the money you might save isn't worth the risk for something as serious as tit reduction..... don't go with the strandard "SBR Costa Rican/Domincan Republic Surgeon Tit Reduction Package", but rather the "SBR DELUXE American Surgeon Tit Reduction Package"......

**PAULYPOKER** · 10-31-17, 12:06 PM

That pic is fukkin sick..........

**bonzaii** · 10-31-17, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Bonzail & KVB, couple of ignorant fukksticks who can't play poker.

I prefer total cashes, but I'll do total pts as well. Pts will not be calculated your ignorant way though. SBR tallies our pts automatically, no daily screenshots necessary dipshit.

The only screenshot needed from you today is of your poker lobby. Since you're not good enough to make elite leaderboard, I obviously can't see your starting number of pts. You can easily see my starting pts here chump:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

So post poker lobby screenshot & post up your betting pts either with me, or one of the trusted posters I previously listed. Then I'll post up as well. Doubt you will do this, as you're a broke dikk who know's he's going to lose. Same reason why KVB won't accept bet.

Alright your on, but I'm not posting up any betpoints with anyone I dont know. Ill glady give them to someone I can trust or a mod though. If I don't pay up SBR can ban me immediately and if you don't pay up we don't have to see your ugly face around here anymore. Since Thanksgiving is coming up I can only do this challenge starting today/ tomorrow till the 21st. Let me know if we gotta a deal.

**bobbywaves** · 10-31-17, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

49 year old man with the body of a 70 year old diabetic woman

Coming from a nurse

**bobbywaves** · 10-31-17, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Oh wow, are you for real?

Twice I've signed up for a daily tourney and forgot or couldn't get back in time. I never a played a single hand in those tourneys and placed 16th and 20th.

I don't think you understand what you are seeing when you use terms like skill based.

It's ok Waves, get back to your silly games, I'm not interested in your wacky terms, especially when you characterize them wrongly as skill based.

It's clear you don't get it, and your frustration is also silly. Save your "brokedikk" and "ignorant" insults for some other time, when you actually get what you're talking about.

I guess we can see why the Forum in general gives you the respect that it gives you.

"low variance skill based"...

I laid out an easy to understand skill based challenge, that of course you want no part of.

My offer wasn't intended for you anyway. But for you not to grasp how it's skill based only further demonstrates your ignorance, just in case your pathetic poker play wasn't enough demonstration.

**KVB** · 10-31-17, 12:48 PM

Waves you sound aggressive and butt hurt. It happens but you should just learn from your mistake instead of acting like a kid because you made one.

You're original bet is foolish and not the skill based bet you say it is. Sure there's skill, but you dilute in hopes that you can take more shots than your opponent.

That's it. You can keep responding with a denial of that, but man you look foolish doing so.