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AutoDonk..... why they pull that shit on me?
AutoDonk..... why they pull that shit on me?
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What a great thread.
I have no pictures to contribute at this time as I am on my phone and it's too much work from the phone.
I'd just like to add that no matter how hot the pornstar is (Aria) it should be an automatic DQ for hottest porn star of all time if she only does/did girl/girl scenes.
Otherwise Veronika Zemanova might win.
Post some Zemanova pics, Donker.Comment -
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The best are those that don't have a name. Though, Lisa, and Tori are good. A bunch others that I can't think of. Hard to think when you're watching Forensic Files. I know I have a favorite just can't remember her name. Maybe the hoe that blew me for a ride today. Close enough. Went to rehab with one that was insane. Not famous though.Comment -
Staying old school.
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strange.... usually, by the time a ho has "fat wrists", that's the least of a guy's "fat problems" with her, as if she has fat wrists, she also got:
three rolls/fat gut, huge fat ass, thunderfukkin'fat thighs, fat back tit$, fat-ass calves and ankles, fat fukkin' jowels, fat neck, etc.....
the only humans I've ever seen with large wrists compared to the rest of their bodies are these:
and they're fukkin' cartoon characters on Popeye.....
and, for example: tell me, what bothers you most, from a "fat standpoint," about this bitch:
i'll got out on a limb and say it's probably NOT her fat fukkin' wrists......
test no. 2: how many of you, upon seeing this photo, had the first thought of "wow, look at the wrists on those bitches?":
and, FINAL TEST:
Who among us thought, upon this woman indicating she wanted our dicks, "well, I don't have a problem with your triplle-rolled belly resting on a fence post, BUT, THOSE FAT WRISTS are a deal breaker":
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no, fidel, they hammered away at my best all time photo of aria, the one my best friend in H-town thought, and still thinks, was my ex girlfriend (now deceased), probably b/c you could almost see her areola on one of her breasts......
sux, but i guess it went over the line.... even tho it was a totally classy, beautiful photo....Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-11-17, 10:29 AM.Comment -
agree with the sentiments about girl-girl only porn totally, diggity
that's why she only gets my nod for "sexiest porn star", not my "favorite pornstar of all time", which is gina.....
I'll try to find some of veronika, tho if she's a euro, I doubt she'd ever do it for me.... most eurobabes that do porn are about as sensual as a wooden fence, due to generally hating men due to having been molested by every male relative they have (father, brothers, uncles, grandfathers, etc.) since the time they were 9 yrs old.....
and, the sounds they make, "aye aye aye!" when getting pounding turn me off, as well.....
no sensuality and bad love making/fukking sounds disqualify all but the most-americanized of them.....Comment -
just go watch the vid of aria fisting herself and get back to me......
i never saw cherly teigs, naomi campbell, vendela, christy turlington, or any other real model jam their whole f'n hand up their snatch while using the other to practically wear their clit out getting off that way......
Trust me, Billy F'n Joel would have never married Christie Brinkley if he knew the whole nation had seen her fist buried in her box, and up to the middle of her forearm buried in her own wajeeen......
report back after you clean up/wipe down the keyboard.....Comment -
they'd be awesome if they were real mom's and daughters, not just an old damn near washed up skank like Lisa Ann and some new hot porn newbie.....
real mom/daughter would be awesome......
mainly because one of my undergrad girlfriends mom's fukked me behind her daughters back after driving me back to A&M my freshman year..... had me carry her bags up to her room in the Marriot (she was an IBM recruiter, and had interviews set up with engineering students at the time), and blocked the door as I was about to leave, with the look in her eyes that "im about to fuk your brains out for haven taken my daughter's virginity"......
awesome experience, even tho, unfortuantely, I never got them at the same time.....Comment -
indeed, which is why she (Dana Dearmond) makes my top 5 (which, with all the sub-numbers, equals about 25-30 actual babes), even with most of her porn having the stupid bangs......
I'd love to take her, mason moore (another totally nasty, uninhibited brunette who absolutely loves sex), and gina ryder to jamaica for a couple of weeks......
burn some tree, eat shrooms, and fook for 2 straight weeks with three bi-babe freaks who will do anything, baked out of your mind......Comment -
Per Diggity's request:
veronika:
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in sum, most any of the babes in this thread would have me doin' this if I saw them on the sidelines of a Chargers football game:
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interesting entry from one of only two openly bisexual members here at SBR....
even more interesting that he chose as "sexiest porn star" the only other openly bisexual member of SBR.....
and even more interesting than that is the obvious obsession porn stars such as Jessica Drake and TT Warrior have with, in Jessica's case, my kahk, and in TT Warrior's case, my ass.....
I'll spare you the oft-repeated J. Drake story, but will now produce evidence of Stevie k's favorite sexiest bisexual pornstar, TT Warrior, and his obsession with my ass that only the most confident of non-gay men (think Diggity) can give credit to:
What can I say, f'n Porn Stars Love me.......Comment -
but, bisexual sbr members aside, let's get this thread back on track with another top 5 Donk's List entry, the exquisitely kinky, "wickedly talented" (thanks, Travolta, you f'n fahg), always playful and sex loving Mason Moore:
tho her fun bags are a bit "over-inflated" and some of her ink ill-advised at best, her attitude and sheer performance makes he a great addition to any threesome with another babe......
her squirting talents are an additional bit of icing on the cake, or in this context, jizz on the face......
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I'm not bi man
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RACHEL ROXXX hands down!
Brittney Skye is smoking hot too
Jesse Jane
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good entries all.........
rachel, seen below, has been in my sights for sure....
well done.....
tho, in all honesty, Rachel should have had me design her "ass hat"/lower back tribal.....
used to get paid $200 a pop just for drawing em up after swinger babes all over htown saw my original artwork on my babe.....
ah, the good ol days.......
i'll pull out another special babe tomorrow.....Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-11-17, 10:39 PM.Comment -
ps..... all of my tribals had the same signature bottom design, going down into their ass cracks.....
that way, no matter how fukked up I was in the club or swinger's bar, I could always recognize my bitches......
bad bitches with big brown eyes....
rachel quals...
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take some of these pictures into consideration to see what most of these pornstars really look like
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mods, please delete the previous post....
I just lost wood....
and that's not what this thead is about....
KEEP THE FANTASY ALIVE.....
thx.
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ps.... jessica drake still looked pretty hot aftrer my date and I fukked and sukked all her make up off.....Comment -
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this is what this thread is about.....
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pss....
this babe lost count of the orgasms she had with one El Loco Donko:
and since I never got to thank her that night......
"thanks, bitch..... my date still out performed you by a mile....."
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AND, the "out performer", in the red/black top, a former ms. texas' hotter little sister, stated it best when she said "if i could bottle how you make me feel when I orgasm, and sell it by the ounce, I'd be a millionaire in a week".....Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-11-17, 11:49 PM.Comment -
as promised, a little monday morning guttersnipe to get the day started.... and a bonus ho to boot....
brooke lee adams for starters:
and bonus big bootied paige turner....
tho paige has put on some pounds, watching her pound that ass reverse cowgirl is always a good way to spend two minutes and 49 seconds of your day (at least that's my usual time to, well, you know, uh.... be through watchin' porn for the day).......
and, as of late, she's balooned up to damn near total BBW status:
tho much hotter in her younger days, if you wanna see a trainwreck of cellulite, or if you have a pretty-faced fat chick takes two up the ass fetish, she's your girl:
personally, while I might want to see cellulite on a jarring cowgirl position ride filmed from behind about once per month, I still prefer the older paige vids, shot during this era:
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yes sir, rachel roxxx is smoking!
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audry is sharp, no doubt, as well......
but today, for a little Tuesday Treat, I offer up this sweet-ass brunette.....
lylith lavey:
only as a brunette; her bleach blonde vids hit me about like most all other blonde porn vids..... lacking in "something".....
have seen some great scenes, tho sometimes she seemingly lacks the energy of say, a mason moore or tori black....
a few times she almost seems to be in pain, and the guys keep pounding, so if you're into legitimate pain scenes, some of those might float your boat.... (on an editorial note, we'd all be in pain too if someone was jamming 11" of bbc up our asses, but hey.... they're paid professionals who are supposed to be able to absorb that much kahk.... lol)
nevertheless, she's got me there a few times:
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